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Family Fortunes


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An animal you cannot fit into a car - elephant

A food that has one or more holes in it - polo

A bad place to fall asleep - bath

Something you lose when you get older - virginity

A sport which involves throwing something - cricket

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of - mum

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen - Devil

A number you might have to memorise - pin number

Something that comes in pairs - socks

An animal with horns - bull

A nickname for a slim person - stick

A famous person known by only one name - Pele

Something associated with Liverpool - F*****ll

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme - Jack

Something a Frenchman would say - Bonjour

A mode of transport you can walk in - Bus

Something you can do on water - Drive a boat

Something with a red light in it - Prostitutes window

Something people might be allergic to - Peanuts

Some famous brothers - Wright

A jacket potato topping - Chilli and cheese

A weapon in the game of Cluedo - Lead pipe

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man - Shirt

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir - Shampoo

Something you put on walls - Paint

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An animal you cannot fit into a car - rhino

A food that has one or more holes in it - emmenthal cheese

A bad place to fall asleep - the driver`s seat

Something you lose when you get older - memory

A sport which involves throwing something - javelin

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of -children

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen - Yetu

A number you might have to memorise - a mobile phone number

Something that comes in pairs - women going to the loo

An animal with horns - goat

A nickname for a slim person - beanpole

A famous person known by only one name - Banksy

Something associated with Liverpool - Brookside

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme - Little boy blue

Something a Frenchman would say - Merde

A mode of transport you can walk in - Boat

Something you can do on water - waterski

Something with a red light in it - brothel

Something people might be allergic to - seafood

Some famous brothers - Wachowski brothers (film directors)

A jacket potato topping - thai curry

A weapon in the game of Cluedo - gun

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man - hat

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir - ashtray

Something you put on walls - Pictures

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An animal you cannot fit into a car - Elephant

A food that has one or more holes in it - Cheese

A bad place to fall asleep - The road

Something you lose when you get older - Your marbles

A sport which involves throwing something - Javelin

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of - Old lady

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen - God

A number you might have to memorise - National insurance

Something that comes in pairs - Shoes

An animal with horns - Triceratops

A nickname for a slim person - Fat cunt

A famous person known by only one name - Madonna

Something associated with Liverpool - F**tball

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme - Jack (& Jill)

Something a Frenchman would say - Bonjour

A mode of transport you can walk in - Aeroplane

Something you can do on water - Sail a boat

Something with a red light in it - Prostitutes place of work

Something people might be allergic to - Nuts

Some famous brothers - Coen

A jacket potato topping - Cheese

A weapon in the game of Cluedo - Candlestick

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man - Hat

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir - Towel

Something you put on walls - Paint

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An animal you cannot fit into a car - horse

A food that has one or more holes in it - cheese

A bad place to fall asleep - train

Something you lose when you get older - hair

A sport which involves throwing something - javelin

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of - mum

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen - loch ness monster

A number you might have to memorise - phone number

Something that comes in pairs - cards in poker

An animal with horns - bull

A nickname for a slim person - skinny

A famous person known by only one name - jordan

Something associated with Liverpool - lfc

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme - jach horner

Something a Frenchman would say - oui

A mode of transport you can walk in - bus

Something you can do on water - waterski

Something with a red light in it - traffic lights

Something people might be allergic to - cats

Some famous brothers - wright bros

A jacket potato topping - cheese

A weapon in the game of Cluedo - rope

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man - hat

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir - robe

Something you put on walls - paint

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An animal you cannot fit into a car Hippo

A food that has one or more holes in it Cheese

A bad place to fall asleep Vulcano

Something you lose when you get older Boner

A sport which involves throwing something Cricket

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of Kids

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen God

A number you might have to memorise Phone number to girldfriend

Something that comes in pairs Shoes

An animal with horns Bull

A nickname for a slim person Skinny

A famous person known by only one name Cher

Something associated with Liverpool Liverbird

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme Sue

Something a Frenchman would say Merde

A mode of transport you can walk in Train

Something you can do on water Ski

Something with a red light in it Bulb

Something people might be allergic to Nuts

Some famous brothers The blues brothers

A jacket potato topping Bacon

A weapon in the game of Cluedo ?

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man Scarf

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir Towel

Something you put on walls Paintings

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An animal you cannot fit into a car Horse

A food that has one or more holes in it Bagel

A bad place to fall asleep In a skip

Something you lose when you get older Hair

A sport which involves throwing something Javelin

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of Your nan

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen Yeti

A number you might have to memorise Credit card

Something that comes in pairs Socks

An animal with horns Bull

A nickname for a slim person Skinny

A famous person known by only one name Madonna

Something associated with Liverpool The Beatles

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme Jack from Jack and Jill

Something a Frenchman would say Bonjour

A mode of transport you can walk in Plane

Something you can do on water Surf

Something with a red light in it Traffic light

Something people might be allergic to Nuts

Some famous brothers The Gallagher brothers

A jacket potato topping Beans

A weapon in the game of Cluedo Pipe

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man Jumper

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir Towels

Something you put on walls Painting

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Hey all,

 

Some of you might remember I did the same thing around this time last year.

 

Basically, I'm going to a mate's for New Year's (food, drinks and games), and he's asked me to be in charge of games. So I'm doing Family Fortunes - minus the humongous prick that is Vernon Kay.

 

To do this, I'm trying to gather my own data - mainly just so I can say the words "My survey says" - and I was wondering, if anyone has a free minute, if you can take the time to give me answers for each of these.

 

One answer for each; just the first thing that comes into your head; remember, there is no right or wrong answer.

 

Well there is, but it can't be worse than some I've had so far... can it?

 

Cheers in advance all,

 

Dave

 

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An animal you cannot fit into a car - Elephant

A food that has one or more holes in it - Cheese

A bad place to fall asleep - Driving

Something you lose when you get older - Your Marbles

A sport which involves throwing something - American football

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of - Your Boss

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen God

A number you might have to memorise - Phone number

Something that comes in pairs - Balls

An animal with horns - Goat

A nickname for a slim person - Skinny

A famous person known by only one name - Sting

Something associated with Liverpool The Beatles

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme - Little Jack Horner

Something a Frenchman would say - I surrender

A mode of transport you can walk in - Bus

Something you can do on water - Ski

Something with a red light in it - A brothel

Something people might be allergic to Bee Sting

Some famous brothers - The osmonds

A jacket potato topping -"cheese and beans

A weapon in the game of Cluedo - Candlestick

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man Socks

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir Towel

Something you put on walls

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An animal you cannot fit into a car Rhino

A food that has one or more holes in it Doughnut

A bad place to fall asleep Pub

Something you lose when you get older Hair

A sport which involves throwing something Javelin

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of Pope

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen God

A number you might have to memorise PIN

Something that comes in pairs Shoes

An animal with horns Ram

A nickname for a slim person Worms

A famous person known by only one name Madonna

Something associated with Liverpool Fo*tball

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme Jack

Something a Frenchman would say I fart in your general direction

A mode of transport you can walk in Train

Something you can do on water Swim

Something with a red light in it Traffic lights

Something people might be allergic to Peanut

Some famous brothers Grimm

A jacket potato topping Cream

A weapon in the game of Cluedo Candlestick

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man Socks

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir Bathrobe

Something you put on walls Posters

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An animal you cannot fit into a car : elephant

A food that has one or more holes in it cheese

A bad place to fall asleep mountain edge

Something you lose when you get older hair

A sport which involves throwing something discuss

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of priest

Someone or something whose existence has never been seen Santa

A number you might have to memorise phone

Something that comes in pairs shoes

An animal with horns buffalo

A nickname for a slim person skinnymajinks

A famous person known by only one name Pele

Something associated with Liverpool Beatles

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme Jack Horner

Something a Frenchman would say Bonjour

A mode of transport you can walk in aeroplane :whoops:

Something you can do on water ski

Something with a red light in it brothel :whistle:

Something people might be allergic to nuts

Some famous brothers Grimm

A jacket potato topping beans & cheese

A weapon in the game of Cluedo candle stick

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man shirt

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir towels

Something you put on walls wallpaper

 

Did these without looking any further than this first post and naming the first (not best) things that came to mind.

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