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I thought this was a prank version of events but it's actually footage of the guy who passed away jumping into Chelsea River. Quite what it's doing on a twitter page UKCopHumour is anyone's guess because it's a million miles away from humour.

 

https://twitter.com/UKCopHumour/status/1533364295182036992?s=20&t=YRtstRWKo2MS4_0libGo9g

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4 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Elephants NEVER forget.

I wonder what she did to it. I see they’ve left that part quiet. Rats 

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Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

It's a mystery, but can you tell Boris Johnson that there's an elephant that wants to play with him?

I’ve got a lion lined up for him 

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23 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Which part?

Things that happened over 35 years ago can be thrown at you no matter how innocuous.

She NEVER forgets.

 

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She's milking this a bit IMO.

 

 

A woman was airlifted to hospita l after being trampled by cows during a country walk.

Margaret Donlon had six broken ribs, a torn liver and a collapsed lung as a result of the attack.

Her husband managed to fight off the farm beasts and lead her to safety.

But Margaret said: “They would have killed me, I know they would have killed me, if he had had not been there.”

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10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She's milking this a bit IMO.

 

 

A woman was airlifted to hospita l after being trampled by cows during a country walk.

Margaret Donlon had six broken ribs, a torn liver and a collapsed lung as a result of the attack.

Her husband managed to fight off the farm beasts and lead her to safety.

But Margaret said: “They would have killed me, I know they would have killed me, if he had had not been there.”

Repped in the assumption that pun was intended. Milking it.

 

A relative of mine got trampled by cows, and it was good material for puns for weeks. Bet she's cheesed off, in udder pain, have you herd that one before, etc.

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