Instant cunt identifiers

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Quiz show contestants who say “sorry, before my time, that” Have these tho k cubits never heard of books?

Good call. Also anyone who says “ I don’t do “ 

 

As in, sorry I don’t do the 80’s.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who finish a bag of crisps by tipping the bag into their mouths.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

People who finish a bag of crisps by tipping the bag into their mouths.

 Nothing wrong with this.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

People who finish a bag of crisps by tipping the bag into their mouths.

 

Fuck off, and when you come back...Fuck off again!

[Tony Moanero]

These were made to be tipped into your mouth. Not just the remnants, the entire contents of the packet.

 

[Strontium]

Insert joke about puffs leaving a meaty taste in your mouth.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

People who finish a bag of crisps by tipping the bag into their mouths.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

People who finish a bag of crisps by tipping the bag into their mouths.

Listen to Lord Snooty here. I suppose you poor them out onto a plate and get your Butler to feed you them off a spoon. Elitist.

[s(k)aturation]

Definitely a crisp cunt me

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Listen to Lord Snooty here. I suppose you poor them out onto a plate and get your Butler to feed you them off a spoon. Elitist.

I'm an egalitarian.  I believe that the crisps at the bottom of the bag have the right to be treated with the same dignity and respect as those at the top.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

24 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I'm an egalitarian.  I believe that the crisps at the bottom of the bag have the right to be treated with the same dignity and respect as those at the top.

I just open them from both ends and eat to the middle from both ends.

 

Middle of the road me.

[Remmie]

Was it Paddy Berger on here who used to rant about "drinking crisps"? 

[Karl_b]

38 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Was it Paddy Berger on here who used to rant about "drinking crisps"? 

Lurtz, wasn't it?

[Remmie]

7 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Lurtz, wasn't it?

You're right, thought it was one of those 2 and chose the wrong one! 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

11 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

People who finish a bag of crisps by tipping the bag into their mouths.

 

How do you eat it? With your hands?

[Mook]

I don't tip the bag into my mouth (can't say it bothers me though), what I do is stick my wet index finger into the bottom of the bag, give it a good wiggle about before poking it right through one of the corners & sucking all the salt & vinegary goodness off.

[Tony Moanero]

23 minutes ago, Mook said:

I don't tip the bag into my mouth (can't say it bothers me though), what I do is stick my wet index finger into the bottom of the bag, give it a good wiggle about before poking it right through one of the corners & sucking all the salt & vinegary goodness off.

Do you shove the empty bag up your arse?

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Do you shove the empty bag up your arse?

I send all my empty crisp packets to Gary Numan in the post.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I don't tip the bag into my mouth (can't say it bothers me though), what I do is stick my wet index finger into the bottom of the bag, give it a good wiggle about before poking it right through one of the corners & sucking all the salt & vinegary goodness off.

Best bit of a bag of crisps, this. 

 

It can be a bit dangerous though if it's Discos or other such strong crisps. Pure crisp dust overdose. Almost blows your head off. 

[Trumo]

Rugby fans who call Twickenham 'Twickers'. Fuck off Tarquin.

[manwiththestick]

11 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Rugby fans.

Agreed.

[Bjornebye]

15 hours ago, Strontium Dog said:

Insert joke about puffs leaving a meaty taste in your mouth.

Gary Numan over here 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 12/29/2018 at 2:15 PM, Tony Moanero said:

Quiz show contestants who say “sorry, before my time, that”. Have these thick cunts never heard of books?

As ever, the four lads who shook the Wirral have a song about that.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Fireworks on the 31st of December. They’re for Bommy night, you insufferable cunt-heads.

[Elite]

On 12/31/2018 at 11:56 AM, Mook said:

I don't tip the bag into my mouth (can't say it bothers me though), what I do is stick my wet index finger into the bottom of the bag, give it a good wiggle about before poking it right through one of the corners & sucking all the salt & vinegary goodness off.

Enough about your boss.