Owls

[Strontium]

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Not pictured: pea green boat.

[Mook]

We're taking the wee one to see some owls tomorrow, I'm well excited, I don't think I've ever seen an owl in real life.

 

Owls.

[cloggypop]

We're taking the wee one to see some owls tomorrow, I'm well excited, I don't think I've ever seen an owl in real life.

 

Owls.

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[cloggypop]

We're taking the wee one to see some owls tomorrow, I'm well excited, I don't think I've ever seen an owl in real life.

 

Owls.

The highlight of my cousin getting married was meeting 2 owls. He had one bring the ring flying down the aisle. I met the owl handler later and got to stroke one of them. The softest thing I have ever touched. Amazing.

[Mook]

The highlight of my cousin getting married was meeting 2 owls. He had one bring the ring flying down the aisle. I met the owl handler later and got to stroke one of them. The softest thing I have ever touched. Amazing.

 

 

Fucking yes, this is what I'm looking forward to.

 

I want to meet the owls & see what they're saying about shit.

[Strontium]

We're taking the wee one to see some owls tomorrow, I'm well excited, I don't think I've ever seen an owl in real life.

 

Owls.

They're a bugger to see in the wild cos they mostly come out at night, mostly. Think I've seen five species but three of those were daylight hunters and one was trying to have a kip and getting harassed by smaller birds.

 

Ace birds.

[Chip Butty]

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A Bath Towl

[TheBitch]

We're taking the wee one to see some owls tomorrow, I'm well excited, I don't think I've ever seen an owl in real life.

 

Owls.

[Mook]

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[cloggypop]

Repped for finding a picture of Edgar Summertyme out the Stairs with an owl.

[neko]

[Chip Butty]

On 8/12/2017 at 10:44 PM, Elite said:

Owls may look nice but they are vicious little cunts and great predators.

Very true. Polite carnivorous never really get anywhere. 

[General Dryness]

On 8/14/2017 at 4:02 AM, Mook said:

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Ever seen a man ram a large owl up his arse?

[Bjornebye]

Johnny Vaughan told a funny story on Radio X about an Owl. Some fella had been tasked with picking an owl up from some sanctuary in Scotland and bringing it to another one down south. The Owl was a big fucker and somehow managed to get out of its crate in the back. The fella was driving down the motorway when he looked in the mirror and the Owl was stood behind him staring at him. As he has glanced round the owl kicked off on him and he has ended up having a fight with the fucking thing while driving. 

[TheBitch]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Johnny Vaughan told a funny story on Radio X about an Owl. Some fella had been tasked with picking an owl up from some sanctuary in Scotland and bringing it to another one down south. The Owl was a big fucker and somehow managed to get out of its crate in the back. The fella was driving down the motorway when he looked in the mirror and the Owl was stood behind him staring at him. As he has glanced round the owl kicked off on him and he has ended up having a fight with the fucking thing while driving. 

 

Fuck that, imagine looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a big evil owl staring back at you.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

 

Fuck that, imagine looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a big evil owl staring back at you.

I know. Fuck. That. Evil cunts to a man. Staring bastards. 

[Strontium]

26 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Fuck that, imagine looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a big evil owl staring back at you.

 

That's reality for Roy Hodgson's chauffeur.

[Mook]

 

[Mendoza]

https://twitter.com/xxlfunny1/status/1056528550554206209

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Mendoza said:

https://twitter.com/xxlfunny1/status/1056528550554206209

Some cracking videos on that page mate 

[neko]

[Mook]

Some owl prog.

 

 

 

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