Irritating celebrity fans

[stringvest]

Macca lived in the street next to me when I was growing up. I sat next to his brother David in school. We used to knock at his house with a footy and he'd always take it to melwood and get it it signed - and prettty much anything else you asked. Proper sound he was. He also smashed a footy at us once when we kicked it to him - hit my mate on his watch and broke it. Those were the days

Kirk dale?

[Trumo]

Macca lived in the street next to me when I was growing up. I sat next to his brother David in school. We used to knock at his house with a footy and he'd always take it to melwood and get it it signed - and prettty much anything else you asked. Proper sound he was. He also smashed a footy at us once when we kicked it to him - hit my mate on his watch and broke it. Those were the days

 

It must have been one absolute shite watch that, since Macca's shooting was the definition of 'powder puff'.

[Dr Nowt]

One of the more forgotten elements of that FA Cup tie against Chelsea, when we were 2 up at half time and they did us 4-2, is the fucking sitters McManaman Raheem Sterlinged before half-time.

[Total Longo]

Massively underrated as a player, was Macca.

[Josef Svejk]

Massively underrated as a player, was Macca.

Kyle Edmund not so much.

[sir roger]

Kyle Edmund not so much.

 

He's doing alright at life is Kyle , in the top 30 in the world & a red.

 

Said he gets more nervous watching us than playing a big tennis game , I can just imagine.

[Josef Svejk]

Top 30? No way. Mixed doubles partnering Serena Williams?

 

(Nothing against him, by the way.)

[sir roger]

No , just top 30 male singles player, JS

[Josef Svejk]

No , just top 30 male singles player, JS

Fair fucks. Didn't think he was anywhere near that level.

[johnsusername]

I was once sat next to steve mcmanaman in Dreamers strip club on Old Hall Street, circa 2001. I didn't say anything to him, it wouldn't have been the right thing to do.

 

True story bro.

 

Dreamers, what a place that was.

 

We are like the dreamer who dreams then lives inside the dream. 

But who is the dreamer?

[sir roger]

I was once sat next to steve mcmanaman in Dreamers strip club on Old Hall Street, circa 2001. I didn't say anything to him, it wouldn't have been the right thing to do.

 

True story bro.

 

Dreamers, what a place that was.

 

We are like the dreamer who dreams then lives inside the dream. 

But who is the dreamer?

 

Quite right , don't put him off while he is putting tenners into the waistband of your boxers 

[lifetime fan]

One of the more forgotten elements of that FA Cup tie against Chelsea, when we were 2 up at half time and they did us 4-2, is the fucking sitters McManaman Raheem Sterlinged before half-time.

 

Watched that game with my manc uncle who started giving it the billy big bollocks when Hughes came on at half time.

 

I got grounded for a fortnight when me mam overheard me calling him a fucking bastard at full time.

[Aventus]

Watched that game with my manc uncle who started giving it the billy big bollocks when Hughes came on at half time.

 

I got grounded for a fortnight when me mam overheard me calling him a fucking bastard at full time.

Your uncle or Hughes?

[lifetime fan]

Your uncle or Hughes?

 

Said it to my uncle but it was directed at both.

[Lee909]

 

 

sitters McManaman Raheem Sterlinged before half-time.

Carvalho will enjoy that

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I realise that Hayley Dunphy is a fictional character and she's only pretending to like football to impress her English boyfriend, but she just mentioned that Liverpool are having a great season and she's fit, so I'm claiming her.

[chris71]

I hope Chris De Burgh is sorted for this.

[Section_31]

According to his Twitter post over the weekend William Shatner is a Chelsea fan. How much more betrayal can I take? I feel like I've been stabbed through the heart.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

According to his Twitter post over the weekend William Shatner is a Chelsea fan. How much more betrayal can I take? I feel like I've been stabbed through the heart.

He always wanted to play for them. Somewhere on the wing!

[Anubis]

I was surprised to find out, when we played them, that Russell Crowe is a Roma fan. But then he does, allegedly, like a good drunken brawl, so I suppose it makes sense.

[SammyAftershave]

According to his Twitter post over the weekend William Shatner is a Chelsea fan. How much more betrayal can I take? I feel like I've been stabbed through the heart.

 

I refuse to believe that. Next you'll be saying he wears a wig.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

According to his Twitter post over the weekend William Shatner is a Chelsea fan. How much more betrayal can I take? I feel like I've been stabbed through the heart.

Imagine him doing a spoken-word version of the Chelsea classic "We're racist and that's the way we like it".

[Strontium]

According to his Twitter post over the weekend William Shatner is a Chelsea fan. How much more betrayal can I take? I feel like I've been stabbed through the heart.

Where else would you find Captain Kirk apart from the Bridge?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Where else would you find Captain Kirk apart from the Bridge?

Bravo, Sir.

[KMD7]

philyhamann

13,191 posts

Joined: 20-December 04 Reputation: 46 Posted 25 September 2009 - 12:33 PM

 

I will be in the pub, I am known as Captain Kirk that is my nickname and how I roll in the Swan due to my boyish good lucks and roguish attitude.