The Twitter

[Mook]

Jenna Jameson just replied to me.

 

Saturday nights don't get much better than this one.

[Jairzinho]

"I have informed the police"

[Mook]

She had a pop at some Scottish cunt, 'Go and eat Scottish eggs'.

 

I pointed out that they're called 'Scotch eggs' and she said 'either way, they're disgusting'.

 

I was a teeneger in the 90s, anyone else the same age knows...

[Bjornebye]

Jenna Jameson just replied to me.

 

Saturday nights don't get much better than this one.

Potnoodlefringe done her on twitter a few years back. He tweeted her and asked her to follow him.back so he could message her as he was a reporter for the liverpool echo. She did.

He asked her (along the lines of)

 

1) how does Glen Johnson get in the liverpool side when he is shite?

2) does jet fuel melt steel beams?

3) can I tongue punch your fart box?

4) do I need a license for these guns?

Followed by a picture of Raoul Moat flexing his bicep.

 

Scenes.

[Bjornebye]

Just asked her if I can ask her a question. Beans on a fry up time

[Bjornebye]

If she replies the fucking hooker

[Bjornebye]

 

I'm not sleeping for a month

[cloggypop]

She had a pop at some Scottish cunt, 'Go and eat Scottish eggs'.

 

I pointed out that they're called 'Scotch eggs' and she said 'either way, they're disgusting'.

 

I was a teeneger in the 90s, anyone else the same age knows...

I'm sure she's had worse in her gob

[Mook]

[cloggypop]

You smooth fucker, Mook.

[Mook]

 

She loves it...

 

[Bjornebye]

She loves it...

 

You bastard

[Curly]

She loves it...

Smash 'er lad!

[Hand Shandy]

He wouldn't touch the sides.

[Bjornebye]

Hahahahaha fuck you Mook she private messaged me

 

[Hand Shandy]

It's 'You're', you fucking illiterate cunt.

 

You don't deserve a follow back.

[Bjornebye]

It's 'You're', you fucking illiterate cunt.

 

You don't deserve a follow back.

Fine by me mate. Jenna Jameson just private messaged me. You would be lucky to get a message back from Naga munchetty you fucking chicken wrap.

[Hand Shandy]

I like chicken wraps.

 

I also like Naga Munchetty.

 

Neither of them are likely to give me bad shithouse AIDS.

 

Although to be fair, Jenna Jameson is unlikely to give you bad shithouse AIDS either.

[Bjornebye]

I like chicken wraps.

 

I also like Naga Munchetty.

 

Neither of them are likely to give me bad shithouse AIDS.

 

Although to be fair, Jenna Jameson is unlikely to give you bad shithouse AIDS either.

She is a poor man's Teagan Pressley anyway. Jenna not Naga. Naga is a poor man's canister of mustard gas.

[Frankenhooker]

Everyone gets that message when they follow her.

[KMD7]

Everyone gets that message when they follow her.

*Heads over to Twitter*

[Hades]

I would follow her on Twitter for a chance to get an automated reply Direct Message.

[Bjornebye]

Everyone gets that message when they follow her.

Well aren't you just a fucking bastard

[cloggypop]

At least he didn't tell you it's probably not actually her running the account.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Meanwhile, I'm still getting the cold shoulder treatment from that cock-teasing minx Christina Millian.

 

My intentions of luring her over here, onto the Mighty GF, for some inane discourse remains unrequited.

 

For now..