Abnormalities

[Sugar Ape]

I have a mate who has got webbed feet, four nipples and an outty belly button.

 

Any advances on that?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Nope. You win.

[Tom R]

I have a mate who has got webbed feet, four nipples and an outty belly button.

 

Any advances on that?

 

Small world!!

I think I know his Mum, his sister and his Aunty.

 

 

 

...Her name is Noreen.

[Lucky Pierre]

I have a mate who has got webbed feet, four nipples and an outty belly button.

 

Any advances on that?

L10 is in Norwich?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

L10 is in Norwich?

 

Is he? He must be a rocket man, because he was in London this morning.

[Section_31]

Bummed a bird once with four toes on each foot - spooky wobbler.

[Sugar Ape]

L10 is in Norwich?

 

He is from Wavertree! I am sure there is something else wrong with him as well; but can't think what it is. Will check with him and report back later.

[Fugitive]

We've got Simon.

 

Game, Set & Match.

[chrisbonnie]

my mate has NO BELLY BUTTON!!!

 

not from birth obviously, he had an ingrown hair so long, it needed operating and they had to cut his belly button out

 

hilarious when he shows people after a few jars :eek:

[Melchett]

My dog has NO NOSE.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I have a mate who has got webbed feet, four nipples and an outty belly button.

 

Any advances on that?

I've got an avatar like that.

[Lucky Pierre]

my mate has NO BELLY BUTTON!!!

 

not from birth obviously, he had an ingrown hair so long, it needed operating and they had to cut his belly button out

 

hilarious when he shows people after a few jars :eek:

Carra has none too. He was born with his intestines on the outside or something.

[Stu Monty]

I have none.

 

We all have super-strength and the power of flight back where I come from.

[Liverpool lad]

My dog has NO NOSE.

 

How does it smell?

[neko]

How does it smell?

 

terrible !

[Fugitive]

I have none.

 

We all have super-strength and the power of flight back where I come from.

 

[Mel Wood]

Carra has none too. He was born with his intestines on the outside or something.

 

Nor did Alfred Hitchcock.

 

Anne Boleyn had a sixth finger on at least one hand, and a 'third nipple' on her neck :whatever: that people in those days took to mean she was a witch. So she came up with the new fashion of dead long sleeves and silk scarves.

 

Never got hung for being a witch though. It's 'who you know', apparently. But then she ended u

 

Sorry, going off on one there.

 

Mark9260, I think your mate might be a warlock. Does he have any familiars?

[Stu Monty]

 

That's what you think. Just you wait till my sidekick, Thunderboy, returns with my power-pills from our home planet. Ah here he comes now in his glowing white outfit...

[Fugitive]

You shared a room with Michael Jackson, didn't you???

 

[The Special One]

My dog has NO NOSE.

 

How does it smell?

 

terrible !

 

And they say women aren't funny.

[Tom R]

And they say women aren't funny.

 

And "they" are bang on.

[Chocoholic]

I have a mate who has got webbed feet, four nipples and an outty belly button.

 

Any advances on that?

 

Shants is ginger.

 

 

End of thread.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The top joint of my little fingers curve inwards slightly meaning that when I have to cover my eyes with my hands (ie watching a bashful woman change) there is a gap I can see through

 

I also have massively out of proportion big toes. I know your big toes are, by their very definition, meant to be large but mine take the piss

 

These are both abnormalities I've inherited from my Father

 

Thanks pops

[Wor Horse]

The toe next to my big toe is bigger than my big toe.

 

So it's not really my big toe, my second toe is my big toe and my big toe is actually my second big toe.

 

Heavy shit man.

[stevienando]

I know this girl, who doesn't have a penis.