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“Purebred dogs are mated to enhance or emphasize certain physical characteristics or exhibit a specific personality trait. This is done by mixing different breeds of dogs over time. So, if you think about it, purebreds are really mutts because there are lots of variations of canine DNA in their genetic backgrounds. Mutts, of course, are the result of breeds that haven't been crossed under careful supervision, but the end result is still a dog with a variety of canine DNA in his blood. In the end, all pooches are really mixes of different canine ancestors of all types.”

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People who bring their own coffee or tea into the office.

 

"oh, I got this coffee from the bowels of a narwhal whilst I was trekking in Greenland for my summer holidays. I fed it the beans by attaching them to a javelin and throwing it from a Helicopter. Then waiting for 2 days before diving, sneaking up behind it, and reaching into to its bowels. Best coffee ever."

 

catch ebola you cunt.

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People who breed the shit out of dogs make me rage. I know one woman who who will breed the life out of a dog getting it ceasarians until the dog physically can't do it anymore then palm off the dog when it's useless to somebody whilst she keeps a pup to continue the cycle and flog the rest, then drive round in her new car like she's some fucking business woman with a career.

 

I had a British bulldog cost me a fortune in medical bills after that I realised the cruelty in some of these breeds it's not a comfortable life for many of them they shouldn't exist.

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Spotted parked next to the pie hatch opposite The Kop. A Volvo dressed up as a Ferrari. The little yellow Ferrari horse shield on the side does have Volvo written on it, but seriously, who would dress a Volvo up as a Ferrari.

 

 

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A quick google search tells me that these are joke stickers which have a moose instead of a horse, what with volvos being swedish and them having mooses there and that.

 

It's not particularly funny, but I'd hardly describe it as cuntworthy.

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A quick google search tells me that these are joke stickers which have a moose instead of a horse, what with volvos being swedish and them having mooses there and that.

 

It's not particularly funny, but I'd hardly describe it as cuntworthy.

Stickers alone, perhaps not, but considering the low profile alloys, brakes sprayed yellow, blacked out windows etc...... and that whole thing screams CUNT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THUNDERCUNT in fact

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