Stuff that makes you feel old

[RedinSweden]

I got a mail from the football club my kids play for asking if i wanted to play for a newly formed Veterans team. Veterans! I'm a fucking veteran now. Cuntsticks.

 

I said yes of course.

 

Another thing was as I was listening to Happy Mondays the other day, it dawned on me that students starting at university now weren't even born when they made WFL. Fucking hell.

[melons]

Tomorrow my daughter is 15. I feel ancient. In just 2 years she'll be the same age i was when i became pregnant with her. Ouch!

 

 

 

 

 

your leaving the word ****ball in there?

[RedinSweden]

Tomorrow my daughter is 15. I feel ancient. In just 2 years she'll be the same age i was when i became pregnant with her. Ouch!

 

 

 

 

 

your leaving the word ****ball in there?

 

I fear no man. I am not discussing it, it is merely a word in my post about another matter. If people want to neg me for merely using the full word, let them. I refuse to star out the letters, same with The Sun. I always type the full word when slagging it off. No fucking voldemorting around here for me.

 

My daughter turned 13 a few months ago, but I am older than you. It was still a bit scary.

[Fink]

Pump up the volume is 22 years old. I doubt it would even be asked for ID in the Co-op.

[Mel Wood]

Driving home the other week, some kids were playing 'a ball game' in our road and shouted 'CAR!' as I approached.

Only seems like 5 minutes ago I'd have been kicking about and doing the shouting when in fact it was probably a few months ago now.

[melons]

I fear no man. I am not discussing it, it is merely a word in my post about another matter. If people want to neg me for merely using the full word, let them. I refuse to star out the letters, same with The Sun. I always type the full word when slagging it off. No fucking voldemorting around here for me.

 

My daughter turned 13 a few months ago, but I am older than you. It was still a bit scary.

 

Making a stand, i like it.

 

It's rather painful them getting older, though i'm liking the fact in 2 years she'll be able to drive and the novelty of a newly acquired licence means she'll be more then eager to be the new family taxi driver for her siblings. (and possibly pissed up mother)

[RedinSweden]

Making a stand, i like it.

 

It's rather painful them getting older, though i'm liking the fact in 2 years she'll be able to drive and the novelty of a newly acquired licence means she'll be more then eager to be the new family taxi driver for her siblings. (and possibly pissed up mother)

 

You can start learning at 16 here, but you can't take your test until you are 18, so a few years left. It costs a fucking fortune too.

[Lucky Pierre]

I'm going to be twenty-one this year. Twenty-fucking-one. I remember when I was nineteen.

[Karl_b]

I'm no longer eligible to play football in the Olympics unless I'm selected as one of the 'overage' players. Bastard.

[RedinSweden]

I'm no longer eligible to play football in the Olympics unless I'm selected as one of the 'overage' players. Bastard.

 

And you have to wait another two years.

[23_Carra_Gold]

If an 18 year old shags me then she is no longer a statutory rapist.

 

Life, eh?

[Sangria]

Cheer up my eyesight is going and that is shit.

I am putting of the inevitable but I need glasses and it is sooner rather than later.

[Karl_b]

Cheer up my eyesight is going and that is shit.

I am putting of the inevitable but I need glasses and it is sooner rather than later.

 

Wearing glasses is for all the cool kids.

 

Me, RiS, Harry Hill, Timmy Mallett.

 

All the cool kids.

[Uncle_Meat]

Explaining to the kids how making a music compilation (On a TDK Metal 90, of course. No cheapy "5 for 50p C90 Kaytapes for my collections) used to take up the best part of an evening, sat at your mates in front of their music centre going through their record collection.

[The-Sir]

I can wait until I'm 30+. Being young sucks.

[sh#t waffle]

A pub I occasionally frequent has a board that they change daily with the date you would have to have been born on or before in order to drink legally. 1992?!

[The Golden Eel]

I remember when i was a kid wanking down a lane or somewhere else public was considered a bit of a laugh, etc. Now apparently I have to go to court and be labelled a pervert about it because i'm 29? Where's the justice in that?

[RedinSweden]

I remember when i was a kid wanking down a lane or somewhere else public was considered a bit of a laugh, etc. Now apparently I have to go to court and be labelled a pervert about it because i'm 29? Where's the justice in that?

 

Same with playing knicker chase in school. back then, harmless fun, now, name on a register. Fucking nazis.

[Section_31]

 

[RedinSweden]

 

[sh#t waffle]

My, hasn't he grown?

[Section_31]

Banged a 19-year-old on Saturday and she kept saying 'God you're really old!' (just thought I'd slip that in there, plus she really did say that)

[hamstrung]

My age.

[RedinSweden]

Banged a 19-year-old on Saturday and she kept saying 'God you're really old!' (just thought I'd slip that in there, plus she really did say that)

 

Ace. The age gap between me and a 19 year old is now three times the size of the age gap between a 19 year old and my daughter.

[She Knows It]

My, hasn't he grown?

 

He was in yesterday's paper for battering his missus who, it said, is "half his age and twice his height".

 

Given that he's 4ft 8, she must 9ft 4, with some extensive bruising to the lower legs.