Instant cunt identifiers

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15 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

The pinky ring. A gold ring on your little finger, sometimes with an oynx centre or even worse a sovereign. Infallible evidence the wearer is a cunt. 

 

Fucking hell, can tell you're from Kent!

[Posterguy]

On 29/06/2020 at 05:15, cloggypop said:

He's a massive wellend. 

 

 

 

 

These can't be real.  I can't stop laughing 

[Jairzinho]

Middle row on the right of the bottom picture is Jim Davidson.

[cloggypop]

12 minutes ago, Posterguy said:

 

 

These can't be real.  I can't stop laughing 

The wellend hashtag is my favourite thing on Twitter ever. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Moo]

On 29/06/2020 at 11:15, cloggypop said:

He's a massive wellend. 

 

 

I bet at least 75% of them are Mancs.

[John102]

When you are at work and your say youre tired, as you have been up all night for any number of reasons. Some cunt will always pop his head up and say 'i had a lovely sleep last night', thinking they are funny.

 

Do one you cunt

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, John102 said:

When you are at work and your say youre tired, as you have been up all night for any number of reasons. Some cunt will always pop his head up and say 'i had a lovely sleep last night', thinking they are funny.

 

Do one you cunt

Nah, worse are the ones who go "Oh I know me too". The same cunts do it about anything.

 

"I got hit by a car this morning" "Me too, fucker sped off as well" 

 

"I woke up getting bummed by the ghost of my nan" "She woke me up with a blow last night, dirty isn't she" 

[easytoslip]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah, worse are the ones who go "Oh I know me too". The same cunts do it about anything.

 

"I got hit by a car this morning" "Me too, fucker sped off as well" 

 

"I woke up getting bummed by the ghost of my nan" "She woke me up with a blow last night, dirty isn't she" 

What a strange thought, that last paragraph. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

What a strange thought, that last paragraph. 

You should have been there mate 

[Mudface]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah, worse are the ones who go "Oh I know me too". The same cunts do it about anything.

 

"I got hit by a car this morning" "Me too, fucker sped off as well" 

 

"I woke up getting bummed by the ghost of my nan" "She woke me up with a blow last night, dirty isn't she" 

'Black dog'. As in, 'my black dog is blacker than your black dog'. Every workplace is infested with the cunts.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

'Black dog'. As in, 'my black dog is blacker than your black dog'. Every workplace is infested with the cunts.

I prefer “elevenerife” 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I prefer “elevenerife” 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Elevenerife

 

Haha.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Mudface said:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Elevenerife

 

Haha.

Haha. Trevors a cunt 

[Elite]

On 09/09/2020 at 23:23, Bjornebye said:

I prefer “elevenerife” 

Those types of people have zero self-awareness, even if you say that they won't get it and go searching for summer breaks to 'Twelverife.'

 

I can't interact with those sorts of people, they are incredibly self-absorbed and pay no attention to anyone's problems/achievements but their own.

[Elite]

2 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Anyone who puts their qualifications in their signature at the bottom of their e mail. Definitive. 

Yeah very annoying.

 

Elite

City And Guilds in Paper Mache Modelling

 

[lifetime fan]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

Those types of people have zero self-awareness, even if you say that they won't get it and go searching for summer breaks to 'Twelverife.'

 

I can't interact with those sorts of people, they are incredibly self-absorbed and pay no attention to anyone's problems/achievements but their own.

I married one of those cunts. 
 

*shakes head in shame*

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Colonel Kurtz

BsC (Hons) in school of fucking life 

The 'School of life' must have terrible offsted reports as everyone I've met that studied there is as thick as fuck.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

The 'School of life' must have terrible offsted reports as everyone I've met that studied there is as thick as fuck.

 

Higher grades than the school of hard knocks though.

[easytoslip]

4 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Anyone who puts their qualifications in their signature at the bottom of their e mail. Definitive. 

What the fuck is a qualification,! Does it entitle you to anything? Yours disgruntled and qualified. 

[Bjornebye]

The only people worse than the cunts who use terms like “the school of life” are those who look down their nose to others, are condescending and speak like they k ow everything and you know fuck all. Often they are too into their own shit that they believe it. They usually have very few real friends and easily take offence when challenged. 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha Ha. Well at least it would have taught you that Ofsted is capitalised and has only got 1 f. And its "School of fucking life" . School of life is a different place. Maybe you went to that one. 

Tory cunt.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

The only people worse than the cunts who use terms like “the school of life” are those who look down their nose to others, are condescending and speak like they k ow everything and you know fuck all. Often they are too into their own shit that they believe it. They usually have very few real friends and easily take offence when challenged. 

They're sometimes called Sociopaths. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 26/06/2020 at 22:43, Karl_b said:

No such thing as 'road tax' is there? 

Not since 1937.

 

Motorists have been moaning about something that doesn’t exist for 83 years.

[Evelyn Tentions]

I liked the bloodhound in the old Perishers cartoons. B.H. (Calcutta)(failed)