Entertain Me

[AVEEZ]

Now then folks - I have a report that I am supposed to be working on and a set of renewal terms to prepare and present. However, I cant be arsed and would like some stimulating conversation to take my mind of it.. if stimulating conversation is too much for you please regale me with any old shite you care to spout.

 

Thanks

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Now then folks - I have a report that I am supposed to be working on and a set of renewal terms to prepare and present.

 

I finished my last piece of work for a while the night before last, but I know how you feel. The relief of getting it done is almost worth the hassle of doing it.

 

Oh, as for entertainment. Porn. Female porn. Male porn. All the same to the appropriate viewer.

[Fowlers God]

Now then folks - I have a report that I am supposed to be working on and a set of renewal terms to prepare and present. However, I cant be arsed and would like some stimulating conversation to take my mind of it.. if stimulating conversation is too much for you please regale me with any old shite you care to spout.

 

Thanks

 

My highest score 107990

 

Can you beat it? MindJolt Games on Facebook

[Guest TK-421]

Now then folks - I have a report that I am supposed to be working on and a set of renewal terms to prepare and present. However, I cant be arsed and would like some stimulating conversation to take my mind of it.. if stimulating conversation is too much for you please regale me with any old shite you care to spout.

 

Thanks

 

Why don't we recreate the toilet bomb scene from Lethal Weapon 2? I'll be Danny Glover and you can be Mel Gibson walking in on me while I'm taking a dump. We've got 0.3 seconds to get in the cast iron bath tub from when you shout "go!".

[Spy Bee]

If uncooth is a word, then why isn't cooth?

[dirty_sanchez]

Why don't we recreate the toilet bomb scene from Lethal Weapon 2? I'll be Danny Glover and you can be Mel Gibson walking in on me while I'm taking a dump. We've got 0.3 seconds to get in the cast iron bath tub from when you shout "go!".

 

Now that's a good game.

[AVEEZ]

TK good idea only without being in the same room I'm not sure how this works - can you come around to my office? Oh and you'll need to bring a bomb and a cast iron bath with you!

 

FG - Whilst I can get into FB Icant play nay of their bloody games - blocked by my internet police - otherwise boredom wouldnt be an option!

 

NN - I always appreciate a bit of porn (except man on man - which I'm not as taken with) but again I refer you to the office internet police that block all the good stuff!

 

SP - its un- couth and couth is a word meaning showing good manners or sophistication / smooth!!!

[dirty_sanchez]

If uncooth is a word, then why isn't cooth?

 

Isn't it spelled couth?

 

Same with underwhelmed. Can you be whelmed by something?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

 

NN - I always appreciate a bit of porn (except man on man - which I'm not as taken with) but again I refer you to the office internet police that block all the good stuff!

 

Hmn, a quandary no doubt. How about a bit of miniclip, if that's not blocked. Either that or just gun everybody down.

 

Anyway, I'm with you on the man on man. I'm not liking that at all

[setreal]

How about a good ole round of forum chess then?

 

e4

[Fowlers God]

Self pleasure?

[Kevin D]

Are you familiar with the time I took the bus over to moigenville, which is what they called shelbyville in those days?

[Spy Bee]

How about a good ole round of forum chess then?

 

e4

e5

[setreal]

e5

 

SHIT! *resigns*

[kopitegaz]

Can we play connect 4?

 

 

 

 

O

[melons]

Can we play connect 4?

 

 

 

 

O

 

Nah, OXO?

 

Though is that supposed to be a win when you get OXO in a line or OOO or XXX?

 

we always changed the rules as to whom ever was closer on winning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And what's with not liking the man on man porn?

 

Much more to view then the girl on girl stuff.

[Indian Red]

Who do you think posts here? Russel fucking Crowe?

[melons]

Who do you think posts here? Russel fucking Crowe?

 

You've clearly not seen any of the fine specimen of men TLW has to offer.

[Fowlers God]

You've clearly not seen any of the fine specimen of men TLW has to offer.

 

And you have still yet to meet me.

[razor]

Trawl Youtube for old children's television clips.

 

And when you finally get to Michael Bentine's Potty Time, marvel at how such a surreal and anarchic programme was ever on at 3.15 Monday to Friday. Bonkers.

[madstock]

Why don't you post the equivalent of literary cat vomit on facebook?

 

Oh.

[RJ Fan club]

Why don't you post the equivalent of literary cat vomit on facebook?

 

Oh.

 

Meow, *swipe imaginary paw*.

 

Oh yeah hello Mongy, how's the Westcountry? have they got over the tax rise on cider yet?

[madstock]

Meow, *swipe imaginary paw*.

 

Oh yeah hello Mongy, how's the Westcountry? have they got over the tax rise on cider yet?

 

My West Country sources tell me that it has not gone down too well back in the hood, and that as soon as everyone sobers up there will be a march* on Downing Street. With tractors and The Wurzels and maybe even David Prowse.

 

I was in London the day before the Budget, and if I had the slightest incling that such a shocking tax was about to be introduced I would probably have made a stand. (Or at least ordered some cider in).

 

God, I miss Somerset.

 

*probably more of a shamble

[RJ Fan club]

My West Country sources tell me that it has not gone down too well back in the hood, and that as soon as everyone sobers up there will be a march* on Downing Street. With tractors and The Wurzels and maybe even David Prowse.

 

I was in London the day before the Budget, and if I had the slightest incling that such a shocking tax was about to be introduced I would probably have made a stand. (Or at least ordered some cider in).

 

God, I miss Somerset.

 

*probably more of a shamble

 

I wouldn't have liked to be in The Winch in Taunton when Darling announced that one. I can imagine a wild west saloon trashing was to be had. However I wouldn't mind being in The Winch for a pint this evening.

 

I quite miss the Westcountry, I may go for a visit in a few weeks.