Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

[VladimirIlyich 9,637]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It was more beans related 

Even worse.

[Shooter in the Motor 8,565]

I thought this was a prank version of events but it's actually footage of the guy who passed away jumping into Chelsea River. Quite what it's doing on a twitter page UKCopHumour is anyone's guess because it's a million miles away from humour.

 

https://twitter.com/UKCopHumour/status/1533364295182036992?s=20&t=YRtstRWKo2MS4_0libGo9g

[alles ist gut 4,703]

 

[littletedwest 3,299]

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/elephant-odisha-woman-corpse-india-b2099097.html

 

Woman trampled to death by elephant that returns to trample her again at her funeral 

[Bjornebye 33,812]

9 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/elephant-odisha-woman-corpse-india-b2099097.html

 

Woman trampled to death by elephant that returns to trample her again at her funeral 

It must have fucking hated her with a passion 

[Shooter in the Motor 8,565]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It must have fucking hated her with a passion 

Elephants NEVER forget.

[Bjornebye 33,812]

4 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Elephants NEVER forget.

I wonder what she did to it. I see they’ve left that part quiet. Rats 

[Shooter in the Motor 8,565]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I wonder what she did to it. I see they’ve left that part quiet. Rats 

It's a mystery, but can you tell Boris Johnson that there's an elephant that wants to play with him?

[Bjornebye 33,812]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

It's a mystery, but can you tell Boris Johnson that there's an elephant that wants to play with him?

I’ve got a lion lined up for him 

[Shooter in the Motor 8,565]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I’ve got a lion lined up for him 

With Boris' hair the lion will probably expect a blow job.

[Bjornebye 33,812]

 

"Fetch the ball? Fetch your leg you cheeky cunt" 

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad 2,995]

13 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Elephants NEVER forget.

A bit like my missus 

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,542]

The poor fucker's dead, no need to rub it in about him being unpopular.

[VladimirIlyich 9,637]

On 13/06/2022 at 11:08, Harry's Lad said:

A bit like my missus 

Which part?

[Harry's Lad 2,995]

23 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Which part?

Things that happened over 35 years ago can be thrown at you no matter how innocuous.

She NEVER forgets.

 

[Section_31 25,177]

She's milking this a bit IMO.

 

 

A woman was airlifted to hospita l after being trampled by cows during a country walk.

Margaret Donlon had six broken ribs, a torn liver and a collapsed lung as a result of the attack.

Her husband managed to fight off the farm beasts and lead her to safety.

But Margaret said: “They would have killed me, I know they would have killed me, if he had had not been there.”

[Babb'sBurstNad 12,129]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She's milking this a bit IMO.

 

 

A woman was airlifted to hospita l after being trampled by cows during a country walk.

Margaret Donlon had six broken ribs, a torn liver and a collapsed lung as a result of the attack.

Her husband managed to fight off the farm beasts and lead her to safety.

But Margaret said: “They would have killed me, I know they would have killed me, if he had had not been there.”

Repped in the assumption that pun was intended. Milking it.

 

A relative of mine got trampled by cows, and it was good material for puns for weeks. Bet she's cheesed off, in udder pain, have you herd that one before, etc.

[Bjornebye 33,812]

She should have mooved out the way 

[Section_31 25,177]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She should have mooved out the way 

Bull.

[Trumo 16,200]

On 13/06/2022 at 11:06, Bjornebye said:

 

"Fetch the ball? Fetch your leg you cheeky cunt" 

 

 

 

 

Snappy Doo.

[halewood pete 3,819]

[Section_31 25,177]

Poor Frank again.

[Creator Supreme 1,737]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Poor Frank again.

I'd be getting a complex if I was him, frigging ridiculous!