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Ant and Dec


Redder Lurtz
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"Oooh, I love that ant and dec, they're, like, the new Morcambe and Wise aren't they"

 

No. No they're not. They're like PJ and Duncan. They're a pair of highly irritating, unfunny, geordie fucktards. And the Nintendo ads make me want to boil them in vinegar. What a couple of twats.

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You should introduce them to Wild Bill.

 

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You love your TV partner? You make any noise, you know what happens. I'm gonna kill him instead of you. Understand?

 

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He kill them wi' their love. Wi' their love fo' each other. That's how it is, every day, all over the world.
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They are anything but harmless. They play a major part in ITV's total dumbing down of the public. They're the visual equivalent of the Daily Star. It's thanks to people like these two that the great unwashed are more interested in voting some half-baked celebrity nobody to eat caterpillars than for their own member of parliament. They should be beaten to death with the bloody, dismembered, broken body parts of Simon Cowell.

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They are anything but harmless. They play a major part in ITV's total dumbing down of the public. They're the visual equivalent of the Daily Star. It's thanks to people like these two that the great unwashed are more interested in voting some half-baked celebrity nobody to eat caterpillars than for their own member of parliament. They should be beaten to death with the bloody, dismembered, broken body parts of Simon Cowell.

 

You'll be glad of them when JEDWARD become the new presenters on everything..mark my words!!!

 

In all fairness I think they seem pretty sound, I reckon they'd be top lads if you met them. There's far worse on TV at the moment.

 

Very true - I like them .. not in a get your kit off, kind of way.. although I defo would.. but theydomake me smile from time to time!!

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They live near my dad's. When I lived at home I used to see them down this quiet boozer (where they were left alone) we used to go to, and I played pool with them on a couple of occasions. They're actually pretty nice lads, and don't act anything like they do on TV in real life - ie, not fucking ridiculously chirpy and acting like twats, just normal blokes having a pint (surprise).

 

(Dec is shit at pool, by the way. Ant's quite good.)

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Me and a few mates where on a works xmas night out back in about 1995 and we where in that club below the Adelphi (was it called Fridays?) it was quite early and virtually empty and when we went in Ant and Dec where sat at the bar so we went over to say hello and ended up sat there talking shite with them for about an hour. Obviously this was before they became really famous but they where sound.

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