The Twitter

[aRdja]

You’re being incoherent and creepily obsessed Rico. No a great look.

[Rico1304]

11 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

You’re being incoherent and creepily obsessed Rico. No a great look.

Yes. It’s me that being inconsistent.   I mean, it’s not as if people can read what you write on here. Like you interpreting ‘stab him in the front’ as a threat of violence and saying you wouldn’t mind someone libelling you and as a result you losing everything. 

[aRdja]

16 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Yes. It’s me that being inconsistent.   I mean, it’s not as if people can read what you write on here. Like you interpreting ‘stab him in the front’ as a threat of violence and saying you wouldn’t mind someone libelling you and as a result you losing everything. 

You could have also added the below items to the list of things that have nothing to do with the topic under discussion:

1. I rate Harry Maguire

2. I was against us signing Salah

3. I spend your monthly salary on shit kicks and overpriced breakfasts
 

Or alternatively, please feel free to bump the relevant (tagging @viRdjil) if you’d like a discussion on any one of those topics.

[Rico1304]

30 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

You could have also added the below items to the list of things that have nothing to do with the topic under discussion:

1. I rate Harry Maguire

2. I was against us signing Salah

3. I spend your monthly salary on shit kicks and overpriced breakfasts
 

Or alternatively, please feel free to bump the relevant (tagging @viRdjil) if you’d like a discussion on any one of those topics.

I take it back, you are absolutely consistent. 

[Red Phoenix]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Surely some of you potty mouths have had your accounts suspended before.  (Apparently, it's not allowed to call George Osborne a cunt and tell him to fuck off and die).

 

I've fallen into some shit loop where every time I click the links that are supposed to allow me to appeal this bullshit  (or even find out why I've been suspended or for how long) it just dumps me back to where I started.  Real Kafka shit.

 

Anyone got a clue how I can get back to normal?

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Surely some of you potty mouths have had your accounts suspended before.  (Apparently, it's not allowed to call George Osborne a cunt and tell him to fuck off and die).

 

I've fallen into some shit loop where every time I click the links that are supposed to allow me to appeal this bullshit  (or even find out why I've been suspended or for how long) it just dumps me back to where I started.  Real Kafka shit.

 

Anyone got a clue how I can get back to normal?

go to your home profile page the. Help centre. Then one of the drop downs has help with suspended accounts. Then in amongst the jargon is a link to appeal it. You will then get an email telling you that your account won’t be reinstated. No chance after that. Cunts have banned me about 8 times. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

go to your home profile page the. Help centre. Then one of the drop downs has help with suspended accounts. Then in amongst the jargon is a link to appeal it. You will then get an email telling you that your account won’t be reinstated. No chance after that. Cunts have banned me about 8 times. 

Yup.

 

Done all that and keep ending up back where I started. I wouldn't mind so much if there was any human interaction and I could tell them I stand by every word. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'm serving another week long ban atm.

 

Some supposed Red asked if it was wrong that he'd like to shag the arse off Priti fucking Patel, I told him that he deserves to be soundly beaten and the soft cunt goes running to fucking Twitter.

 

I still can't get my head around that at all.

[ZonkoVille77]

I got banned again recently for saying the world wished Trump had a heart attack. I appealed asking them to prove me wrong. I'm still suspended. The cunts.

 

Have a new account now so I'm the winner. 

[Dr Nowt]

Surprised and disappointed to hear about these.

 

I’ve even told Piers Morgan he was going to be the world’s first blancmange to ever have a stroke and they still let me stay.

 

They’re basically being racist towards me.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 I stand by every word. 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

Yeah a Tory will have reported that. I’d be very surprised if you got Your account back. 

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

It still gets me the way they call their security briefings COBRA. It's as if they're blatantly telling us to our faces that they are definitely the baddies.

[Rico1304]

‘Cunt’ is verboten on Twitter.  That’s what’s got you banned you cunt. 

[sir roger]

6 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

Cant believe they've taken offence to that, Angry. 

[Red Phoenix]

I think that's one of the worst things about twitter, seeing so many complete bastards waffling shit so often, so much of it is a total sewer so it's infuriating at times and really hard not to get sucked into it. If I do I try to use sarcasm and point out how fucking stupid their arguments are instead of namecalling, because if I just said what's on my mind after scrolling through so many subjects with idiots all over the place I'd probably be banned really quickly.

 

Strange how you can have government people on twitter directly responsible for so much death and suffering but as soon as someone types somethig like "fuck off and die" a line has been crossed. There's no understanding that lives have been ruined and ended so abuse will naturally follow, but government psychopaths are free to carry on spewing their shite and propaganda as usual.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

‘Cunt’ is verboten on Twitter.  That’s what’s got you banned you cunt. 

I think "fuck off and die" might have got them a bit miffed, too.

[cloggypop]

Might be a good time to get out anyway

 

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/feb/29/paul-singer-elliott-management-twitter-jack-dorsey?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

[Mudface]

7 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

‘Cunt’ is verboten on Twitter.  That’s what’s got you banned you cunt. 

Gendered insult. Stupid twats.

[easytoslip]

Don’t really know about twitter but was directed to it when reading an article on Liverpool v Watford , a couple of whoever posted that Klopp should of ripped Salah off , whatever that means?, another said Salah we are through and about time we got rid, his name was Salah Cream, this confirms to me that Social Media is a playground for sad cunts.

Some bird said to me the other day that she had thousands of followers, what for I thought, I think some people on it try to fabricate a celebrity status of some kind without having any talent etc which is pretty sad , the word celebrity is a cunt of a word these days.

[Leyton388]

I've recently gone on Twitter and now wish I hadn't. Even found out what Rosebudding is thanks to someone retweeting. 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

I've recently gone on Twitter and now wish I hadn't. Even found out what Rosebudding is thanks to someone retweeting. 

I take it that's more Prolapse Party than Citizen Kane?

[Leyton388]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

I take it that's more Prolapse Party than Citizen Kane?

Bang on. 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Leyton388 said:

Bang on. 

The sort of horror porn that's funny to watch when you're absolutely hammered and it's 4 am. Then you get flashbacks of it later on and hope the hangover kills you as you don't want to live in a world where this can happen.