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Pompey website closes because club couldn't afford to pay for it

Randy Marsh

By Randy Marsh,
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gkmacca Grand Master

gkmacca

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Wot's a website, dear old Dad?

 

Oh, it's one of them internet thingamydoings, me dear old son, for sure. It goes all over the world, like.

 

You mean outside of England?

 

Yeah, for sure. Japan. Italy. Australia. All over the shop.

 

But why would anyone WANT to go outside of England, me dear old Dad?

 

Beats me, me dear old son! We've got Sandbanks and Blundellsands and Harry Ramsdens and all kinds of magic stuff. No need to go anywhere else. That's why I always told Pompey they didn't need no bladdy website! Attracts the wrong kind of people!

 

Bladdy foreigners!

 

Exactly, me dear old son. Bladdy foreigners!

 

By the way, me dear old Dad - you're looking bladdy pink. Have you been eating shellfish again?

 

Gettoutofit! I'm generous, me, I'm not selfish! I slip a bung here and there, you know that! Nah, I'm a bit pink cos I went on 'oliday.

 

Thomas Cook it?

 

They don't do Garstang. Bladdy awful place, though. Rained non-stop!

 

At least it's still in England.

 

Yus. And by the way, dear old son, wot's wiv all that foreign tripe you keep plugging on the telly? You cancelled our Wii account for THAT??

 

It's all filmed in a studio, me dear old Dad. In Teddington. That's where we do 'IT'.

 

Thank gawd for that! Keep it English, that's what I always say, for sure!

 

Me, too, dear old Dad! Anyway, how's Kranjcar feeling now?

 

Much better, me dear old son! As are Bassong, Dos Santos and Assou-Ekotto, for sure!

 

Fantastic news, dear old Dad! And no need for a bladdy website to announce that! We must celebrate - fancy a paella?

 

Thought you'd never ask!

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RJ Fan club Grand Master

RJ Fan club

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I've got nothing against Pompey except that bellend with the tattoos, that fuck in bell chime, play up Pompey song, shit ground, that Redknapp managed them and the shit house percentage football.

 

So it's with great sadness that they will die a slow death and maybe give football the financial kick up the arse it needs.

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Although it may have changed after last months thing that I'm not going to talk about, I don't strongly dislike Pompey. In the same boat as Fulham and West Ham, in that regard. Far more deserving teams of going under, 'Boro for starters, and I feel sorry for their fans.

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