Instant cunt identifiers

[rubble-rouser]

15 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Nothing wrong with peeps, it has heritage:

 

 

[Elite]

Anyone that wears a bubble coat, usually made by Berghaus, Rab, North Face or petty much any outdoor clothing brand that's been adopted by scals.

 

Such as:

 

 

[A Red]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Anyone that wears a bubble coat, usually made by Berghaus, Rab, North Face or petty much any outdoor clothing brand that's been adopted by scals.

 

Such as:

 

 

I have 2 such coats therefore your assertion cannot be true

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

Anyone that wears a bubble coat, usually made by Berghaus, Rab, North Face or petty much any outdoor clothing brand that's been adopted by scals.

 

Such as:

 

 

How in the fuck is having a decent winter coat a cunt identifier? What do you wear in the cold? I'm sorry but you are well wide of the mark here mate. I bet you're the kind of cunt who goes the Tesco Express in jarg adidas sliders with your toes splayed all over the place when it is below zero outside aren't you. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, A Red said:

I have 2 such coats therefore your assertion cannot be true

I stand corrected. 

[Elite]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

How in the fuck is having a decent winter coat a cunt identifier? What do you wear in the cold? I'm sorry but you are well wide of the mark here mate. I bet you're the kind of cunt who goes the Tesco Express in jarg adidas sliders with your toes splayed all over the place when it is below zero outside aren't you. 

Scal.

[Elite]

27 minutes ago, A Red said:

I have 2 such coats therefore your assertion cannot be true

Scal.

 

I was half tempted to buy a Berghaus one but the amount of teenage scallies wearing them put me off.

[cloggypop]

30 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

How in the fuck is having a decent winter coat a cunt identifier? What do you wear in the cold? I'm sorry but you are well wide of the mark here mate. I bet you're the kind of cunt who goes the Tesco Express in jarg adidas sliders with your toes splayed all over the place when it is below zero outside aren't you. 

Bubble cunt

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

Scal.

 

I was half tempted to buy a Berghaus one but the amount of teenage scallies wearing them put me off.

Scared of getting filled in you friggin man-bag 

[cloggypop]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Scared of getting filled in you friggin man-bag 

He'd pop you

[Bjornebye]

Just now, cloggypop said:

He'd pop you

He'd crackle you 

[Elite]

58 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Scared of getting filled in you friggin man-bag 

Scared of getting bummed more like, especially if you're wearing one.

[Teasmaid]

Was in a hotel last week and there was a wedding on. I thought I’d stumbled onto the set of a period drama. Half the blokes were dressed in the most ridiculous clobber. I’m not just talking about a Peaky Blinders Cockbonnet; this was full on tweed suits tucked into socks, pocket watches, the full monty. What a shower of beauts.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Teasmaid said:

Was in a hotel last week and there was a wedding on. I thought I’d stumbled onto the set of a period drama. Half the blokes were dressed in the most ridiculous clobber. I’m not just talking about a Peaky Blinders Cockbonnet; this was full on tweed suits tucked into socks, pocket watches, the full monty. What a shower of beauts.

Not those Steam Punk numpties was it?

[Teasmaid]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

Not those Steam Punk numpties was it?

Either that or a Wilf Lunn lookalike contest.

[Bjornebye]

It was an Elbow gig wasn't it 

[A Red]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Scal.

 

I was half tempted to buy a Berghaus one but the amount of teenage scallies wearing them put me off.

[Elite]

Just now, A Red said:

Fair play, I can't argue with that.

[Tony Moanero]

4 hours ago, Elite said:

Anyone that wears a bubble coat, usually made by Berghaus, Rab, North Face or petty much any outdoor clothing brand that's been adopted by scals.

 

Such as:

 

 

Nah, I’m not into bubble coats and waterproof stuff nowadays but they can look sound. I used to love Berghaus years ago.

[easytoslip]

On 07/11/2019 at 00:19, arthur friedenreich said:

Ub40 of course

UB40 , they do my fuckin’ head in.

[manwiththestick]

I have never owned a Berghaus, North Face or Lacoste. Horrible scal threads.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

38 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

UB40 , they do my fuckin’ head in.

To be fair I’m not a massive fan and was taking the piss. 
ranking for me is scratch, followed by bob, Pablo, maytals, John holt.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

37 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I have never owned a Berghaus, North Face or Lacoste. Horrible scal threads.

 

Surely your cunt list can't include Nangaparbat clothing? Norwegian clothing and the dogs bollocks. Bought quite a few things from their range 10 years ago, still look newish despite 100's of washes and wear. Top quality and does the job as far as winter clothing goes. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

I have never owned a Berghaus, North Face or Lacoste. Horrible scal threads.

Lacoste polo shirts were boss. However, the material is that thin nowadays, I’m pretty sure they’re made of PG Tips teabags rather than cotton.

[Karl_b]

I bought a Berghaus gore-tex, fleece lined jacket from Trego Mills in Cornwall (think TK Maxx on speed) about 10 years ago and it's still absolutely top quality. I paid about £20 for it and wear it for gardening, walking the dog, hiking, etc and it's as good as new. Quality item, Reeves.

 

The best outdoor clothing I've had is from MEC in Canada. Great quality and looks good. I'm currently in the market for a new waterproof, winter coat and can't find anything I like that I think looks smart enough to wear for work. Any suggestions?