Simonlfcgreen walks or is sacked who takes over?

[Redder Lurtz]

Any thoughts? I've got a rubber plant.

[Fugitive]

I've got a pencil with no lead.

[Anubis]

Stephen Hawking.

[Section_31]

A cardboard cutout of Brian Adams

[Furmedge]

We can use the table that Skidfingers fat arse broke today in work.

 

I wasn't there but I heard the aftershock.

[Victor Ganges]

[odris]

 

Why IS he climbing a mountain?

[Newport]

[RJ Fan club]

 

An inanimate carbon rod.

[Lucky Pierre]

Itandje.

[Section_31]

Itandje.

 

Out of order that.

[Soup]

[Anubis]

 

He also cooks.*

 

 

 

 

*two jokes for the price of one.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

We can use the table that Skidfingers fat arse broke today in work.

 

I wasn't there but I heard the aftershock.

 

I karate chopped the motherfucker with my bare hands.

 

Well I say chopped, what I mean is I rested my arse cheek on it, it snapped and I back flipped and stood up with and did a "Tadaaa!". The beauty about it was, I had a piece of cake in my hand and I managed to keep hold of it and keep it in one piece. If it was a pint I would have been lauded a legend and everybody would have given me a standing ovation.

 

I also heard a rumour your next door neighbour caused the weakness in the first place by placing his fat arse on it last week.

[ZonkoVille77]

[Thants]

That kid who reviewed computer games on the Big Breakfast.

[Xherdan]

Alec Baldwin.

[The 5th Benitel]

[navbasi]

[Guest TK-421]

I don't recognise the guitar chord Mr Seagal is attempting. If I knew any better I'd say he can't even play the six string, the big phoney.

[Catch22]

He's got a mate at college who claims to have been in the UN Security Council who told him that 9/11 was actually the work of aliens.

 

Is it true?

[Trumo]

[Strontium]

Pedobear

[Duff Man]

His dag.

[gkmacca]

 

John Connor: the leader of the human resistance movement known as Tech-Com in the post-apocalyptic future who tells gullible androids that he used to be on the youth books at Anfield during the Houllier era, then he hits them on the head with a gun butt and runs off to Bury.