Smarmy faces made to punch

[VladimirIlyich]

Can't stand this unfunny cunt.

And for some bizarre and no doubt "hilarious" reason has taken to calling himself Dr Al Murray on his twitter page

 

I don't like his comedy but he was developed by Armando Iannucci as a satire on the Little Englander mentality,a sort of polar opposite of Stewart Lee.

[Anny Road]

[General Dryness]

I don't like his comedy but he was developed by Armando Iannucci as a satire on the Little Englander mentality,a sort of polar opposite of Stewart Lee.

Not like Iannucci to miss the mark by such a wide margin.

[Stickman]

I'm sure he's on here countless times but I actually feel like kicking the TV in when he comes on

 

At any age at any time

 

 

 

 

 

Turns out he's got a twin who so happens to have an equally punchable face

 

[Bjornebye]

Johanna Konta. Fucking hate the bitch. Jumped up posh tennis twat. Glad she got knocked out the australian open. Bet she is flying home for tea and scones with Allsopp and Judy Murray the fucking witches. 

 

 

Entitled twats 

[sir roger]

Konta's dad was a hotel manager & her mum was a dentist.

 

I am more annoyed that I didn't know she was playing last night & could have made money on her losing , as her form since the autumn has been shocking. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm sure he's on here countless times but I actually feel like kicking the TV in when he comes on

 

At any age at any time

 

 

 

 

 

Turns out he's got a twin who so happens to have an equally punchable face

 

Happy to say I don't know who he is by sight. Annoying little twat nonetheless.

[sir roger]

I'm sure he's on here countless times but I actually feel like kicking the TV in when he comes on

 

At any age at any time

 

 

 

 

 

Turns out he's got a twin who so happens to have an equally punchable face

 

 

There was actually an Olly Murs tribute act on the Hare and Hounds by me last year. I couldn't imagine anybody going see the guy himself never mind a soundalikey. One for the ' Shitness of modern pubs ' thread.

[SlugTrail]

Johanna Konta. Fucking hate the bitch. Jumped up posh tennis twat. Glad she got knocked out the australian open. Bet she is flying home for tea and scones with Allsopp and Judy Murray the fucking witches.

 

 

Entitled twats

did she wipe her dick on your curtain before leaving?

[skend04]

I'm sure he's on here countless times but I actually feel like kicking the TV in when he comes on

 

At any age at any time

 

 

Has he looked the same age all his life?

[Fugitive]

Has he looked the same age all his life?

Pure dick head haircut.

[Bjornebye]

did she wipe her dick on your curtain before leaving?

How apt

[Guest Bunk]

Johanna Konta. Fucking hate the bitch. Jumped up posh tennis twat. Glad she got knocked out the australian open. Bet she is flying home for tea and scones with Allsopp and Judy Murray the fucking witches. 

 

 

Entitled twats 

Negged that shite. punching women in the face? Fuck right off.

[scudger99]

James Corden.  I go from utterly placid to the verge of rage fuelled violence in seconds just seeing his smug coupon on my TV, or hearing his cunt voice.  I don't even know what drives it, and nobody else has that effect on me.  Even the ex-wife.

[VladimirIlyich]

Not like Iannucci to miss the mark by such a wide margin.

Maybe it was his satire on actual comedy to create an unfunny comedian? He probably created Michael McIntyre too then.

[General Dryness]

Negged that shite. punching women in the face? Fuck right off.

Stig is a girl though, so it's kind of ok.

[Ginny]

Negged that shite. punching women in the face? Fuck right off.

Let’s hear him out before judge, Bunk.... Stig?

[Bjornebye]

Jesus wept I don't actually want to punch her. I just hate her face. She would probably hate mine so it's all good.

[Stickman]

While we're on the Tennis theme...Nick Kyrgios, one miserable spoilt whiney cunt.................

 

The Paul Pogba of Tennis

 

[Bjornebye]

While we're on the Tennis theme...Nick Kyrgios, one miserable spoilt whiney cunt.................

 

The Paul Pogba of Tennis

 

 

Easy there Stickman... apparently we can't hit tarts 

[Stickman]

Easy there Stickman... apparently we can't hit tarts 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Negged that shite. punching women in the face? Fuck right off.

I'm not sure we're expected to go out and actually punch these faces: it's just a bit of fun!

 

Or, we could ask Champ (or maybe Natasha Jonas) to do the punching of any women.

[bigthrusts]

Alan Davies everyday of the week. Absolute twat of the highest order.

[Section_31]

Davies is an excellent shout. I'd love to forcibly shave his head.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Davies is an excellent shout. I'd love to forcibly shave his head.

Oh yes!

 

Make the smarmy twat cry.