Dealing with rude customers

[Eire-Scouse]

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS' The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the

passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal - 'we have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!'

Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit) 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'

 

Thats one way to deal with them :D

[The-Sir]

It was fucking Bono wernt it.

[Steve Holt]

A funny story indeed but there is no way that story is true. A quick google search leads to the conclusion its an urban myth. All that can be found is other message boards talking about it. No news source.

[AL66GOLF]

Funny, even if untrue.

[Tom R]

I'd fuck her.

[Nomad]

I'd fuck her.

 

Fuck of im number 56 in this que, get to the back of the line

[RedinSweden]

A funny story indeed but there is no way that story is true. A quick google search leads to the conclusion its an urban myth. All that can be found is other message boards talking about it. No news source.

 

Next you'll be telling me a horse didn't really walk into a bar.

[ferryman]

Oooooh...RUDE customers! I read NUDE customers. Well, it has to wait until the right topic come along. Ta.

[Section_31]

The rudest customer I ever dealt with when I worked in a boozer turned out to be the then Widnes Vikings club captain. What an epic cunt. "I want my Guinness boo hoo hoo do you know who I am?"

 

"No mate, I follow f**tball."