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1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

Parking in a disabled bay when you are not entitled to then getting a cob on when challenged about it.

See, that's a funny one. Not every disability is visible and even the most unlikely of people could have a disability (Brain injury, etc).

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2 minutes ago, Elite said:

See, that's a funny one. Not every disability is visible and even the most unlikely of people could have a disability (Brain injury, etc).

I think you might be preaching to the converted there mate. What shouldn't be invisible is a disabled badge on the car

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14 minutes ago, Elite said:

See, that's a funny one. Not every disability is visible and even the most unlikely of people could have a disability (Brain injury, etc).

Indeed. Just got back from McDonalds where some cunt had parked across 2 disabled bays without a badge. Then had the cheek to pipe up when asked whether they had a badge or not.

 

I've also had a row with some cunt had parked in a disabled bay in Tesco because he would only be a couple of minutes. 

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1 hour ago, Elite said:

See, that's a funny one. Not every disability is visible and even the most unlikely of people could have a disability (Brain injury, etc).

Agreed I went for a shit in a disabled bogs in a wetherspoons once. (The normal bogs were half a mile away as per usual in one of them places) Anyway I thought I was fine until I sat down and got shouted at by the invisible man who was also having a shit. 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Agreed I went for a shit in a disabled bogs in a wetherspoons once. (The normal bogs were half a mile away as per usual in one of them places) Anyway I thought I was fine until I sat down and got shouted at by the invisible man who was also having a shit. 

 

 

 

Wait, what if there’s an explanation for this shit. You tripped, fell and landed on his dick. 

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12 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

People who say ‘ in my opinion ‘ when they really mean only their opinion matters.

Like a few on here.

IMHO is even worse.

 

If your opinion is so humble, keep it to your fucking self. 

 

[Edit - According to my predictive text, that's far from the first time I've made that point.]

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Anyone who calls themselves a "free spirit". Its up there with "I'm mad me" "I'm off my head" "I'm the crazy one" and "I shag children"" 

‘ everyone thinks i’m dead funny ‘ ‘ life of the party me ‘ ‘ don’t get me up on the karaoke whatever you do ‘ 

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17 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

IMHO is even worse.

 

If your opinion is so humble, keep it to your fucking self. 

 

[Edit - According to my predictive text, that's far from the first time I've made that point.]

Thought it was In My Honest Opinion.

 

I’d merely been outraged because I always presumed anyone saying it was a fucking liar, and now this?

 

Some people.

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