New Portugal Kit * MUST SEE * Ha ha

[WaltonRed]

Its officially the death of the football kit as we know it.

 

Nike surely must be taking the piss with this monstrosity.

 

I was going to put it in the foreign kits thread but it needs to be seen.

 

 

[Liverpool lad]

What do they think it is? The Running Man

[fowler9]

gotta be a piss take

[Guest simon]

Haha what the fuck they will win the world cup from teams pissing them selves laughing.

[Anubis]

Tell me that's fake. Surely. If not then Portugal are officially the new gay Chippendales.

[loadsoftrophies]

No, no, no, no, please no.

Fucking Cameroon strip was bad enough.

[fowler9]

most likely be training gear apparently this is the new one

 

 

[Ted]

Can't see any of this as my browser at work is shit.

 

Anyone got a direct link?

[WaltonRed]

Football shirt blog | Page-2 | Football Shirt Culture.com

 

Its on page one of this site Ted

[Ted]

That can't be real!

[lifetime fan]

Surely that gots to be personalised under crackers and vests?

[Ted]

^^^^That's what I reckon.

 

 

Football Boots - Nike Tiempo Premier 94 - Black/White - Heritage | Pro Direct Soccer

 

I want a pair of those.

[Rex Banner]

I like it, I've been waiting a long time to get a good view of their bulges.

[llego]

Ronaldo in that thing is definitely the gayest combination of man and clothing possible in this universe.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

I like it, I've been waiting a long time to get a good view of their bulges.

 

It's official.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Portuguese have no dick.

[sh#t waffle]

I thought the Russia kit looked brilliant on telly, but I see it looks like it has a variant of that stupid bra/masking tape that Adidas are using for no good reason.

[WaltonRed]

The Russia kit isnt like that is it?

 

I think its ace as well.

[Herp McDerp]

Its officially the death of the football kit as we know it.

 

Nike surely must be taking the piss with this monstrosity.

 

I was going to put it in the foreign kits thread but it needs to be seen.

 

 

1, 2, 3, tummies in. Honestly, they all look as if they're holding in giant poos.

 

 

Some subtle tagging going on on this thread by the way.

[sh#t waffle]

The Russia kit isnt like that is it?

 

I think its ace as well.

 

Maybe not actually, but it has weird bits down the sides..

 

[Dracco]

Fuckin Star Trek

[WhiskeyJar]

Fuckin Star Trek

 

Beaten to it.

[JohnnyH]

Wow. Overweight football fans will snap that up. Good business sense from nike there.

[WaltonRed]

Maybe not actually, but it has weird bits down the sides..

 

 

I just think the weird bits are material, I dont think it would feel weird wearing it if you get me.

 

I'm going to try and get a long sleeve one but i'll take a short sleeve, kitbag and subside both have them

[Xherdan]

Some subtle tagging going on on this thread by the way.

 

 

Subtle? I assume there is sarcasm in there somewhere.

[rockredrock]

Ladyboy will love that,all he has to do is match up his make up and he's done..the cunt.