Instant cunt identifiers

[Dr Nowt]

8 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Just landed in Bali, the missus was filling in the Visa - turns to me and says what’s your job, I told her cloud monger and she has refused it on lines I’m a cunt.

Always enjoyed having to state your job when checking into places to stay in Thailand.

 

Pig breeder, Professional Ronnie Corbett and Lenny Henry lookalike and Tony Blair's shoes being some of my favourites which got smiled at and waved through.

[Curly]

On 09/03/2019 at 23:46, Captain Howdy said:

Anybody who uses the word trope, you know you’re face to face with a cunt

Trope? I’ll google it in a minute, but going to guess what it is - short for tight rope?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

33 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

It’s awfully humid old chap, wouldn’t mind a slow breeze.

Enjoy. 

[Curly]

2 minutes ago, belarus said:

Trope? I’ll google it in a minute, but going to guess what it is - short for tight rope?

Googled it. Still non the wiser. One of those “I’m such a thick cunt” moments.

[Dr Nowt]

The context of its modern use has commonly become as shorthand for a kind of plot cliche or stereotype.

[Pureblood]

This thread has all the usual tropes. 

[manwiththestick]

Anyone who is described or describes themselves as an internet influencer or virtual ambassador.

 

 

[SammyAftershave]

7 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Anyone who is described or describes themselves as an internet influencer or virtual ambassador.

 

 

I had no idea that such things existed till I watched that funny Fyre festival documentary the other week. As it turned out, the joke appeared to be on them. The cunts.

[General Dryness]

13 minutes ago, SammyAftershave said:

I had no idea that such things existed till I watched that funny Fyre festival documentary the other week. As it turned out, the joke appeared to be on them. The cunts.

The taste of their salty tears was quite exquisite. The only ones that had my sympathy were the local workers that didn't get paid,  especially the lady that ran the restaurant and ended up losing 50k of her own money.

[SammyAftershave]

Aye, but I heard somewhere that she recovered her money via a crowdfunding thingy. No idea how the other ordinary Joe's got on regarding getting paid. That was extremely cuntish.

[Ken Robber]

I work for a cruise line so there's guaranteed to be an abundance of them to deal with every week. 

 

People showing up late to the comedy club and not wrapping their head around why on a vessel that has over 2400 passengers it's difficult to find a seat in a lounge that holds 200 when the show started 10 minutes ago and kicking off is boss. Love the general public me

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 11/03/2019 at 14:58, arthur friedenreich said:

It’s awfully humid old chap, wouldn’t mind a slow breeze.

Great. I'll fart in your general direction.

[s(k)aturation]

11 hours ago, Ken Robber said:

People showing up late to the comedy club and not wrapping their head around why on a vessel that has over 2400 passengers it's difficult to find a seat in a lounge that holds 200 when the show started 10 minutes ago and kicking off is boss. Love the general public me

 

What is it with liners not having enough seats?  

The lifeboat show on the Titanic was a bastard to find a seat at too.

 

[Ken Robber]

1 hour ago, skaro said:

 

What is it with liners not having enough seats?  

The lifeboat show on the Titanic was a bastard to find a seat at 

They were just pro-active women and children. No point fuming at the White Star Line 

[s(k)aturation]

1 minute ago, Ken Robber said:

They were just pro-active women and children. No point fuming at the White Star Line 

 

I think the maritime authorities afterwards took care of the fuming for me.

[Trumo]

On 25/02/2019 at 21:52, Trumo said:

These cunts who work at Sutton railway station.

 

Water thrown at homeless man at Sutton station

 

Similar incident outside a McNasty's in Leicester:

 

Leicester McDonald's worker tips water on homeless woman

[Curly]

People who wear those wireless headphones as a fashion accessory.

 

People who wear gigs at night, inside or when it’s not sunny.

 

People who film themselves giving wise messages of advice, even more so when driving.

 

Tunde Ajayi, who I’ve just seen in a vid doing all of the above. He is one contrived, weird fella.

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

People who wear those wireless headphones as a fashion accessory.

 

People who wear gigs at night, inside or when it’s not sunny.

 

People who film themselves giving wise messages of advice, even more so when driving.

 

Tunde Ajayi, who I’ve just seen in a vid doing all of the above. He is one contrived, weird fella.

Having watched enough to see all those verges on negland. Should be in the amnesty thread.

 

[Harry Squatter]

People who take ages to make any sort of point . Usually indicates that they are a massive boring cunt who loves the sound of their own voice and that they view themselves as so important that people have to listen to them.

[Bjornebye]

24 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

People who take ages to make any sort of point . Usually indicates that they are a massive boring cunt who loves the sound of their own voice and that they view themselves as so important that people have to listen to them.

Whats your point mate ? 

[Elite]

People who wet their finger to turn pages 

[Remmie]

People who call sunglasses 'gigs'. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Dreamcatchers in cars.

[Elite]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Dreamcatchers in cars.

I wouldn't even put that down to being a cunt, just a thick twat.

[Curly]

14 hours ago, Remmie said:

People who call sunglasses 'gigs'. 

But...why??