Instant cunt identifiers

[bouncebrigade]

"We need to be careful we don't step on any rakes..."

 

*GOOGLES WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS*

 

*CURLS UP IN A BALL AND WANTS TO DIE*

[Trumo]

[Trumo]

People who insist on having a phone conversation when there is a face-to-face conversation that clearly needs more of their attention at that particular moment. That has got to be irritating for the other person on the phone as well as the person trying to deal with these inconsiderate knobheads face-to-face. 

[Hades]

People who insist on having a phone conversation when there is a face-to-face conversation that clearly needs more of their attention at that particular moment. That has got to be irritating for the other person on the phone as well as the person trying to deal with these inconsiderate knobheads face-to-face.

Was instructed to do this at a sales job I had. Reason being it's easier to lose a phone sale than a face-to-face sale. If I had a quid for every dirty look I got I'd be bathing in money.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Fellas who drive ice cream vans and play ub4o instead of a classic nursery rhyme.

[Champ]

Fellas who drive ice cream vans

I reckon that covers all the bases

[SammyAftershave]

Anyone over the age of 12 with a skateboard. Bearded ones are by far the worst.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Shitty Arse]

Singlets. Or vest tops whatever you call them.

Anyone who wears one of these can fuck off.

(I'm sat in the gym posting this and I'm surrounded by the fucking bell ends)

[Liverpool lad]

People complaining to their other half that a whsmith is the worse one they have ever seen

[Champ]

Singlets. Or vest tops whatever you call them.

Anyone who wears one of these can fuck off.

(I'm sat in the gym posting this and I'm surrounded by the fucking bell ends)

Even in the gym?

 

I reckon you might be setting the bar a bit low there

[Champ]

People complaining to their other half that a whsmith is the worse one they have ever seen

Oh, and posties with no sense of humour. Mark knows

[Dr Nowt]

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/66088CF3FC1222249617367412736_3bc7cabd77e.4.1.9132213301854188299.mp4?versionId=Y3X6MxVFGWKoxzQuPvLyRp4JyZ2cctcI

[Mad Erik]

People who use the word 'epic'. If they use the word in Tweets, then they're a double-cunt.

 

'That burger was epic', 'Having an epic hangover breakfast #fullenglish' etc, etc.

 

Just fuck off.

[manwiththestick]

Or anything "cheeky".

[Furmedge]

People who mimic my accent. I'm working in Bolton for a month. I regularly get, "Calm down, Calm down!" and "Alright der la?". It was never funny the first time.

[Remmie]

A bit rich coming from those Bolton dribble chin accent slurring in bred thundercunts

[Hooch]

Hipster dads. They generally wear checked shirts and take their newly born kids to festivals and the like.

[Hooch]

Also, people who upload selfies of themselves travelling by train somewhere and purposely get the 'Virgin First Class' sign in in the background.

[SammyAftershave]

Anyone wearing a hat (of any description).....in the fucking gym!

[Mad Erik]

Also, people who upload selfies of themselves travelling by train somewhere and purposely get the 'Virgin First Class' sign in in the background.

 

Good call. Selfies are bad enough, but strategically ensuring there's a background that suggests you're a bit of a high roller take them to a whole new level.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"My opinions on this Twitter are my own"

 

No shit cunt face

[General Dryness]

People who mimic my accent. I'm working in Bolton for a month. I regularly get, "Calm down, Calm down!" and "Alright der la?". It was never funny the first time.

 

If you're going to keep the perm, the moustache and the shell suit, you'll just have to expect some abuse.

[Furmedge]

If you're going to keep the perm, the moustache and the shell suit, you'll just have to expect some abuse.

Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrr eeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!

[Champ]

People who mimic my accent. I'm working in Bolton for a month. I regularly get, "Calm down, Calm down!" and "Alright der la?". It was never funny the first time.

They've got a cheek, have they not?