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Nah cyclists can fuck off. Entitled wankers. I worked in London for a year and they are all absolute bastards. No respect for anyones after but their own yet think that everyone else should "get out of their way". Fucking skin-tight shithouses. 

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23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah cyclists can fuck off. Entitled wankers. I worked in London for a year and they are all absolute bastards. No respect for anyones after but their own yet think that everyone else should "get out of their way". Fucking skin-tight shithouses. 

Hope your train breaks down in between stations and the whole carriage are noisy eaters with shit leaky headphones, tapping their feet badly out of time with the leaking beat while drumming their fingers. 

 

In the next heatwave. 

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5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Hope your train breaks down in between stations and the whole carriage are noisy eaters with shit leaky headphones, tapping their feet badly out of time with the leaking beat while drumming their fingers. 

 

In the next heatwave. 

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1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

Hope your train breaks down in between stations and the whole carriage are noisy eaters with shit leaky headphones, tapping their feet badly out of time with the leaking beat while drumming their fingers. 

 

In the next heatwave. 

The Horror The Horror. 

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People who take their dogs out, then pay no attention to what they're doing.

 

Got confronted by a fucking huge doberman hurtling towards me today, all pricked ears and docked tail to look tough. It wouldn't leave my dogs alone, and all the owner could say was "Don't worry, he's friendly". Coincidentally the standard line of every owner whose dog's just mauled a toddler, so you'll forgive me if I don't take your word for it. Perhaps focus more on recall and giving a shit what he's doing than assurances of friendliness.

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17 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

People who talk as though going on a few trips away makes them keen travellers

Haha I know yeah

 

"Where did you get them wristbands? Goa? Bali? Katmandu?"

 

"Malia 04, Lanzarote last year and Southport the other week when it was sunny. I get around more than the Beach Boys me" 

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22 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

People who take their dogs out, then pay no attention to what they're doing.

 

Got confronted by a fucking huge doberman hurtling towards me today, all pricked ears and docked tail to look tough. It wouldn't leave my dogs alone, and all the owner could say was "Don't worry, he's friendly". Coincidentally the standard line of every owner whose dog's just mauled a toddler, so you'll forgive me if I don't take your word for it. Perhaps focus more on recall and giving a shit what he's doing than assurances of friendliness.

All dogs are friendly until they are using your limbs as a chew toy. 

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23 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

People who take their dogs out, then pay no attention to what they're doing.

 

Got confronted by a fucking huge doberman hurtling towards me today, all pricked ears and docked tail to look tough. It wouldn't leave my dogs alone, and all the owner could say was "Don't worry, he's friendly". Coincidentally the standard line of every owner whose dog's just mauled a toddler, so you'll forgive me if I don't take your word for it. Perhaps focus more on recall and giving a shit what he's doing than assurances of friendliness.

Agree with this 100%, especially when they come over all eager and sniffy and frighten my very shy dog, pisses me off. 

I'll hold my hands up and admit that, despite extensive efforts, my dog has no recall at all so he's just not let off his lead.  

People are just inconsiderate entitled cunts. 

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On 13/07/2019 at 18:51, Babb'sBurstNad said:

People who take their dogs out, then pay no attention to what they're doing.

 

Got confronted by a fucking huge doberman hurtling towards me today, all pricked ears and docked tail to look tough. It wouldn't leave my dogs alone, and all the owner could say was "Don't worry, he's friendly". Coincidentally the standard line of every owner whose dog's just mauled a toddler, so you'll forgive me if I don't take your word for it. Perhaps focus more on recall and giving a shit what he's doing than assurances of friendliness.

Agree with this.

 

Also, the amount of people who walk their dogs off the lead but are too busy staring at their phones is alarming.

 

One lady I saw lost track of hers the other week, I had to point her in the direction of where it had gone as she was too engrossed in her phone to notice.  

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1 hour ago, Juniper said:

Agree with this.

 

Also, the amount of people who walk their dogs off the lead but are too busy staring at their phones is alarming.

 

One lady I saw lost track of hers the other week, I had to point her in the direction of where it had gone as she was too engrossed in her phone to notice.  

The same could be said about kids.

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1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Had some young twat about 20 from an agency call me this morning about a job. 

 

Introduced himself as a ‘talent acquisition specialist’. 

 

Couldn't even be bothered to find out what the job was before ending the call. 

Shit job titles are ace. My best one was "Customer Experience Agent". Proper cunt company that one. 

 

If you're going to call someone an agent, at least give them one gun.

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Like those cunts who put CEO or Senior Manager on their profiles. No you cunt, I know you and you work in a a Kiosk which is a front for money laundering. 

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On 14/07/2019 at 15:48, Liverpool lad said:

People who talk as though going on a few trips away makes them keen travellers

A lad I used to work with thought he was Michael Palin because he'd go to Benidorm 3 times a year. 

 

He went to Barcelona once and thought he was Indiana Jones because he got the train from the airport and then used the metro rather than just jumping into a taxi.

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8 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I have a friend who use to be a Advanced Apature Cleansing Operative.

Window cleaner. He was taking the piss out of himself.

 

Funnily he now describes himself as a Property Developer. Odd when he is just a retired drug dealer.

 

Cunt.

Loss Prevention Officer.

 

Fucking store detective.

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