Instant cunt identifiers

[Section_31]

Anyone who checks into a walk in centre or A&E on Facebook. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who checks into a walk in centre or A&E on Facebook. 

With a fucking cold 

[Section_31]

Omg you okay?

 

Yeah just down here with me knee.

 

Simon Weston over here.

[Mook]

54 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Omg you okay?

 

Yeah just down here with me knee.

 

Simon Weston over here.

My missus is friends with her sister in law on Cuntbook & she does status updates every other day about her sore foot, runny nose, tennis fucking elbow or whatever other minor ailment she's suffering from. We read them & sit & piss ourselves laughing.

 

Some people have got serious self-awareness problems.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Twattoo man over the road is the colour of mahogany, finished his mortgage or come into a few bob. Always away wether abroad or their newly acquired caravan.

My point really about permtanned cunts, the other was background drivel.

[General Dryness]

5 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

See also typing out things like “X person who I fucking despise and post about daily is saying Y thing which makes her look like she’s finally lost her mind entirely. I’m actually genuinely worried about her health”.

 

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Looks like Lizzie has finally lost it.

 

I'm not genuinely worried about his health though. I couldn't give a fuck about the cunt.

[Leyton388]

People who post pictures of their dinner on Facebook. 

 

No Amy your Sunday roast doesn't look amazing. It looks like something out of kitchen nightmares that I wouldn't feed to the dog. 

[General Dryness]

3 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

People who post pictures of their dinner on Facebook. 

 

No Amy your Sunday roast doesn't look amazing. It looks like something out of kitchen nightmares that I wouldn't feed to the dog. 

May I draw your attention to the "what constitutes a perfect cooked breakfast" thread?

[Leyton388]

10 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

May I draw your attention to the "what constitutes a perfect cooked breakfast" thread?

That's not on facebook so is perfectly acceptable. 

[General Dryness]

33 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

That's not on facebook so is perfectly acceptable. 

Ah, the medium rather than the concept.

 

Fair play to you.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Leyton388 said:

That's not on facebook so is perfectly acceptable. 

You clearly haven't gone through the thread. 

[Tony Moanero]

13 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

People who post pictures of their dinner on Facebook. 

 

No different from people posting pictures of their meals on here. 

[stringvest]

15 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

People who post pictures of their dinner on Facebook. 

 

No Amy your Sunday roast doesn't look amazing. It looks like something out of kitchen nightmares that I wouldn't feed to the dog. 

Maybe they're being ironic.

[Dr Nowt]

Using phrases like “You nutter”.

[Trumo]

On 05/08/2019 at 23:47, General Dryness said:

May I draw your attention to the "what constitutes a perfect cooked breakfast" thread?

 

Technically, that's breakfast and not dinner (though it's debatable how much of it qualifies as 'food'). And no, I haven't ever posted pictures of anything I've eaten.

[rubble-rouser]

4 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

Technically, that's breakfast and not dinner (though it's debatable how much of it qualifies as 'food'). And no, I haven't ever posted pictures of anything I've eaten.

That'd be for the Poosflash thread wouldn't it?

[stringvest]

I’ve just experienced a shoal of them 

 

[General Dryness]

Thats a recipe for disaster, you'd think they'd have a safety rail behind the pissed twats. 

 

I see chubby polka dots managed to bag herself a non-pedalling position. The lardy slut.

[Juniper]

Anyone that wears a kilt to a wedding that wasn't born up in the highlands on a sheep farm, washes their teeth with Iron Bru and Haggis and hasn't fought at least 20 Englishmen.

 

Attention seeking gobshites.

[magicrat]

12 hours ago, Juniper said:

Anyone that wears a kilt to a wedding that wasn't born up in the highlands on a sheep farm, washes their teeth with Iron Bru and Haggis and hasn't fought at least 20 Englishmen.

 

Attention seeking gobshites.

I give you

 

 

[cloggypop]

On 08/08/2019 at 20:17, stringvest said:

I’ve just experienced a shoal of them 

 

It was a happy day when this bollocks was banned over here. 

[Dr Nowt]

Pedobus.

[stringvest]

6 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Pedobus.

Exactly.  I wouldn’t mind but all of those girls were well over 16. 

[easytoslip]

On 09/08/2019 at 21:46, General Dryness said:

Thats a recipe for disaster, you'd think they'd have a safety rail behind the pissed twats. 

 

I see chubby polka dots managed to bag herself a non-pedalling position. The lardy slut.

Haha

[Mook]

On 09/08/2019 at 23:22, Juniper said:

Anyone that wears a kilt to a wedding that wasn't born up in the highlands on a sheep farm, washes their teeth with Iron Bru and Haggis and hasn't fought at least 20 Englishmen.

 

Attention seeking gobshites.

I absolutely hate the kilt thing, go back 30/40 years and no cunt was wearing kilts to weddings or Scotland games, now they're seemingly mandatory.

 

Shite.