My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

[Rico1304]

Fuck me, what an eye-opener!!!

 

The girls (and they are just girls) were all crackers -dressed like hookers, but no sex before marriage. Every single bloke looked like he wanted to kill you.

 

Get on Channel 4 catch up and watch it.

[Anny Road]

Negged no pics.

[Fowlers God]

Negged no pics.

 

"Echoed"

[Rico1304]

I asked for that, but it's beyond me. Come on some nice forumite help me out...

[Malarkey]

I'd shag them all.

 

Mucky, travelling sluts.

 

EDIT: The Gypsy Birds.

[Get Carter]

Crackers! Your standards must be low they weren't dreadful but crackers no dont think so

 

I have had the experience of travellers on my premises in work...not something I would want anyone to experience. Needless to say when they were on there saying they are pre-judged and that they are good well mannered people I nearly spat my tea out. I am sure there are decent ones but the ones I experienced were a fuckin disgrace!!

[Rico1304]

Come on some were amazing. Figures that could turn a priest straight!!!

[Get Carter]

To be fair i only caught the last two "brides"

 

One had legs like Roberto Carlos and the other one had teeth like she been eating dynamite butties!!!...

 

But i must admit one or two of them at that show would have got it....always thing they look like they need a good wash though and that the minge would reek!!!!!

[Guest simon]

Hmm the mystery of Gypsy wives there are many tasty ones i got a crack for staring at ones arse. She unbelievable though i was in the petrol station when we were all moving and she walks past me with a very low tight skirt. Anbd i couldnt help but look problem was Tom who is considered a bit of a nutter by them all was watching me and tapped my shoulde and said "You get a good look did ya" Then the turtle neck come out and he lamped me fucking hurt aswell. There was a worker that was seeing a traveler and he has never been sinse they found out. They are all related aswell.

[Guest simon]

To be fair i only caught the last two "brides"

 

One had legs like Roberto Carlos and the other one had teeth like she been eating dynamite butties!!!...

 

But i must admit one or two of them at that show would have got it....always thing they look like they need a good wash though and that the minge would reek!!!!!

 

I say this as a fact they are the cleanest people you will ever meet.

[chrisbonnie]

inbred cousin riding knacker scum

 

that is all

[Wor Horse]

Me and my mates have been on that Paddy Doherty fella for years.

 

This video is fucking funny:

 

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[Guest simon]

inbred cousin riding knacker scum

 

that is all

 

How do you know about Knacker they hate that so much.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

How do you know about Knacker they hate that so much.

 

do Knackers have yards, Simon?

[RedKnight]

Gypo women are fucked up. They'll have boss legs and an arse that looks like it's been over-inflated or nice tits but a face like a rottweiler. Basically, if you could use different parts from them all to make one nice woman then you could, but otherwise they all come from a very shallow genetic pool.

[Guest simon]

Gypo women are fucked up. They'll have boss legs and an arse that looks like it's been over-inflated or nice tits but a face like a rottweiler. Basically, if you could use different parts from them all to make one nice woman then you could, but otherwise they all come from a very shallow genetic pool.

 

Most of the wives i would of fucked senseless if i could inbred or not they fucking beautiful.

[Top of the Kop]

Most of the wives i would of fucked senseless if i could inbred or not they fucking beautiful.

 

oh Simon, you are the living end!

[Guest simon]

oh Simon, you are the living end!

 

Most of the family i worked for the wives were amazing. Have to do something about the accent though its infuriating.

[Wor Horse]

I sensed you would have gypsy ties.

[Guest simon]

I sensed you would have gypsy ties.

 

Everyone knows about me working for them well used too.

[Wor Horse]

Simon, do you like dags?

[Rico1304]

Anyone ever read Gormenghast? The gypsies remind me of the Bright Carvers - as soon as they get to 25 they age and look horrific.

[cochyn]

Yeah, saw that. That last bride (Joan)? was fucking lovely by the way. Read somewhere else that their weddings can cost up to £100K all-in. Fuck!

 

Si, can Irish and Romany travellers marry between communities?

[Guest simon]

Yeah, saw that. That last bride (Joan)? was fucking lovely by the way. Read somewhere else that their weddings can cost up to £100K all-in. Fuck!

 

Si, can Irish and Romany travellers marry between communities?

 

No i dont think so anything out side there family they disown. We are known as Georges Romanys are known as Knackers to them they hate them. We had Romany's working with us though very rough bunch have to keep a close eye on them. Travelers dont class themselves as Pikeys or Gypsies they are a whole different race apparently.

[Wor Horse]

We?