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[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

BS Orange Lodge wankers partying in the garden again by me. Karaoke, bingo etc. Makes a change from the usual shite on the 12th and St George Day, oh and VE Day this year. Can’t sit in the garden, I have mellowed so much. Not long back stuff would be going over the fences. Cunts.

[A Red]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

The lesser brand ones just reek of desperation. Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mercedes, Audi look the part but Renault or Peugeot convertible's are just shite.

I saw an astra convertible the other day, just didnt look right. 

 

I'd love a convertible sports car but but just 2 seats with dogs is no good. Seen some nice Mercedes 4 seat soft tops, so the dream is still alive.

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, A Red said:

I saw an astra convertible the other day, just didnt look right. 

 

I'd love a convertible sports car but but just 2 seats with dogs is no good. Seen some nice Mercedes 4 seat soft tops, so the dream is still alive.

I drive a focus so am not trying to be billy big bollocks but  I wouldn't consider a convertible unless it was a top class model. Which means I'll never drive one unless I win the lottery.

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

I drive a focus so am not trying to be billy big bollocks but  I wouldn't consider a convertible unless it was a top class model. Which means I'll never drive one unless I win the lottery.

Keep the dream!

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

BS Orange Lodge wankers partying in the garden again by me. Karaoke, bingo etc. Makes a change from the usual shite on the 12th and St George Day, oh and VE Day this year. Can’t sit in the garden, I have mellowed so much. Not long back stuff would be going over the fences. Cunts.

Near the Grafton you say? I'll walk up, lets get right into these horrible billy cunts 

[Vincent Vega]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Convertible cars. Sound for driving through the Tuscan countryside, less impressive in this country, inhaling exhaust fumes, with an overweight passenger munching on a Greggs Steak Bake.

Convertibles should only be driven by girls unless you’re David Coulthard driving around Monaco in this (yes this is his car and that’s what he does, the jammy bastard):

 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Vincent Vega said:

Convertibles should only be driven by girls unless you’re David Coulthard driving around Monaco in this (yes this is his car and that’s what he does, the jammy bastard):

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Very very cool, I wondered what had inspired him.

[Anubis]

Currently sat in the garden wishing death on neighbours about eight doors up having some sort of gathering in their back garden and blasting music like a fucking Wembley concert with an honest to god live singer. Shit music as well. So loud can’t even concentrate to read. Seriously hoping for some sort of mass electrocution like in King Ralph.

[A Red]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 lets get right into these horrible billy cunts ..........

............playing their bingo the cunts

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, A Red said:

............playing their bingo the cunts

69 12 fat orange racist bastards 

[A Red]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

69 12 fat orange racist bastards 

6, christian brothers abusing

2 and 4, 24 choirboys suffering

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, A Red said:

6, christian brothers abusing

2 and 4, 24 choirboys suffering

748 houses full of families with women and children getting evicted into the street because they are Catholic and the invaders decide they want them streets. Obviously I'm referring to just 1 day in 1969 not everything that went before but its ok, you just focus on what you want to. 

[A Red]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

748 houses full of families with women and children getting evicted into the street because they are Catholic and the invaders decide they want them streets. Obviously I'm referring to just 1 day in 1969 not everything that went before but its ok, you just focus on what you want to. 

300,000 protestants ethnically cleansed from the republic. I can do this too.

[Captain Turdseye]

When was the last time either of you two went to church?

[A Red]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

When was the last time either of you two went to church?

Its not about religion, fuck all to do with how one lot or the other worship or even believe

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

Its not about religion, fuck all to do with how one lot or the other worship or even believe

Sectarianism is not about religion?

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, A Red said:

300,000 protestants ethnically cleansed from the republic. I can do this too.

Err so you can't just start throwing stuff like that around considering it was an invaded country and I've still got the famine in my back pocket. 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Sectarianism is not about religion?

No, its between me, .... and him. 

[A Red]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 I've still got the famine in my back pocket. 

Eh? Youre english, not in the slightest Irish

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

Eh? Youre english, not in the slightest Irish

Only my elders came from Ireland. I was born in England. Great comeback by the way. Deflect and point the finger elsewhere. How aren't you a Tory MP? 

[Mook]

Weren't the Catholic Church in Ireland culpable for some of what went on during the famine across there?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

Weren't the Catholic Church in Ireland culpable for some of what went on during the famine across there?

Probably. They get blamed for everything the dirty nonces. 

 

Although I'm pretty sure it was the British that did worse. 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Only my elders came from Ireland. I was born in England. Great comeback by the way. Deflect and point the finger elsewhere. How aren't you a Tory MP? 

You're pissed. Nothing wrong with that, i'm on the way. 

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