The whereabouts of Andriy Voronin??

[aws]

Good to see he's still training out there. And some people say top professionals require motivation.

[Randy Marsh]

I'd smash his missus

[Fowlers God]

I'd smash his missus

 

Not after he has fucking smashed her fanny in. I would be fucking her and all I would be able to see would be his ugly mug. For this reason I am out.

[Xherdan]

Dont worry mate, Voronin cannot penetrate any form of defence, nor is he known for his dribbling abilities around the box, thus making penetration easier.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

I'd smash his missus

 

She looks, just a little bit, like my Missus

 

*Yula, not Andriy

[Fugitive]

The mother-of-two was dubbed 'worst dressed WAG' in 2008 when she stepped out wearing a leopard-print velour tracksuit with PVC stiletto heels, while her husband wore a shiny shellsuit.

 

She angrily hit back at her critics, pointing out the tracksuit in question was from Dolce & Gabbana and cost £1,000.

 

She said: 'The British press criticised me for a bad taste in clothes. It's just laughable.

 

'The Brits are horrendously conservative. Of all the colours, they like only black and grey.

 

'And I was wearing bright and tight clothes, walking in high heels - and evidently looked more colourful than them.

 

'We would never be so rude in Ukraine. Leopard-print is not old-fashioned there, it's a classic look.'

 

Yeah but Chernobyl left you a country full of mutants.

 

Swings and roundabouts, love.

[Trumo]

The daft twat.

 

Andriy Voronin facing crunch talks with Dusseldorf - ESPN FC

 

Voronin caught nightclubbing

 

Dusseldorf striker Andrey Voronin has been caught nightclubbing after telling the club he could not train because he was ill.

 

The relationship between the former Liverpool striker, 33, and the Bundesliga club is near breaking point after the Ukrainian was seen out in Dusseldorf on Tuesday.

 

Voronin is currently on loan from Dinamo Moscow, but has fallen out of favour. Despite several injuries to other players he was only given four minutes of action in Dusseldorf's 1-1 draw against Hoffenheim last weekend.

 

TV pictures showed Voronin sitting on the Dusseldorf bench, looking bored and disinterested, at one point even using his mobile device.

 

On Sunday he called in sick, and has not trained with the team since. On Wednesday morning pictures showing Voronin in a Dusseldorf night club surfaced.

 

"We are informed. We have seen the pictures," Dusseldorf general manager Wolf Werner, 70, told Bild. Dusseldorf coach Norbert Meier, 54 added: "We will talk to him first. Indeed, he is ill, I could say more. But we will not give any water-level report on what we do next. We will inform about this, when the time has come."

 

DerWesten reports that Fortuna and Voronin will sit down for a "peace summit" after Voronin's return, but Voronin's future in Dusseldorf could be beyond repair.

 

Voronin had previously complained he doesn't feel part of the team and left his Dusseldorf future open, explaining that it was his agent's business to sort it out.

[s(k)aturation]

Perhaps FSG will release 300-odd quid to secure him in January.

Bargain.

[Megadrive Man]

Signed for Free, sold for £4 million.

 

One of our better transfer deals.

[Furmedge]

Signed for Free' date=' sold for £4 million.

 

One of our better transfer deals.[/quote']

 

On a shit load of wages when he signed for us no doubt.

[JagSquared]

He started out steadily if i remember rightly scored a few goals after he netted his opener against Toulouse? It clearly became obvious he was shit bit for a 3 or 4 game run i thought he might be alright.

 

How wrong I was.

[Paulie Dangerously]

He started out steadily if i remember rightly scored a few goals after he netted his opener against Toulouse? It clearly became obvious he was shit bit for a 3 or 4 game run i thought he might be alright.

 

How wrong I was.

 

Didn't he score 4 in 3 in his first matches for us? I remember thinking 'bargain of the season"

[RoboRiise]

Perhaps FSG will release 300-odd quid to secure him in January.

Bargain.

 

I hope that includes his wages. On a three year deal.

[Ted]

On a shit load of wages when he signed for us no doubt.

 

50k a week. Nice work if you can get it.

[fowler9]

I don't see the problem he couldn't train because he was ill, he was ill due to a hangover best way to get rid of the hangover drink some more, Vorowin!

[milky]

Maybe he just wanted a 'PEACE SUMMIT' with the chairmans wife!

 

Oh wait, wrong one.

[Dan]

hold on, we sold Voronin for FOUR MILLION POUNDS?

[Ranxerox]

Perhaps FSG will release 300-odd quid to secure him in January.

Bargain.

 

Jen has just announced on twitter that for every meat pie sold at the Wigan game the proceeds will go towards bringing him back

[Jonjo Baldy]

Voronin I and Voronin II aka Jovanovich. The answer to all our problems.

[Jairzinho]

hold on, we sold Voronin for FOUR MILLION POUNDS?

 

No. No we didn't.

[Megadrive Man]

No. No we didn't.

 

Seems like it was closer to £2 million, so 6 months wages.

Perhaps not such a great deal after all!

[Newport]

Did more for the club than Cole ever will.