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4 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Playing loud music outside for no reason.

 

Bloke about four doors down is out in his garden, blaring music like the drum and bass priest from Father Ted. It's shitty behaviour in normal times, but when people are in lockdown it's worthy of 100 carrot cunt status.

 

Don't move next door to me then, Babb's.

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Playing loud music outside for no reason.

 

Bloke about four doors down is out in his garden, blaring music like the drum and bass priest from Father Ted. It's shitty behaviour in normal times, but when people are in lockdown it's worthy of 100 carrot cunt status.

Have you got any eggs? 

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44 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Playing loud music outside for no reason.

 

Bloke about four doors down is out in his garden, blaring music like the drum and bass priest from Father Ted. It's shitty behaviour in normal times, but when people are in lockdown it's worthy of 100 carrot cunt status.

Deffo, the worst types, do what that fella in Russia did yesterday, 4 people wouldn't shut up outside his, after asking to keep quiet with no joy he gunned them down, reasonable behaviour I thought. 

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6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Have you got any eggs? 

 

Nope. I'm not even sure I've got the right house. I'd have to do a drive by on the whole street. 

 

I can't drive either. Bollocks.

 

6 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Deffo, the worst types, do what that fella in Russia did yesterday, 4 people wouldn't shut up outside his, after asking to keep quiet with no joy he gunned them down, reasonable behaviour I thought. 

Yep. I was fast approaching Falling Down territory, ready to call him out for a straightener in Berlin.

 

Then he played Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio and I let him off. He'll never know how close he came.

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36 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Nope. I'm not even sure I've got the right house. I'd have to do a drive by on the whole street. 

 

I can't drive either. Bollocks.

 

Yep. I was fast approaching Falling Down territory, ready to call him out for a straightener in Berlin.

 

Then he played Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio and I let him off. He'll never know how close he came.

Haha, but who the fuck is Coolio? Me and Coolio down by the schoolyard by Simon and Garfunkel?  I think I'd of opened fire. 

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