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3 minutes ago, Butch said:

Ffs. Skip to 18 minutes for tits. 

Well I could have linked to the Pornhub edit, I suppose. To be fair, it takes me a good quarter of an hour to collect all the paraphernalia needed for a good hard wank, lube, sandpaper, pliers, chisel, I'm a gentleman ffs, either do it properly or don't bother. I do have an emergency toss kit, but then you've got to get the missus out the house, send the kids up the chippie, make sure the dog isn't going to disturb the neighbours again because the poor little lamb's frightened of daddy and his foaming mouth.

 

I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, HARDCORE FILTH FROM THE FIRST SECOND? I GET A FULL FRONTAL VIDEO OF CONNIE BOOTH AND IT'S NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH? CUNTS. I HOPE YOU ALL BURN.

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29 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Well I could have linked to the Pornhub edit, I suppose. To be fair, it takes me a good quarter of an hour to collect all the paraphernalia needed for a good hard wank, lube, sandpaper, pliers, chisel, I'm a gentleman ffs, either do it properly or don't bother. I do have an emergency toss kit, but then you've got to get the missus out the house, send the kids up the chippie, make sure the dog isn't going to disturb the neighbours again because the poor little lamb's frightened of daddy and his foaming mouth.

 

I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, HARDCORE FILTH FROM THE FIRST SECOND? I GET A FULL FRONTAL VIDEO OF CONNIE BOOTH AND IT'S NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH? CUNTS. I HOPE YOU ALL BURN.

 

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