Instant cunt identifiers

[Curly]

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/gallery/2018/mar/13/menswear-picks-get-off-to-a-flying-start-with-your-holiday-wardrobe-in-pictures

 

What on earth? That lad looks like he kills or touches infants already, so putting him in short shorts makes him look even more paedoy.

 

I've never been fashionable though, so what the fuck do I know?

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

I could catch a monkey 

[Dr Nowt]

“Shorts, prices on request” is a classic.

 

This entire thread can be pointed at anyone who makes said request and closed I reckon.

[Mook]

Apparently Helen Seamons was the stylist/cunt. A quick Google image search shows that she's not prepared to wear Alan Partridge shorts & socks with sandals herself so I can only presume she's some sort of man hating, lesbian, feminist, neurotic, walking fucking nightmare.

 

[Elite]

 

I could catch a monkey

You could fit those legs down a plug hole.

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s criminal of the Guardian to not leave the comments section open on that.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who write 'sensible offers' when selling shit, this means you want more than it's worth.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

It's all steeped in the idea of wearing clothes ironically, and to find the cutting edge you need to search for the shittest things of yesteryear. Add anyone who thinks that way to the list. 

[Trumo]

He looks like the numpty who forgot his PE kit and had to borrow something from the spares cupboard.

[General Dryness]

People who write 'sensible offers' when selling shit, this means you want more than it's worth.

Yeah, this or "priced to sell". I already know you want to sell it because you've advertised it for sale. Apart from anything, it's still probably overpriced.

[Curly]

Apparently Helen Seamons was the stylist/cunt. A quick Google image search shows that she's not prepared to wear Alan Partridge shorts & socks with sandals herself so I can only presume she's some sort of man hating, lesbian, feminist, neurotic, walking fucking nightmare.

 

 You've nailed that mate - was trying to think who it reminds me of, and it is our Alan. Good work!

[Jairzinho]

 

Haha. Fantastic picture, that.

 

"You look fucking ridiculous".

[Chris]

 

Hummers. You're not in the military dickhead. 

[Anny Road]

 

Hummers. You're not in the military dickhead.

 

If you were a yellow one would not be the best choice.

Maybe that one belongs to a navy seal mobile hairdresser.

[magicrat]

People who write 'sensible offers' when selling shit, this means you want more than it's worth.

 

"No time wasters is another one",  As if time wasters are going to take notice

[Curly]

"No time wasters is another one",  As if time wasters are going to take notice

 

Haha. Yeah, good point.

 

"I was going to open a dialogue with this seller to negotiate them down on price, but then not buy it anyway. Won't bother now"

[lifetime fan]

Blokes who when they get dressed in the morning they put their socks on before their undercrackers.

 

Deviant cunts.

[Jockey]

Blokes who when they get dressed in the morning they put

their socks on before their undercrackers.

 

Deviant cunts.

 

 

I may be interpreting this wrong - but are you coming out? 

[Jockey]

Or anti-semitic? 

[Curly]

Blokes who when they get dressed in the morning they put their socks on before their undercrackers.

 

Deviant cunts.

 

You wan't be seeing that grinder date again then?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Blokes who when they get dressed in the morning they put their socks on before they give me a cuddle to make me feel special and not just like a piece of meat.

 

Deviant cunts.

 

Odd one this 

[lifetime fan]

I occasionally go commando, but I’d never put socks on before jeans. It’s just completely fucking wrong!

[Tony Moanero]

Socks before kecks, surely? Socks are an undergarment, so it makes sense to put them on first.

[Jockey]

I occasionally go commando, but I’d never put socks on before jeans. It’s just completely fucking wrong!

 

 

But, and I think I speak for others. 

 

How do you know about these 'other' blokes? 

[lifetime fan]

But, and I think I speak for others.

 

How do you know about these 'other' blokes?

 

Football, gym, brother...