Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

[Trumo]

The family are said to be in bits. Just like her then.

[Rico1304]

 

[Bjornebye]

Gingers. 

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Gingers. 

Attn DaveU re Bjornebye

 

Not for the gingers comment, just because he's a cunt.

[Rico1304]

The kid being thrown off the roof of the Tate Modern.  I mean, who the fuck would ever imagine that’s how they were going to die? 

[manwiththestick]

43 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

The kid being thrown off the roof of the Tate Modern.  I mean, who the fuck would ever imagine that’s how they were going to die? 

Just read about that, fucking hell. Luckily the six year old seems to have survived the fall but what possesses a person to throw a stranger, let alone a child off a balcony?

[Dr Nowt]

It’s that Jonatton Yeah prick Damien Hirst’s latest piece.

 

As usual he got some 17 year old intern to perform the work for him.

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

The kid being thrown off the roof of the Tate Modern.  I mean, who the fuck would ever imagine that’s how they were going to die? 

I know. If I was going to pick one of them to die in it would be Madame Tussauds. I accidentally get locked in over-night and they all come alive. Jennifer Lawrence fucks me until I die of exhaustion. 

 

Is that too much to ask ? 

[Dougie Do'ins]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I know. If I was going to pick one of them to die in it would be Madame Tussauds. I accidentally get locked in over-night and they all come alive. Jennifer Lawrence fucks me until I die of exhaustion. 

 

Is that too much to ask ? 

Waxing lyrical there Stig.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Waxing lyrical there Stig.

Time stands still for no man 

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I know. If I was going to pick one of them to die in it would be Madame Tussauds. I accidentally get locked in over-night and they all come alive. Jennifer Lawrence fucks me until I die of exhaustion. 

 

Is that too much to ask ? 

“The Jennifer waxwork wasn’t available tonight, but we’ve provided another of our most popular installations to help you achieve your fantasy.”

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve shagged worse. 

[SammyAftershave]

Today?

[Mook]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I know. If I was going to pick one of them to die in it would be Madame Tussauds. I accidentally get locked in over-night and they all come alive. Jennifer Lawrence fucks me until I die of exhaustion. 

 

Is that too much to ask ? 

Bad enough that you watch Cocktail & Top Gun but Mannequin too? For fucks sake, Stig.

[cloggypop]

11 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

It’s that Jonatton Yeah prick Damien Hirst’s latest piece.

 

As usual he got some 17 year old intern to perform the work for him.

Yeah, I mean I like some performance art and pushing boundaries can be interesting but occasionally it goes a little too far for me. 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Mook said:

Bad enough that you watch Cocktail & Top Gun but Mannequin too? For fucks sake, Stig.

Don’t you dare knock Cocktail 

[Mudface]

Werewolf babies.

 

Quote

 

Babies develop 'werewolf syndrome’ after medicine mix-up in Spain

Authorities say there are 17 known cases so far after hair loss treatment mistakenly put in reflux medicine bottles

Spanish authorities said the ‘werewolf syndrome’ was expected to wear off after children stopped taking the drug. 
At least 17 children developed so-called “werewolf syndrome” after a major medicine mix-up, Spain’s health ministry has said.

 

The children – some of them babies – began growing hair all over their body after being given what was thought to be omeprazole, a drug that helps with gastric reflux.

 

After investigating, authorities discovered the treatment actually contained minoxidil, a medication used for the treatment of hair loss.

 

The health minister, Maria Luisa Carcedo, said on Wednesday they found that the bad batches came from a laboratory that had “put this medication [minoxidil] in a container that was marked omeprazole” and distributed it to pharmacies as such.

 

The children are now suffering from the rare condition known as hypertrichosis, which causes abnormal hair growth.

It is unclear how the laboratory FarmaQuimica Sur, a supplier of active ingredients and pharmaceuticals based in the southern city of Malaga, made the mistake, which emerged in June.

 

A health ministry spokesman said the 17 children affected so far were in the northern region of Cantabria, Andalusia in the south and Valencia in the east.

 

In a statement, the ministry said the condition was expected to reverse after the children stopped taking the drug, which has been withdrawn from the market.

 

Carcedo said the laboratory had been closed as a precaution.

 

A spokeswoman for Andalusia’s health department said the four affected children in the southern region – three babies and a seven-year-old – were doing well.

 

 

[Rico1304]

13 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Werewolf babies.

 

 

Luckily they are alright noooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

[Dr Nowt]

I’m on Omeprazole. Wondered why I had eyebrows on my cheeks.

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

I’m on Omeprazole. Wondered why I had eyebrows on my cheeks.

My missus is on omeprazole. Wondered why she shaves her legs with a scythe.

[Trumo]

An Andalucian Werewolf in Alicante.

[Bjornebye]

An Asthmatic Werewolf in Arundel 

[Dr Nowt]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

My missus is on omeprazole. Wondered why she shaves her legs with a scythe.

It’s a proton pump inhibitor, El Generale.

 

That adds nothing to the exchange, I just love the sound of it.

[TheHowieLama]

His hair was perfect

[Alan Sex]

Nothing inhibits my proton pump. Nothing.