Comfort food

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

And if the doner meat on the spit is only about an inch thick, surrounding a massive maggot's nest throughout the middle.

Served by a fella who is smoking with one eye on you and the other on your bird 

[clockspeed]

27 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

It only a proper doner if it’s all of those things as well as being dropped on a disgusting floor, rolled along said floor to the grill and reheated several times over the course of a week or two. And it’s got chilli sauce. 

 I actually saw a delivery van driver drop a donner on the road no packaging on it and proceed to pick up and take into shop. University area so clients probably drunkenly enjoyed later. Gets a good old roasting on that has fired spit anyway. Would be more concerned what is in it than how it is cooked.

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

It only a proper doner if it’s all of those things as well as being dropped on a disgusting floor, rolled along said floor to the grill and reheated several times over the course of a week or two. And it’s got chilli sauce. 

If you haven't got the galloping shits the next day, you're well within your rights to ask for a refund. 

[Elite]

4 hours ago, Mudface said:

And if the doner meat on the spit is only about an inch thick, surrounding a massive maggot's nest throughout the middle.

That's nearly put me off Kebabs for life but not quite.

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

That's nearly put me off Kebabs for life but not quite.

It's been reported to have happened in a couple of places after inspections. There's probably more nutrition in the maggots to be fair.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

It's been reported to have happened in a couple of places after inspections. There's probably more nutrition in the maggots to be fair.

They probably class it as a mixed kebab if there's maggots in with the meat.

[Mudface]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

They probably class it as a mixed kebab if there's maggots in with the meat.

They're known as a munchy box up here, judging by the looks of them.

[Lee909]

21 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Just been shopping so tomorrow dinner is Gordon Ramsey orange fried duck breast with spiced orange and cranberry sauce with Swede apricot and ginger bake from a Leon vegetarian cookbook I found in local oxfam

Just about done

Going to thicken the sauce a touch

 

Never want to eat after cooking 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Just about done

Going to thicken the sauce a touch

 

Never want to eat after cooking 

 

 

 

That looks lovely. I haven't had meat in 20 days now (apart from Fish) and most days I'm fine but some days I want a cow to just knock on the door so I can eat the bastard. Or a duck. Or a pig. Or a bear. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Gordon Ramsey orange fried duck breast with spiced orange and cranberry sauce with Swede apricot and ginger bake from a Leon vegetarian cookbook I found in local oxfam is not comfort food. Post some cheese on toast or fuck off to the Foodie Thread. 

[Bjornebye]

Hahaha

[Red Phoenix]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Gordon Ramsey orange fried duck breast with spiced orange and cranberry sauce with Swede apricot and ginger bake from a Leon vegetarian cookbook I found in local oxfam is not comfort food. Post some cheese on toast or fuck off to the Foodie Thread. 

 

Just had hummus on toast, was awesome.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Just had hummus on toast, was awesome.

You dirty bastard. 

[Red Phoenix]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You dirty bastard. 

 

Am a big hummus fan, think it goes on/with almost anything.

[Red Phoenix]

Having minestrone soup with added hummus now too. Maybe not as good as with toast but still nice.

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Just had hummus on toast, was awesome.

Negged for spelling it 'Hummus' instead of 'Houmous'.

 

[Remmie]

7 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

Having minestrone soup with added hummus now too. Maybe not as good as with toast but still nice.

Sounds fucking weird that bud, but won't knock it until I've tried it.

[TheHowieLama]

Hummesshhh

[Bobby Hundreds]

They made a croque monsieur on Masterchef. I nearly licked the TV.

[Red Phoenix]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Sounds fucking weird that bud, but won't knock it until I've tried it.

It is really, and it doesn't look that great either. I'm sometimes lazy with food though so will add some to a quick soup and other stuff for a bit more fat and protein. I think it tastes fine though.

[Bjornebye]

Do you make your own hummus or do you buy it? 

[Red Phoenix]

30 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Do you make your own hummus or do you buy it? 

 

Buy it as I'm shit at making food. This one was an aldi Moroccan one with apricot bits in it (apricot bits went on the toast, not in soup) and spicy apparently, I can't taste spice in much stuff if it's mild though so couldn't taste any of that.

[Elite]

Hummus on toast?

 

They'd turn up their noses at that in PoW camps.

[Lee909]

I like houmous

On toast, no

In soup, fuck no

 

Big plate of crudités, on some kebabs, with steamed broccoli and chicken. Yeah it's great. 

 

Store bought normally go for Sabra

 

 

Don't make my own often

 

[Captain Turdseye]

That firm spells the word different ways!

 

@Remmie @Remmie @Remmie