Sick of being Fat

[Greycellgreen]

I’ve lost around 2 stone over the past three months. I wasn’t massively overweight but heading that way and being in my mid-forties, it was now or never. I’ve mainly cut out bread, sugar, other shite, cut down my drinking by maybe 50% and rather than drive I walk everywhere.

 

My calorie intake was probably around 2000 a day and now it’s half. As soon as I feel fit enough I’m going to start running again.

[Jairzinho]

1000 calories a day?

 

How do you find the energy to walk anywhere?

[Greycellgreen]

1000 calories a day?

 

How do you find the energy to walk anywhere?

My missus says that, but I walk loads and haven’t felt dizzy or weak or anything. I probably walk five miles a day, we’re not talking marathons. But I used to drive to the office and it took me longer with the one way system than it does now.

 

I feel okay on 1000 calories a day, well, at least until I die or something.

[Dr Nowt]

I have to consume 3,000 calories every day not to lose weight.

 

Admittedly that’s medically based, but I just can’t imagine rolling round on a thousand calories or less a day.

 

Be like a crisp packet blown by the wind.

[Tony Moanero]

2000 to 2500 calories a day is normal. A case of modifying your diet and changing what you eat, rather than halving your calorie intake, would be more sensible, I’d have thought.

[Rico1304]

2000 to 2500 calories a day is normal. A case of modifying your diet, changing what you eat, rather than halving your calorie intake, would be more sensible, I’d have thought.

Or AIDS

[Greycellgreen]

2000 to 2500 calories a day is normal. A case of modifying your diet, changing what you eat, rather than halving your calorie intake, would be more sensible, I’d have thought.

I’m not sure I ever ate 2500 calories a day, but I did eat a lot of shit, so there’s probably some truth in this.

[Greycellgreen]

Or AIDS

People with AIDS do lose weight though. There has to be a happy medium, like semi-AIDS or something.

[Anny Road]

80 percent or so of your daily intake is simply to keep your body working. Unless you are seriously seriously active very few extra cals are used to move about. 1000 Is far too low and will without question serious slow down your metabolism. Meaning if you do return to normal intake you will end up a fat bastard

[Bjornebye]

I don't do it myself as I'm pretty slim but anyone who wants to lose weight just needs a beak habit.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I have to consume 3,000 calories every day not to lose weight.

 

 

Aids?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I don't do it myself as I'm pretty slim but anyone who wants to lose weight just needs a beak habit.

"Cheaper than HERBALIFE and only makes you 35% as much of a twat."

[Greycellgreen]

I don't do it myself as I'm pretty slim but anyone who wants to lose weight just needs a beak habit.

Been there, done that. Although I actually put on weight.

[Tony Moanero]

I don't do it myself as I'm pretty slim but anyone who wants to lose weight just needs a beak habit.

I’ve never even tried it. However, I do wonder why so many of the people I’ve seen, in the pub and at the match, who shove it up their nose like it’s going out of fashion, are lardy bastards.

[Anny Road]

Because they are paying 60 quid for baking soda

[Rico1304]

People with AIDS do lose weight though. There has to be a happy medium, like semi-AIDS or something.

Good AIDS.

[stringvest]

Still pulling off that ridiculous 300 calorie a day diet?

No. Doing 3 days a week on 600 cals and 20g carbs. And taking vast quantities of beak.

[cloggypop]

Amphetamine is far cheaper and way more effective for weight loss. Scag if you want to lose everything.

[Guest]

I don't do it myself as I'm pretty slim but anyone who wants to lose weight just needs a beak habit.

Beak? Like cocaine? Does that help keep weight down? Might give it a try. Are there any negative side-effects?

[Aventus]

Beak? Like cocaine? Does that help keep weight down? Might give it a try. Are there any negative side-effects?

No, none whatsoever.

 

That's why the government don't like us peasants having it.

[Guest]

No, none whatsoever.

 

That's why the government don't like us peasants having it.

I've heard of people losing their homes, noses but being amazingly popular. Are they doing it wrong?

[Dr Nowt]

Lad I know snorted a Porsche, a VW Camaro and a 3 bed house, plus annexe.

 

Good going, aside from the collapsed lung, nose like Voldemort, 2 prison sentences and ex-fiancée.

[Lario]

Currently on holidays, and if I'm not putting on a pound a day it'll be a strange thing.

 

Will have to get back on the keto when I get home.

 

Although, since turning 42 the other day, I wonder if I should just accept that I'm a middle aged fat cunt, and just buy some bigger clothes!

[lifetime fan]

15st 8lbs down to 13st.

 

Was really hoping I’d be under the 13st mark but can’t really complain so far.

[cloggypop]

The cycling must be getting easier now you aren't carrying that around with you.