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[Red_or_Dead]

On 06/10/2018 at 15:34, Trumo said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-45746322/tory-member-has-i-love-boris-johnson-tattoo

 

Tory member has 'I love Boris Johnson' tattoo

 

Conservative party member Jade Smith has an unusual tribute to a leading politician, which she showed off to his father.

The thick fat fucking mess. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Not to brag, but I have at least 100 books. I even plan to get around to reading some of them some day.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

The thick fat fucking mess. 

 

it should be on her forehead to save time

[easytoslip]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Cunt Dine With Me 

That show is the pits 

[thegreatelephant]

 

see below

[thegreatelephant]

42 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

The thick fat fucking mess. 

 

39 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

 

it should be written on her forehead to save time

 

probably is on Fetlife somewhere

[redinblack62]

1 hour ago, Aw Geez said:

Not to brag, but I have at least 100 books. I even plan to get around to reading some of them some day.

Ive got 104.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Aw Geez said:

Not to brag, but I have at least 100 books. I even plan to get around to reading some of them some day.

Ha ha, got loads of books and DVDs that I’ve never read and watched.

[Trumo]

31 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ha ha, got loads of books and DVDs that I’ve never read and watched.

 

That's because they're DVDs and not VHS or Betamax tapes.

[A Red]

"My mate is high up in the *insert here* and he tells me they're planning to pile up bodies/close a tunnel/introduce martial law/its a man made virus" etc etc.

 

Fuck off you cunt, you're not in the know, youre a cunt wanting to look like youre in the know. 

 

All you are doing is make anxious people even more anxious.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 hours ago, thegreatelephant said:

 

yeah, bookcases are

 

books too

And I was beginning to think you were a fucking waffle waitress.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Ending a post on TLW with x, it’s TLW not TLW fuck off back to TLW if you want to do that shit.

 

I never got over searching for the Liverpool way in 2003 and ending up on True Love Waits, some nutty American virgin site.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Lunch cunts, I’m sure it’s been done to death, but fuck it, breakfast - dinner - tea. Anything else, captain cunt, from cuntingdon, cuntshire.

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Lunch cunts, I’m sure it’s been done to death, but fuck it, breakfast - dinner - tea. Anything else, captain cunt, from cuntingdon, cuntshire.

After years of resistance, I've had to give in and start calling dinner lunch. The confusion around here caused by saying, 'I'll meet you for dinner' or whatever has ground me down. Fucked if I'm calling tea dinner though, even the unenlightened can understand what I mean by that.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

After years of resistance, I've had to give in and start calling dinner lunch. The confusion around here caused by saying, 'I'll meet you for dinner' or whatever has ground me down. Fucked if I'm calling tea dinner though, even the unenlightened can understand what I mean by that.

I'm exactly the same on both counts.

 

Under duress, it's now breakfast, lunch & tea.

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Ending a post on TLW with x, it’s TLW not TLW fuck off back to TLW if you want to do that shit.

 

I never got over searching for the Liverpool way in 2003 and ending up on True Love Waits, some nutty American virgin site.

X 

[sir roger]

9 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

 

 

I never got over searching for the Liverpool way in 2003 and ending up on True Love Waits, some nutty American virgin site.

I think I have that by Buddy Holly somewhere.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

X 

Aye, you’re chief amongst them yer big millennial fanny.

this is the Gf, and if lols are banned and smileys, then kisses should come

with a kick in the bollocks.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

4 hours ago, Mook said:

I'm exactly the same on both counts.

 

Under duress, it's now breakfast, lunch & tea.

 

5 hours ago, Mudface said:

After years of resistance, I've had to give in and start calling dinner lunch. The confusion around here caused by saying, 'I'll meet you for dinner' or whatever has ground me down. Fucked if I'm calling tea dinner though, even the unenlightened can understand what I mean by that.

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

I think I have that by Buddy Holly somewhere.

45 or 78?

[Anubis]

12 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Ending a post on TLW with x, it’s TLW not TLW fuck off back to TLW if you want to do that shit.

 

I never got over searching for the Liverpool way in 2003 and ending up on True Love Waits, some nutty American virgin site.

U ok hun? x

[Pureblood]

It's breakfast, lunch and dinner. Breakfast is at breakfast time, lunch is at lunchtime and dinner is at dinner time. Tea remains a drink. 

[easytoslip]

29 minutes ago, TK421 said:

It's breakfast, lunch and dinner. Breakfast is at breakfast time, lunch is at lunchtime and dinner is at dinner time. Tea remains a drink. 

Think I've said before but I don't recall having lunch ladies at school, though I remember being told to be in for my tea. 

[Pureblood]

Just now, easytoslip said:

Think I've said before but I don't recall having lunch ladies at school, though I remember being told to be in for my tea. 

Tea is fine for kids.  But I'm a grown up. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

36 minutes ago, TK421 said:

It's breakfast, lunch and dinner. Breakfast is at breakfast time, lunch is at lunchtime and dinner is at dinner time. Tea remains a drink. 

Maybe where you are mate, bet you do Brunch you wrong’un bowling wrong’un.