Mario Balotelli

[punkhunter]

I remember the lad turning up at Carrington with his team of Gangsta's just before he signed for them.

Looked like 2pac had just turned up with his mates. Cringeworthy.

[ChrisM]

He's really, really, really stupid.

 

To get an idea of just how stupid he is, even amongst footballers, he's considered really, really, really stupid.

 

Didn't Maureen say something like 'if he had two brains, he'd be twice as stupid'?

[aws]

What the stories didn't reveal was that the 'homeless man' was in fact Mick Hucknall wandering past.

 

It was Monty after he missed his last train home.

[8jordan8]

I can't help liking the guy, sure he's a div sometimes but he antics make me laugh...I love a footballing rebel

[Brian Damage]

Complete bell-end. Well suited to Citeh.

[8jordan8]

How can you not love the guy after him asking if he can say shit on live itv ha he's a proper mentalist!

 

Also the pre match interview and mini-documentary explains alot about him, to me he looks really shy and everything else he does is a front to hide this. Being interviewed he was head down and wouldn't look at the camera or cameraman.

 

I didnt know he nearly died as a baby, most kids who had his condition didnt survive.

[Pidge]

He's an entertaining bellend.

[Captain Turdseye]

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[Kopite]

Grand Prix today. Reporter sees Slash on the starting grid.

 

"How does it feel to be here Slash?"

 

"Man, it's fuckin' exciting"

 

"er, OK, thanks Slash. Back to the studio".

 

:lol:

[brucespanner]

Mario Ballotelli fact or fiction? from the Gruniad.

 

I scored 10 out of 10!

[Jennings]

7/10

[neopulian]

With the sort of emotional baggages he's carrying -- like being hostile to his biological parents, some of the shenanigans he pulled reeked of "please love me" cry for help. This dude might end up taking his own life one day once all the glitz and adulation fade.

[mouse1989]

10/10...love Mario

[xerxes]

A beacon of light and fun in a world that is far too serious.

[BringbackBiscan]

Glorified simpleton with fame and money.

[aRdja]

Glorified simpleton with fame and money.

 

who is an amazing footy player.

[SwindleThis]

He's a complete loon.

 

I love him.

 

Football needs more mad characters - I mean proper mental ones, like di canio or goycochea who perhaps just has a mad name.

 

balotelli is mad, but not really bad and I quite like that.

 

Bellamy on the other hand is a mad cunt who will try and fuck you up if he has a temper on, but there's no real harm in him either, as long as he doesn't catch you when he's in a temper lol

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why does football need mad characters just play the game to the best of your ability and shut the fuck up. Balotelli isn't some whacky dude half the shit is made up even if it isn't so what he's a fucking imbecile with lots of money, if I give an 8 year old a load of cash he's going to spend it like a fucking mong.

 

I've nothing against him but I really couldn't give a shit if a 21 year old millionaire fucks about.

[silverlining]

who is an amazing footy player.

 

Footy player

 

Even on Xmas day you're still a massive cunt

 

And so is mario balotelli

[Elysian Red]

 

Even on Xmas day you're still a massive cunt

 

 

You absolute wanker.

[mht1892]

He's a ledge.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Ooh I must of had sand in my vagina last night, probably knowing i'll be getting an africa lynx set as usual.

[xerxes]

Why does football need mad characters just play the game to the best of your ability and shut the fuck up.

Shanks, Tommy Smith, Grobs, Jan Molby, players who can make you smile.

[TheHowieLama]

Shanks, Tommy Smith, Grobs, Jan Molby, players who can make you smile.

 

All with an steadfast commitment to team and everything that means, a great understanding of the game and limited physical attributes - none of which have anything in common with Balotelli.

[Captain]

Mario Ballotelli fact or fiction? from the Gruniad.

 

I scored 10 out of 10!

You scored 5 out of a possible 10

 

You've got promise. But then so did Michael Ricketts