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5 hours ago, Elite said:

She sounds like a proper horrible bitch. As others have said mate, fight fire with fire. See how she likes it when the shoes on the other foot. Jobsworth cunt.


I’d fight fire with water personally. Your way sounds like a recipe for disaster. 

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56 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:


I’d fight fire with water personally. Your way sounds like a recipe for disaster. 

Or if we are talking about a different thread, fight fire with breakfasts

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25 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Or if we are talking about a different thread, fight fire with breakfasts

Lifey does that when he cooks his breakfasts. He fights fire with fire then adds more fire before setting it on fire then getting a dragon involved in proceedings then douses the kitchen in petrol and sets it all on fire then puts it out with fire. 

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On 28/05/2020 at 15:15, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Went to see Fleetwood Mac in Manchester a few years ago and had a few drinks in the bar of the hotel for about two hours. A couple, really fat sat opposite each other and for our whole time there never said a word just stayed on their phones.

She’s just had that take that meerkat thing in the telly through her Facebook. Kid you not she spent more time filming it or taking pictures of the telly and messaging her mates than watching it. I ended up getting up with the remote as a mic for the last song to remind her actual music was on and yep , accidentally pressed something that dropped the stream and she missed the last song. Apparently I’m the biggest cunt ever. 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just had that take that meerkat thing in the telly through her Facebook. Kid you not she spent more time filming it or taking pictures of the telly and messaging her mates than watching it. I ended up getting up with the remote as a mic for the last song to remind her actual music was on and yep , accidentally pressed something that dropped the stream and she missed the last song. Apparently I’m the biggest cunt ever. 

I think you saved her some pain personally! I'd rather stick a power drill in my ears than listen to those fucking gimps!

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38 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Take that and good aren't compatible! They're woeful overrated bags of droning tory wank! Disappointed in you Stig!

Listen to more 'Sade' and you'll understand why I'm positively invested in this bucket of shite 

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9 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who doesn't wear socks, especially with a suit or on a night out. Last days of Babylon style shit. 

First popularised by Don Johnson in Miami Vice in the 80s. Every fucker started dressing like this, which didn’t really work in Liverpool. Still better than ketwigs and dirty trackies though.

 

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31 minutes ago, Anubis said:

First popularised by Don Johnson in Miami Vice in the 80s. Every fucker started dressing like this, which didn’t really work in Liverpool. Still better than ketwigs and dirty trackies though.

 

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I'm sure I watched them two get filled in in the Paradox 

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15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just had that take that meerkat thing in the telly through her Facebook. Kid you not she spent more time filming it or taking pictures of the telly and messaging her mates than watching it. I ended up getting up with the remote as a mic for the last song to remind her actual music was on and yep , accidentally pressed something that dropped the stream and she missed the last song. Apparently I’m the biggest cunt ever. 

Whatever you said whatever you did you didn’t mean it.

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11 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Convertible cars. Sound for driving through the Tuscan countryside, less impressive in this country, inhaling exhaust fumes, with an overweight passenger munching on a Greggs Steak Bake.

The lesser brand ones just reek of desperation. Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mercedes, Audi look the part but Renault or Peugeot convertible's are just shite.

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14 hours ago, Anubis said:

First popularised by Don Johnson in Miami Vice in the 80s. Every fucker started dressing like this, which didn’t really work in Liverpool. Still better than ketwigs and dirty trackies though.

 

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That’s me circa 85/86. Usually in the Cokey in November.

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