Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

[Aventus]

 

 

[Strontium]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/cyclist-taken-to-hospital-after-crashing-into-bed-of-cacti-in-argentina/vi-BB1aGMgO

[Section_31]

Probably not very PC to laugh at Tourettes these days but the first time I saw this I was hyperventilating. 

 

"Glass-blowing bastards."

 

"This is a robbery!"

 

 

[General Dryness]

And of course the all time classic. 

 

 

[Section_31]

[Trumo]

44 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

# Timmeh!

And the Lords of the Underworld!...#

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 26/01/2021 at 04:43, Section_31 said:

Seen this happen at a few festivals, never one with Simone Migs in the crowd though.

 

7 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

Got sent this one this

morning, along with quite a few on the auld fella with his 100 laps.

[Section_31]

Katie price on the telly before, apparently she broke both her feet and was talking about how she did it. On holiday in Turkey she ran and jumped over a wall but didn't realise there was a 20ft  drop on the other side. No great animosity to her personally, but fucking hell I wish someone had filmed it.

[Total Longo]

14 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Katie price on the telly before, apparently she broke both her feet and was talking about how she did it. On holiday in Turkey she ran and jumped over a wall but didn't realise there was a 20ft  drop on the other side. No great animosity to her personally, but fucking hell I wish someone had filmed it.

Equally as amusing as this (i.e. very)

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/stirling-moss-falls-three-floors-down-lift-shaft-1918160.html

[Rico1304]

My old man went on a football tour to the Isle of Man in the 70’s. In one game the ball went over a wall and a player jumped over to fetch it. He landed in a cabbage patch and threw one over as a joke. A player headed it and fractured his skull.  The guy who threw it got a sine die

[Rico1304]

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[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Total Longo said:

Equally as amusing as this (i.e. very)

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/stirling-moss-falls-three-floors-down-lift-shaft-1918160.html

Not as funny as the Jordan one, because she's a,vapid oxygen stealing cunt. I take it this is funny because Stirling Moss said something unpalatable?

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

My old man went on a football tour to the Isle of Man in the 70’s. In one game the ball went over a wall and a player jumped over to fetch it. He landed in a cabbage patch and threw one over as a joke. A player headed it and fractured his skull.  The guy who threw it got a sine die

Must have been a terrible gardener.

[Evelyn Tentions]

This silly slapper ran out of product to use on her hair so she used Gorilla Glue. Obviously didn't bother to read the label.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/09/gorilla-glue-girl-hair-tiktok

[Total Longo]

3 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Not as funny as the Jordan one, because she's a,vapid oxygen stealing cunt. I take it this is funny because Stirling Moss said something unpalatable?

No, its just funny that he stepped into his own lift shaft and didn't realise that the lift wasn't actually there.

 

I mean, i don't know about you, but it seems a prerequisite that every time you step into a lift you would ensure that the actual thing is there.

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Total Longo said:

No, its just funny that he stepped into his own lift shaft and didn't realise that the lift wasn't actually there.

 

I mean, i don't know about you, but it seems a prerequisite that every time you step into a lift you would ensure that the actual thing is there.

You'd think that would be key to the strategy of getting in a lift. 

 

Wasn't having a go, just wondering if he'd turned out to be a bit of a cunt like a lot of old celebrities do. 

[manwiththestick]

9 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Katie price on the telly before, apparently she broke both her feet and was talking about how she did it. On holiday in Turkey she ran and jumped over a wall but didn't realise there was a 20ft  drop on the other side. No great animosity to her personally, but fucking hell I wish someone had filmed it.

Pity it was only 20ft.

[VladimirIlyich]

16 hours ago, Total Longo said:

No, its just funny that he stepped into his own lift shaft and didn't realise that the lift wasn't actually there.

 

I mean, i don't know about you, but it seems a prerequisite that every time you step into a lift you would ensure that the actual thing is there.

Maybe he'd just forgotten that he'd had it installed? As you do,like.

[Total Longo]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Maybe he'd just forgotten that he'd had it installed? As you do,like.

My money is on a midnight snack craving. The butler had "retired" for the night and old Stirling fancied a cucumber sandwich, half in a daze he stepped into the lift and the lift wasn't there.  It happens to us all. 

[littletedwest]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9253095/Moment-Royal-Mail-postman-leaves-pensioner-lying-snow-hes-knackered-pick-up.html

[Trumo]

17 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9253095/Moment-Royal-Mail-postman-leaves-pensioner-lying-snow-hes-knackered-pick-up.html

 

I think he can expect the sack.

[General Dryness]

19 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9253095/Moment-Royal-Mail-postman-leaves-pensioner-lying-snow-hes-knackered-pick-up.html

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

19 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9253095/Moment-Royal-Mail-postman-leaves-pensioner-lying-snow-hes-knackered-pick-up.html

What the fuck is wrong with people!

 

Making snow angels at her age.

[Kevin D]

Charisma Carpenter statement about Joss Whedon being a prick. I don't know who wrote it, but the 6th paragraph is objectively funny, as is the line "And callously calling me "fat" to my colleagues, when I was 4 months pregnant"