Out of towners please fuck off

[aws]

It hurts my soul that I cannot rep Bill Hick's alter-ego for Honest John McOtter.

 

Otters can be proper cunts though. Just ask Terry Nutkins. He still has Nam-like flashbacks of the little cunts nipping his finger from him.

 

Must be hell choppering into a hot LZ with fucking otters all around.

[Lucky Pierre]

it wont because all the uber scousers will be reclaiming their city from those wools la...or lid or whatever it is this week

Lerd.

[The Chef]

Yellow bus, big time.

 

And welcome, Tim.

All 'window lickers' welcome on 'special Friday'

[RoboRiise]

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"I lost it and uhh... I just picked up a living doing otters, which is very easy... very docile animals and erm... even when they pump them full of rat hormones, which they do.

 

You can kill an otter in about a second... just kick it's face off."

[Stouffer]

[razor]

Bring me my bow of burning gold:

Bring me my arrows of desire:

Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!

Bring me my chariot of fire.

 

I will not cease from mental fight,

Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand

Till we have built Jerusalem

In England's green and pleasant land.

[kalasoma]

Do the out of towners have a special gathering place where they can discuss all the tickets that they've taken (undeservedly) from honest-to-goodness local folk like Tim?

[Joe Le Taxi]

Go and support ya own team, talk about dem on ya own forum, me da, ma and grandad al agree. You all talk bile and dont get what were about.

 

[Wor Horse]

I used to spend a hell of a lot of time on the offal on a "fuck OOTs" wind up.

 

Was quite entertaining.

[harryo63]

 

hah hah

[Joe Le Taxi]

I used to spend a hell of a lot of time on the offal on a "fuck OOTs" wind up.

 

Was quite entertaining.

 

Who were you on offal?

[Wor Horse]

Can't remember.

 

Might have been Babel or Heinze or something like that.

[Chocoholic]

I would like to know where Tim stands on the subject of Scouse Otters. Surely they are the grey area in 'Mein kampf'.

 

 

Are you suggesting mein kampfy chair is made from otters? You swein.

[Paulie Dangerously]

OOTers never really bothered me until recently. I used to have a mate in Uni, he was Smogtown originally but transfered to Uni here because he was sick of traveling from Middlesbrough ever week. He came down no matter what the game, what the day with 4 other lads in a van. He was clued up and that's all you can ask, plus he had dedication that some of our local fans can't match

 

But seeing some of the posts on the Derby Hate thread has really pissed me off. People saying they'd rather us beat the mancs or cheslea etc. That's only because they don't have to live with the dirty blueshite in their towns. I walked past the thistle hotel in town yesterday evening about and saw about 20 Spaniards going into it with LFCshop bags. They were clearly going to the game and clearly had tickets to the Merseyside derby. They should fuck off

[The Special One]

Not all OOTs think that way though Paulie. Personally for me derby day is the one I look most forward to when they release the fixture list every season. And nothing gets me more excited for a match. It's at 7 30 in the morning here and I haven't slept all night because I'm too charged up.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I know not everyone can get to the match. I know not everyone is in a position to travel to the game every week. I know not every Liverpool fan in the world can fit inside Anfield but it just riles me when people don't "get" the local rivalry with Everton. You do, and fair play to you. But I'd bet my bollocks the spaniards in suits (with fetching brand new spanking scarfs round their necks too) wont have a clue about the history between the two clubs.

[Faustus]

One of my mate's is from down south and he's a good red. The only thing that does my head in with him is he occasionally slips into a blag scouse accent when he's at the match. When we went to Stoke the other week he went "S'PORT DA TEEEEEM DICK'EADS" at a bunch of people moaning. I just cringed. Like I said, he's a good red though, but I don't see the point in trying to act like you're from somewhere you're not.

 

Got nothing against OOTers. I know scouse reds who are shit fans and I know OOTs who are great fans. You just know a good red when you speak to one, regardless of where they're from.

[Sangria]

One of my mate's is from down south and he's a good red. The only thing that does my head in with him is he occasionally slips into a blag scouse accent when he's at the match. When we went to Stoke the other week he went "S'PORT DA TEEEEEM DICK'EADS" at a bunch of people moaning. I just cringed. Like I said, he's a good red though, but I don't see the point in trying to act like you're from somewhere you're not.

 

Got nothing against OOTers. I know scouse reds who are shit fans and I know OOTs who are great fans. You just know a good red when you speak to one, regardless of where they're from.

 

I think that about is sums it up.

 

People harp on about having a world wide fan base and one of the biggest club sides in world football.

Some of those fans actually want to come and see their team play, some will come again and again and learn about the history, the city and what the club means and turn out to be good reds.

 

As always we get the whoppers but everyone has them, the bigger the club the more whoppers.

[Guest]

The club itself is making me want to fuck off right now, without any help from Timmy.

[Guest PurpleNose]

 

That's obviously put on in his case, but the scouse accent is probably one of the most infectious accents around.

 

Took me about 3 months to regain mine, having been away about 10 years. Think the Brummie accent is similar. Mate has a fairly non descript SE/Estuary accent most of the time. He goes back to Aston for a month and comes back sounding like Ozzy Osbourne.

 

Doesn't bother me when people put on accents. Just find it funny. Its a slight compliment to the place if anything. Better than hearing southern fans take the piss out of the city.

[The Special One]

Go and support ya own team, talk about dem on ya own forum, me da, ma and grandad al agree. You all talk bile and dont get what were about.

 

[llego]

[Johnni]

[Wor Horse]

OOTers never really bothered me until recently. I used to have a mate in Uni, he was Smogtown originally but transfered to Uni here because he was sick of traveling from Middlesbrough ever week. He came down no matter what the game, what the day with 4 other lads in a van. He was clued up and that's all you can ask, plus he had dedication that some of our local fans can't match

 

But seeing some of the posts on the Derby Hate thread has really pissed me off. People saying they'd rather us beat the mancs or cheslea etc. That's only because they don't have to live with the dirty blueshite in their towns. I walked past the thistle hotel in town yesterday evening about and saw about 20 Spaniards going into it with LFCshop bags. They were clearly going to the game and clearly had tickets to the Merseyside derby. They should fuck off

 

Someone's angry! Pre-Derby nerves?

[Stu Monty]

 

"We didn't burn him!"