Grant Mitchell..

[Stouffer]

..Nicholas Witchell.

 

Cadbury's Cream Egg...Mystic Meg.

 

Brian Ferry...Nick Berry.

 

Curly Wurly...Liz Hurley.

 

Great Dane, Quiche Lorraine.

 

Labrador...Lobster Thermador.

 

Lamb Shanks...Shabba Ranks.

 

Larry the Loafer...Gordon the Gopher.

 

Margeret Thatcher...Teri Hatcher.

 

Marlon Brando...Suzanne Dando.

 

Mars Bar...Freddie Star.

 

Packet of Malteasers..Norman St. John Steavers.

 

Paul Weller...Nelson Mandela.

 

Sherbet dip...David Yip.

 

Sporty Spice...Anneka Rice.

 

Swivel chair...Tony Blair.

 

Wagon Wheel...Seal.

 

Zenibab Badawi...Brian Harvey.

 

Packet of extra strong mints...Artist formerly known as Prince.

[Remmie]

You gotta have a system.

 

Poodle...Pot Noodle

[razor]

James Blunt

[Karl_b]

GOAL!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

James Blunt

Johnny Depp.... Out of Rep

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Gok Wan - James Caan

 

Mel Smith - Bellwhiff

 

Kathy Burke - Circle Jerk

 

Pete Tong - Turbo Mong

[razor]

Johnny Depp.... Out of Rep

 

Terri Hatcher - Right back at yer

[fruitbat]

the first time i met a cockney mate in the forces, he said he was:

 

"hank, frank, gregory"

 

hank marvin - starvin

 

so he wants some

 

frank bough - scoff

 

down his

 

gregory peck - neck

 

took me a while to work out

[aws]

fanzine pusher - david usher

 

treat 'em mean - simon green

[Stouffer]

Bowl... Mole... Foal... GOAL! 

[Stouffer]

My father used to say to me always fight fire with fire. And that's why he was thrown out of the fire brigade.

 

 

My mother was a lolly-pop lady... and by that I mean she had a long thin body, and a big, fat, sticky head.