Instant cunt identifiers

[Mudface]

11 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People who say stuff like: "I don't do compliments" or "I don't do hugs". 

 

Fuck off.

I know what you mean, it's so depressing to get a negative reaction to the questions, 'What do you think of my dick?' and 'Would you like to hold it?', especially from kids. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, John102 said:

People who buy those Lad Baby Christmas singles. I read he is going for his 3rd Christmas No1 this year. 

 

More generally, people who like those clearly staged prank videos. 

What the fuck is lad baby???

[Pete]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What the fuck is lad baby???

Johnson? Tries to act like a 'lad' but in reality is a bit of a baby??

 

[John102]

Does nobody listen to the charts any more? Going for his 3rd Christmas No1, on the spin, I think. 

 

Previous winners. 

 

 

And this years.. 

 

 

 

No wonder we have to listen to the same shit every year from Slade and Wizzard

[Geoff Woade]

People who don’t take their trollies back at the supermarket and just leave them in a parking space, horrible, selfish bastards. Not arsed at all if the wind takes them into someone else’s car. Hanging is too good for them!

[Trumo]

55 minutes ago, John102 said:

Does nobody listen to the charts any more? Going for his 3rd Christmas No1, on the spin, I think. 

 

Previous winners. 

 

 

And this years.. 

 

 

 

No wonder we have to listen to the same shit every year from Slade and Wizzard

 

Christmas No1s have been shit for decades haven't they? If it's not Cliff Richard, it's one of Simon Cowell's slaves or a 'charity' single like the above.

[manwiththestick]

56 minutes ago, John102 said:

Does nobody listen to the charts any more? Going for his 3rd Christmas No1, on the spin, I think. 

 

Previous winners. 

 

 

And this years.. 

 

 

 

No wonder we have to listen to the same shit every year from Slade and Wizzard

What the fuck is this shit? I'd never even heard of this until now, anyone that supports this nonsense can just fuck off, probably the live, laugh, love brigade.

[John102]

3rd Christmas number 1 on the spin. Alongside the Beatles and Spice Girls. Perhaps not a brilliant list.

 

Cunts everywhere. 

[cloggypop]

Disappointed if this didn't make number 1. 

 

http://borisjohnson.info/

 

https://louderthanwar.com/the-kunts-boris-johnson-is-a-fucking-cunt-heading-for-xmas-number-1/

 

 

[General Dryness]

On 24/12/2020 at 23:29, John102 said:

Does nobody listen to the charts any more? Going for his 3rd Christmas No1, on the spin, I think. 

 

Previous winners. 

 

 

And this years.. 

 

 

 

No wonder we have to listen to the same shit every year from Slade and Wizzard

I watched about a minute of the first video, and it has genuinely sent me further down the road towards self harm.

[Harry Squatter]

People who manage to railroad every conversation into talking about themselves and what they are up to. There's a few people I work with who are like this who always need to take over conversations to tell you how great their lives are. 

 

A lad I used to go out bevvying with has managed to hijack the last 3 or more of my posts on Facebook to talk about himself. Wouldn't mind but he's completely boring and never goes anywhere apart from the same places we drunk in 20 years ago. Yet he seems to believe he's some celebrity who everyone finds unbelievably interesting. If he went on Mastermind he would choose himself as his specialist subject. 

 

The last few times I bothered with him I had been on holiday to Southern Africa, I went white water rafting, did a skydive, a helicopter ride over Victoria falls and been in a cage surrounded by great white sharks. However this paled into insignificance when he told me that he had pulled a fat bird who worked behind the bar in Waterloo. 

 

Two lads were talking about my stag night that I had here after some couldn't go to the one I had abroad. He weighs in and starts going on about some fat minger he was shagging at the time and diverted the conversation away from what was being discussed. I just ended up deleting the whole thing to stop him talking shit. 

 

Also, he somehow managed to go on about where he was and what Liverpool fans he was winding up in the pub when I posted something about Gerard Houllier and the 2001 fa cup final. I just ended up muting him. 

 

One of my other mates posted about how he was off work for 10 days. He works in a prison so this lad decides to message him and go on about how tough the last 5 years have been trying to find a permanent job after being released from prison. 

 

I think I could go on about climate change and he would somehow divert the conversation back to him.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Having a ‘ Garden Bar ‘ and never stopping going on about it. Or possibly just having the bar itself, it’s a shed you soft cunt wouldn’t mind if it was built by yourself and was actually decent.
 

[Harry Squatter]

3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Having a ‘ Garden Bar ‘ and never stopping going on about it. Or possibly just having the bar itself, it’s a shed you soft cunt wouldn’t mind if it was built by yourself and was actually decent.
 

Making out that you have loads of friends around every weekend when all you really do is sit in it to get away from your moaning Mrs and kids to watch any random shite footy.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

Making out that you have loads of friends around every weekend when all you really do is sit in it to get away from your moaning Mrs and kids to watch any random shite footy.

I know this tit who only met his missus a few years back and she rules he just smiles and takes it. This women is the ugliest women I have ever seen and thinks she is gorgeous.

[Harry Squatter]

23 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I know this tit who only met his missus a few years back and she rules he just smiles and takes it. This women is the ugliest women I have ever seen and thinks she is gorgeous.

Probably why he goes the shed and has a wank!

[Trumo]

58 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

People who manage to railroad every conversation into talking about themselves and what they are up to. There's a few people I work with who are like this who always need to take over conversations to tell you how great their lives are. 

 

A lad I used to go out bevvying with has managed to hijack the last 3 or more of my posts on Facebook to talk about himself. Wouldn't mind but he's completely boring and never goes anywhere apart from the same places we drunk in 20 years ago. Yet he seems to believe he's some celebrity who everyone finds unbelievably interesting. If he went on Mastermind he would choose himself as his specialist subject. 

 

The last few times I bothered with him I had been on holiday to Southern Africa, I went white water rafting, did a skydive, a helicopter ride over Victoria falls and been in a cage surrounded by great white sharks. However this paled into insignificance when he told me that he had pulled a fat bird who worked behind the bar in Waterloo. 

 

Two lads were talking about my stag night that I had here after some couldn't go to the one I had abroad. He weighs in and starts going on about some fat minger he was shagging at the time and diverted the conversation away from what was being discussed. I just ended up deleting the whole thing to stop him talking shit. 

 

Also, he somehow managed to go on about where he was and what Liverpool fans he was winding up in the pub when I posted something about Gerard Houllier and the 2001 fa cup final. I just ended up muting him. 

 

One of my other mates posted about how he was off work for 10 days. He works in a prison so this lad decides to message him and go on about how tough the last 5 years have been trying to find a permanent job after being released from prison. 

 

I think I could go on about climate change and he would somehow divert the conversation back to him.

 

Why don't you start talking about cunts, that way he can keep conversations on topic.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

12 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Probably why he goes the shed and has a wank!

If she lets him.

[Tony Moanero]

Saying “moi” instead of me.

[easytoslip]

17 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Saying “moi” instead of me.

Que? 

[Jairzinho]

People who write really long reviews on goodreads.com.

[Liverpool lad]

People who shorten words that don't need to be shortened 

 

People who use the phrase 'we/you know the score '

[General Dryness]

57 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

People who shorten words that don't need to be shortened 

 

People who use the phrase 'we/you know the score '

Ppl who do tht r cnts.

 

U kno th scor.

[Harry Squatter]

People who push in/try to jump queues at the bar. 

 

Was out last year with a couple who my Mrs knows. Her mates husband seemed ok until we got to the bar. Big queue but he managed to push his way through and start shouting the bar staff to serve him despite people being there ages before him then throwing a strop when he got told to wait. Put me right off him and then I started thinking he was  a massive cunt no matter how sound he tried to come across for the rest of the night. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Some people are just obviously cunts; all the signs are there.

 

[General Dryness]

37 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Some people are just obviously cunts; all the signs are there.

 

I searched google for that picture, and it came up with "similar results for hair loss".