Instant cunt identifiers

[Rico1304]

2 minutes ago, Soft Joe said:

Date night with this one.

Love you to the moon and back.

Tattoos on people’s fucking legs

Anyone who wears Under Armour clobber!

 

(Except the under armour, I got loads of PE kit in America at an outlet for fuck all)

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Soft Joe said:

Date night with this one.

Love you to the moon and back.

Tattoos on people’s fucking legs

Anyone who wears Under Armour clobber!

 

You fucking what you fucking wooden chopping board 

[Shitty Arse]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You fucking what you fucking wooden chopping board 

Live and let live and all that but it’s a no from me. I’m not a fan of tattoos in general. I’m aware I’m probably in the minority as it appears every cunt has one these days.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Soft Joe said:

Live and let live and all that but it’s a no from me. I’m not a fan of tattoos in general. I’m aware I’m probably in the minority as it appears every cunt has one these days.

I openly admit to being a cunt but there is fuck all wrong with a really shit leg tattoo. I bet you wear sliders 

[Shitty Arse]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I openly admit to being a cunt but there is fuck all wrong with a really shit leg tattoo. I bet you wear sliders 

I don’t want to get bogged down in that whole shit leg tattoo debate.
We can both just agree that wearing sliders is a cunts trick? There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who wear sliders with socks.

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Soft Joe said:

I don’t want to get bogged down in that whole shit leg tattoo debate.
We can both just agree that wearing sliders is a cunts trick? There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who wear sliders with socks.

Yep 

[The Golden Eel]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Using the term "haters".

"Haters" haters gonna hate

[Dr Nowt]

People who make like they’re harder than a car.

[Mook]

I just read something online about some boy who had stayed on the summit of Ben Nevis all night picking up litter.

 

Who the fuck goes to an area of such natural beauty & leaves their shit lying about? Absolute scumbags. Really wound me up that.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

I just read something online about some boy who had stayed on the summit of Ben Nevis all night picking up litter.

 

Who the fuck goes to an area of such natural beauty & leaves their shit lying about? Absolute scumbags. Really wound me up that.

Absolutely no need for litter cunts. All that ale we had at the parade I made sure I binned the lot. Place was a war zone the next day. Unacceptable. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

People who make like they’re harder than a car.

I'm the Range Rover to your Lada you wimp 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm the Range Rover to your Lada you wimp 

Unpretentious Russian tank bossing the game in flares versus Chelsea tractor equivalent of jeggings with winkle pickers?

 

Full marks.

[Pureblood]

So does stig have a twattoo?

[Dr Nowt]

Stig’s dodgy tattoo has a leg on it.

[Bjornebye]

I'm sick of this. Bastards 

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, Soft Joe said:

Date night with this one.

Love you to the moon and back.

Tattoos on people’s fucking legs

Anyone who wears Under Armour clobber!

 

Weird poem mate. 

[Geoff Woade]

People who ride around with any kind of helmet or car camera with the sole intention of catching people making mistakes so they can shame them on the internet. 

Hypocritical twats, I bet they don’t put on the clips where they’ve fucked up themselves.

Cyclists who refuse to use bike lanes out of principle are also cunts. 

[Karl_b]

35 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

People who ride around with any kind of helmet or car camera with the sole intention of catching people making mistakes so they can shame them on the internet. 

Hypocritical twats, I bet they don’t put on the clips where they’ve fucked up themselves.

Cyclists who refuse to use bike lanes out of principle are also cunts. 

Have you ever cycled around a UK city? It's a fucking deathtrap. Every single day I cycle to work there occurs at least one incident where a negligent motorist nearly has me off my bike. I don't, but I can't blame people for using a camera to try and draw some attention to the danger that poor drivers cause for cyclists.

 

Most bike lanes aren't worth a jot; people park in them, they stop abruptly, they're shared with buses and cars use them anyway. 

 

Sounds like you've been caught out?!

[Geoff Woade]

18 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Have you ever cycled around a UK city? It's a fucking deathtrap. Every single day I cycle to work there occurs at least one incident where a negligent motorist nearly has me off my bike. I don't, but I can't blame people for using a camera to try and draw some attention to the danger that poor drivers cause for cyclists.

 

Most bike lanes aren't worth a jot; people park in them, they stop abruptly, they're shared with buses and cars use them anyway. 

 

Sounds like you've been caught out?!

Not that I know of. I may have been because like everyone I’m sure I’ve made a mistake.

The point is the hypocrisy, they’ll have made mistakes themselves but I’m sure they wouldn’t broadcast them.

 

The cycle lane issue is more to do with when there are proper ones down dual carriageways etc but the Lycra brigade refuse to use them. 

 

No I haven’t cycled round a City Centre and neither would I want to. 

 

[sir roger]

To be fair I have never seen an online video of cyclists going through red lights , even though a fair proportion of them seem to have cameras on their noggins.

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

To be fair I have never seen an online video of cyclists going through red lights , even though a fair proportion of them seem to have cameras on their noggins.

I detect mild sarcasm.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Oooh, well done, you're sooooo good at detecting sarcasm aren't you?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I hate Truck drivers, just because they drive for a living they think they are better drivers than anyone else, cunts. 

[cloggypop]

4 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

Not that I know of. I may have been because like everyone I’m sure I’ve made a mistake.

The point is the hypocrisy, they’ll have made mistakes themselves but I’m sure they wouldn’t broadcast them.

 

The cycle lane issue is more to do with when there are proper ones down dual carriageways etc but the Lycra brigade refuse to use them. 

 

No I haven’t cycled round a City Centre and neither would I want to. 

 

Hope you get stuck in the one way system. 

[Pureblood]

24 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Oooh, well done, you're sooooo good at detecting sarcasm aren't you?

Are you having fucking go at me, eh? Eh?