Out of towners please fuck off

[Xherdan]

Is brea liom milsean, go háirithe minstrels.

 

 

 

Ni mhaite liom minstrels ach ba mhaith liom caca milis.

[lostinspace1970]

 

and the biggest Tim of all

 

[Paco]

Ni mhaite liom minstrels ach ba mhaith liom caca milis.

 

is fearr liom maltesers

[ZonkoVille77]

"Tabhair Dom an Cáca Milis"

 

great carlsberg ad

[Scott_M]

I agree, we should fuck off.

[JohnnyH]

I agree, we should fuck off.

 

How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

[sparta7]

Any drink with Light in it is a disgrace to the drinks industry.

 

This man speaks the truth.

 

Light = For Puffs

[Guest TK-421]

I agree, we should fuck off.

 

But where but where but where?

 

We're already out of town, man! Let's find another God damn town, gatecrash their football club, give me that glory man, I neeeeeed the glory.

[sparta7]

I thank Tim profusely, and humbly, for illustrating the error of my ways in such an erudite and intellectually sound manner. It is now clear to me that in my 47 years on this planet, my support throughout this time for LFC has been misguided and unwelcome. I know now, thanks to Tim, that I need to Fuck Off, indeed probably I should Fuck Right Off.

 

I have said goodbye to my Mrs and kids, and am am now off to find a foundry that is still operational ( this may mean going to India or China), so that I can jump on a bucket and be lowered into a vat of molten steel, holding up my thumb as my worthless, OOT body is consumed by fire.

 

Goodbye everybody. God Bless You All

[Guest TK-421]

This is probably the work of the rogue student known as "Carradona".

[Russ Atmosphere]

Come on Fernando, we know where we're not welcome.

[zigackly]

Light = For Puffs

 

Well it is an otter ...

[Xherdan]

Well it is an otter ...

 

 

 

I would like to know where Tim stands on the subject of Scouse Otters. Surely they are the grey area in 'Mein kampf'.

[chris71]

Matthew St. is going to be well quiet with us all fucking off, tomorrow night.

[sparta7]

it wont because all the uber scousers will be reclaiming their city from those wools la...or lid or whatever it is this week

[Scott_M]

But where but where but where?

 

How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

 

As we are already out of towners, there is nowhere else for us to fuck off too.

 

Therefore I propose we fuck off into town and catch everybody by surprise.

[RedBrian84]

it wont because all the uber scousers will be reclaiming their city from those wools la...or lid or whatever it is this week

 

Hang on- does Tim have a grand vision for how to achieve his scouse utopia? I am from Birkenhead and therefore do not qualify for his Liverpudlian dream.

 

Or do I? When he takes power and unites Liverpudlians together, will he march his redshirts into Wirral? Will he annex me and my kind in an Anchluss? Will we become "like them, but not them" a la Germany/Austria?

 

Where are the limits, Baron of Timothy? I fear for myself and my family's future, you crazy genius.

[Wor Horse]

As a scouser who's moved out of town I feel a bit like how an Albino would feel if there was a Black vs White war.

[Bellflower]

Not till I get my wheeltrims back....................................

[Xherdan]

Hang on- does Tim have a grand vision for how to achieve his scouse utopia? I am from Birkenhead and therefore do not qualify for his Liverpudlian dream.

 

Or do I? When he takes power and unites Liverpudlians together, will he march his redshirts into Wirral? Will he annex me and my kind in an Anchluss? Will we become "like them, but not them" a la Germany/Austria?

 

Where are the limits, Baron of Timothy? I fear for myself and my family's future, you crazy genius.

 

 

 

He should change his name to Gerry Mandering.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Not till I get my wheeltrims back....................................

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Fugitive]

As a scouser who's moved out of town I feel a bit like how an Albino would feel if there was a Black vs White war.

 

You are Switzerland.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I'm currently in the early stages of a new business venture, I intend to secure an old Licensed Premises near to Anfield, maybe St Domingo Rd, maybe not.

My plan is simple, a members only club on match days only for our supporters from outside this great metropolis, on none match days it will revert to an old style hostelry ofcourse. Jugs of Martini and Pimms will be served on match days by buxom young ladies in tight fitting tops, a good time will be had by all, my bar will be called OOTERS !

[Wor Horse]

You are Switzerland.

 

I'm a tax haven and shit chocolate.

 

result.

[Stu Monty]

It hurts my soul that I cannot rep Bill Hick's alter-ego for Honest John McOtter.

 

Otters can be proper cunts though. Just ask Terry Nutkins. He still has Nam-like flashbacks of the little cunts nipping his finger from him.