The weather

[Champ]

It's registering over 50 degrees in my greenhouse. That's quite hot

[Captain Turdseye]

It just started pissing down here. Myself and my bird said “wheyyyy” and I went to the back door and heard loads of my neighbours cheering as well. Two minutes later the rain had stopped. It smells great though.

[RedKnight]

It just started pissing down here. Myself and my bird said “wheyyyy” and I went to the back door and heard loads of my neighbours cheering as well. Two minutes later the rain had stopped. It smells great though.

 

Bet you applaud the pilot when he lands too.

[Dr Nowt]

Bet you applaud the pilot when he lands too.

 

You know that thing lads who should be in a Carling advert do in a pub, when someone drops a glass and it smashes?

 

I was in the supermarket once when someone working there broke some glass...a good half a dozen people stood near her did it in unison.

 

Hideous.

[RedKnight]

You know that thing lads who should be in a Carling advert do in a pub, when someone drops a glass and it smashes?

 

I was in the supermarket once when someone working there broke some glass...a good half a dozen people stood near her did it in unison.

 

Hideous.

 

Grim. It's like the battle cry of Brexit.

[Dr Nowt]

It just started pissing down here. Myself and my bird said “wheyyyy” and I went to the back door and heard loads of my neighbours cheering as well. Two minutes later the rain had stopped. It smells great though.

 

When it started here yesterday I heard the following exchange next door.

 

Him: It's RAINING.

Her: It's what?

Him: Raining.

Her: You're kidding?  * Comes to check *  Oh my god, it really is.

 

Without wanting to be a Michael McIntyre sketch, few weeks of prolonged sunshine for the first time in 40 years and we're all well cocky about it.

[Hand Shandy]

Raining here now (Nottingham).

 

It's lovely.

 

Although I've just let the cat in and she's looking at me as if it's my fault.

[Karl_b]

The veg patch is certainly appreciative of some rain.

[Pidge]

This rain's getting a bit much...

[lifetime fan]

I hope all you fucking idiots who were moaning about ‘its too hot’, ‘it’s too humid’, ‘I can’t cope with this heat’, ‘the heat is different abroad’ are happy now you know nothing cunts.

[Greycellgreen]

I hope all you fucking idiots who were moaning about ‘its too hot’, ‘it’s too humid’, ‘I can’t cope with this heat’, ‘the heat is different abroad’ are happy now you know nothing cunts.

Fucking this. Can’t sit outside in the beer garden now, we’ll I can but I’d get wet.

[Numero Veinticinco]

More than happy with the rain.

[TheBitch]

I'm on nights so it's not really affecting me this weekend but I've planned to camp in the Lakes Wednesday and Thursday if it rains I'll come on here neg Moanero as it's his fault.

 

I'd preemptive neg if I can be arsed getting off mobile.

[Champ]

I'm on nights so it's not really affecting me this weekend but I've planned to camp in the Lakes Wednesday and Thursday if it rains I'll come on here neg Moanero as it's his fault.

 

I'd preemptive neg if I can be arsed getting off mobile.

I have to say I slept all through the night last night for the first time in a month, which was nice, and I liked the biblical storm on Thursday night but it can piss off now.

 

This is all Moanero’s fault isn’t it?

[TheBitch]

I have to say I slept all through the night last night for the first time in a month, which was nice, and I liked the biblical storm on Thursday night but it can piss off now.

 

This is all Moanero’s fault isn’t it?

 

Him and Doin's. 

[Tony Moanero]

I have to say I slept all through the night last night for the first time in a month, which was nice, and I liked the biblical storm on Thursday night but it can piss off now.

 

This is all Moanero’s fault isn’t it?

Stop complaining, Champ, it’s just a bit of rain. Nice and refreshing. Roll on the autumn.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I hope all you fucking idiots who were moaning about ‘its too hot’, ‘it’s too humid’, ‘I can’t cope with this heat’, ‘the heat is different abroad’ are happy now you know nothing cunts.

I was to hot hot and I couldn't give a shiny shite if you and the rest of you sun seeking fucks don;t like to see a bit of rain. I want what I'm comfortable with and the last few weeks have been hell for me. I have enough trouble sleeping at the best of times, so I can well do without anything adding to the problem.

 

Him and Doin's. 

[Tony Moanero]

Dougie D knows.

[Guest]

I hope all you fucking idiots who were moaning about ‘its too hot’, ‘it’s too humid’, ‘I can’t cope with this heat’, ‘the heat is different abroad’ are happy now you know nothing cunts.

The heats's coming back next week*. Hysterical fanny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* That's what the weather people said.

[Lee909]

I'm with Dougie

[RedKnight]

It rains on this island nearly 12 months of the year, we get a bit of sun and people chunter about it. Now it's fucking cold, wet and windy again - fucking crap.

[Tony Moanero]

It rains on this island nearly 12 months of the year, we get a bit of sun and people chunter about it. Now it's fucking cold, wet and windy again - fucking crap.

Cold my arse!

[lifetime fan]

I want what I'm comfortable with...

 

 

You get that for 50 weeks of the year every 5 years!

 

Buy a fan and open he window.

[Dougie Do'ins]

You get that for 50 weeks of the year every 5 years!

 

Buy a fan and open he window.

Don't talk fucking rubbish. I'm hardly a fan of sub zero temperatures either.

[Trumo]

Cold my arse!

 

That's one way to use up that last remaining Mr Freeze that was hanging around the back of the freezer I suppose.