Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 10/1/2018 at 10:31 AM, Bjornebye said:

Nah he did a sound thing. Fair play to him. he wore better attire than the cunt in lonsdale trainees anyway. 

Stuck on Songs in A&E last night - record 1 side a, absolutely sterling work blasting out the yamahas.

fone of my favourite tracks on the album is soul on fire, however it contains the line:

I’ve got two little arms to hold on tight and I want to take you higher

and for some reason, every time I hear it, I picture Jason pierce with quite literally 2 little arms.

obviously if this was a song about or by someone with thalidomide related conditions it wouldn’t be funny, but it’s not, it’s by a bloke with 2 standard regulation size arms.

[VladimirIlyich]

Lack of 'fore' sight.

[ZonkoVille77]

9 hours ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

Stuck on Songs in A&E last night - record 1 side a, absolutely sterling work blasting out the yamahas.

fone of my favourite tracks on the album is soul on fire, however it contains the line:

I’ve got two little arms to hold on tight and I want to take you higher

and for some reason, every time I hear it, I picture Jason pierce with quite literally 2 little arms.

obviously if this was a song about or by someone with thalidomide related conditions it wouldn’t be funny, but it’s not, it’s by a bloke with 2 standard regulation size arms.

 

Off to hell for you, Arty

[SammyAftershave]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Lack of 'fore' sight.

Eyeless in Giza.

[Section_31]

BBC News - Man, 102, stuck on roof in Devon for three days
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45972639

[Mendoza]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/staff-tui-hotel-create-horrifying-13701501

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, Mendoza said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/staff-tui-hotel-create-horrifying-13701501

Saw that

Fucking crazy

 

 

Makes you laugh though that the woman who organised it and was horrified and hquickly removed it so the parents would see, remembered to take pics and sell the story to the press where the parents would see

[Strontium]

Yeah, as soon as I saw that I thought of this thread.

 

Impressed that the woman concerned managed to get compo without even putting on a compo face.

[Lee909]

Hard to beat a good compo face some times

[VladimirIlyich]

Hard to beat a good compo face some times

[Captain Turdseye]

Dropped my daughters off at school this morning and some toddler tripped over face first whilst running around. I normally wince at stuff like that but there was just something about the way he went down that immediately tickled me. The mum turned round, saw me laughing and gave me a death stare. I don’t think we’ll be becoming friends any time soon. 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Mendoza said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/staff-tui-hotel-create-horrifying-13701501

Holy fuck, looks like a Purps scarecrow for St Helens meatheads.

[Harry Squatter]

Some fella in work who has little or no awareness of anything was reading about tories opening food banks and just blurted out at his desk in front of a load of women "Fucking Tory twats opening foodbanks. It's like Iker Turner or Sutcliffe opening a shelter for abused women". The place went silent but I wanted to laugh my head off.

[TheBitch]

On 10/25/2018 at 5:15 PM, Section_31 said:

BBC News - Man, 102, stuck on roof in Devon for three days
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45972639

"The man, named locally as Ron Easton"

 

Well, is that his fucking name or what?

[TheBitch]

3 hours ago, Mendoza said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/staff-tui-hotel-create-horrifying-13701501

"The haunting tribute was complete with a can of lager and tears on its face."

 

Struggling to make out what lager it was?

[Lee909]

16 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Some fella in work who has little or no awareness of anything was reading about tories opening food banks and just blurted out at his desk in front of a load of women "Fucking Tory twats opening foodbanks. It's like Iker Turner or Sutcliffe opening a shelter for abused women". The place went silent but I wanted to laugh my head off.

Oh that's fucking superb

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

"The haunting tribute was complete with a can of lager and tears on its face."

 

Struggling to make out what lager it was?

 

I believe it is Red Stripe.

[TheBitch]

Just now, Strontium Dog said:

 

I believe it is Red Stripe.

I thought that, tbh. I just wanted clarification. It's a very Caribbean beer served in a white can with a red stripe.

[sir roger]

14 hours ago, TheBitch said:

I thought that, tbh. I just wanted clarification. It's a very Caribbean beer served in a white can with a red stripe.

To be fair, to complete the respectfulness of the scene the stripes were painted over in black.

[Section_31]

A man faces deportation to Malaysia, where homosexuality is illegal, after the Home Office said it did not believe he was gay – suggesting it was suspicious that he did not have a boyfriend.

Yew Fook Sam, also known as Sam, claims he will be persecuted and imprisoned for his sexuality if he is deported to Malaysia

[Aventus]

There's a down syndrome kid on Hollyoaks that cracks me up, she completely distracts from whatever else is happening on screen, there's sometimes important dialogue going on and she's fucking about and looking around all over the place, fuck knows what the other takes looked like if that's what they end up putting on screen. 

 

I'm all for diversity and whatever on TV, but it must be a nightmare to deal with not only a child, but one that also has mental deficiencies. 

 

And don't judge me for watching Hollyoaks. 

[Harry Squatter]

There was a Downs Syndrome girl in the civil service department mybmate used to work in. Jack Straw was the Home Secretary at the time and came up to visit this office. There was a big meeting with him where he thanked the department for meeting a very tight deadline.

 

He then started talking to the crowd about future expansion and tye political climate. This Down Syndrome girl sat on a chair right at the front and started twisting round on her chair shouting "boring, boring, boring". Everyone else wanted to piss themselves laughing but had to keep a straight face while the Home Secretary was there. Apparently he wasn't impressed.

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Aventus said:

There's a down syndrome kid on Hollyoaks that cracks me up, she completely distracts from whatever else is happening on screen, there's sometimes important dialogue going on and she's fucking about and looking around all over the place, fuck knows what the other takes looked like if that's what they end up putting on screen. 

 

I'm all for diversity and whatever on TV, but it must be a nightmare to deal with not only a child, but one that also has mental deficiencies. 

 

And don't judge me for watching Hollyoaks. 

That is the worst thing about it. You should be fucking ashamed. 

[General Dryness]

I didn't even know Hollyoaks was still on. I'm fucking stunned that theres a TV executive that's a big enough knobend to continue sanctioning it's funding.

[Lee909]

Bog eyed girl where I work. 

Had to cover a day shift the other month in the post room amd opened the hatch and got the fucking shock of my life. Had to turn round grab the mail and get the hatch shut. 

 

Felt like a twat but completely unexpected.