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So Where Would this Team Finish in the PL


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-------------------------Reina---------------------------

Deggen or Kelly----Carra or Skrtel---------Agger-----Aurelio

--------------------Flamini-------Aquiliani-----------------

Kuyt---------------------Benayoun-----------------Dossena

-------------------------Heskey or Ngog-------------------

 

Subs Cavielli, Kelly, Skrtel, Lucas, El Zhar, Ngog, Nemeth

 

So where do you think this team would finish, my guess is between 6th and 10th

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-------------------------Reina---------------------------

Deggen or Kelly----Carra or Skrtel---------Agger-----Aurelio

--------------------Flamini-------Aquiliani-----------------

Kuyt---------------------Benayoun-----------------Dossena

-------------------------Heskey or Ngog-------------------

 

Subs Cavielli, Kelly, Skrtel, Lucas, El Zhar, Ngog, Nemeth

 

So where do you think this team would finish, my guess is between 6th and 10th

 

I want my 2.39 seconds back for reading this.

 

We are not going to sell Torres, Gerrard, Reira or Insua.

 

Red Nick you either an evil WUM or a genius one.

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Where would this team finish?

 

-----------------------Reina-------------------

------------Skrtel-----Carra------Agger--------

Johnson---------------------------------Insua-

----------------------Masch-------------------

------------Aquilani-------------Lucas/Benny---

----------------------Gerrard------------------

----------------------Torres-------------------

 

I reckon it'd come fair close to winning the league, closer even than last year.

 

So when Rafa can pick his first choice 11 (granted it mightn't be the same as above), we'll tear the league a new one.

 

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend.

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The point being is there is another option open to the cunts who are running our club if RBS insist on the debt being reduced from 220M to 125M. Its obviously very clear that they don’t have the funds.

 

Our operating profit is currently around 30m which is likely to increase even with the 5m or so we will lose from CL when all the new sponsorship deals are factored in.

 

So the solution for the owners is a very simple one if they don’t get investment

 

Sell

 

Torres 80m

Gerrard 40m

Johnson 15m

Voronin 2m

Babel 5m

Mascher 25m

Reira 5m

 

Total sales 170m

 

Buy Flamini and Heskey 10m

 

160M net and then reduce debt to 100m and then you can get any bank to lend you the money which would cost no more than 5m a year to service. The real secret here is to sell your best players to get a reduction in wage bill with NI 28m -30m. the Manager would then be given 40m to invest in the team but told whatever players he brings in must cost a yearly maximum of 12m in wages.

 

Your situation after all this has taken place is an operating profit of 50m from which you need to deduct 20m for no CL income and 5m so service the debt thus leaving 25m a year operation profit for the Americans to invest in the team as long as they keep the wages static. In reality this will allow us a team that will finish 6th to 12th every season until they find a buyer for the club.

 

Not a great solution for the club but a way the owners could get the debt down and still take money from the club.

 

The point of this option is to just illustrate why the owners aren’t going anywhere and if the did exercise this option we are far from the position Leeds Utd where in.

 

There are obvious different variant models the owners could apply around this them but a very serious solution for them if they don’t get the investment into the club.

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The point being is there is another option open to the cunts who are running our club if RBS insist on the debt being reduced from 220M to 125M. Its obviously very clear that they don’t have the funds.

 

Our operating profit is currently around 30m which is likely to increase even with the 5m or so we will lose from CL when all the new sponsorship deals are factored in.

 

So the solution for the owners is a very simple one if they don’t get investment

 

Sell

 

Torres 80m

Gerrard 40m

Johnson 15m

Voronin 2m

Babel 5m

Mascher 25m

Reira 5m

 

Total sales 170m

 

Buy Flamini and Heskey 10m

 

160M net and then reduce debt to 100m and then you can get any bank to lend you the money which would cost no more than 5m a year to service. The real secret here is to sell your best players to get a reduction in wage bill with NI 28m -30m. the Manager would then be given 40m to invest in the team but told whatever players he brings in must cost a yearly maximum of 12m in wages.

 

Your situation after all this has taken place is an operating profit of 50m from which you need to deduct 20m for no CL income and 5m so service the debt thus leaving 25m a year operation profit for the Americans to invest in the team as long as they keep the wages static. In reality this will allow us a team that will finish 6th to 12th every season until they find a buyer for the club.

 

Not a great solution for the club but a way the owners could get the debt down and still take money from the club.

 

The point of this option is to just illustrate why the owners aren’t going anywhere and if the did exercise this option we are far from the position Leeds Utd where in.

 

There are obvious different variant models the owners could apply around this them but a very serious solution for them if they don’t get the investment into the club.

 

So you could have made this the first post really, couldnt you?

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The point being is there is another option open to the cunts who are running our club if RBS insist on the debt being reduced from 220M to 125M. Its obviously very clear that they don’t have the funds.

 

Our operating profit is currently around 30m which is likely to increase even with the 5m or so we will lose from CL when all the new sponsorship deals are factored in.

 

So the solution for the owners is a very simple one if they don’t get investment

 

Sell

 

Torres 80m

Gerrard 40m

Johnson 15m

Voronin 2m

Babel 5m

Mascher 25m

Reira 5m

 

Total sales 170m

 

Buy Flamini and Heskey 10m

 

160M net and then reduce debt to 100m and then you can get any bank to lend you the money which would cost no more than 5m a year to service. The real secret here is to sell your best players to get a reduction in wage bill with NI 28m -30m. the Manager would then be given 40m to invest in the team but told whatever players he brings in must cost a yearly maximum of 12m in wages.

 

Your situation after all this has taken place is an operating profit of 50m from which you need to deduct 20m for no CL income and 5m so service the debt thus leaving 25m a year operation profit for the Americans to invest in the team as long as they keep the wages static. In reality this will allow us a team that will finish 6th to 12th every season until they find a buyer for the club.

 

Not a great solution for the club but a way the owners could get the debt down and still take money from the club.

 

The point of this option is to just illustrate why the owners aren’t going anywhere and if the did exercise this option we are far from the position Leeds Utd where in.

 

There are obvious different variant models the owners could apply around this them but a very serious solution for them if they don’t get the investment into the club.

 

ah - now I get you....

 

Well it's obvious that's what's available to the owners if things really go tits up. But there would be outright war if they stripped the club of it's best players in order to pay off debts we shouldn't really have in the first place.

 

I wouldn't go putting that out as a solution for the owners either as they might just look at that as an easy option. The cunts.

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Surely the most obvious option is that they sell the club at a lower asking price but still make a big profit. As businessmen they'll realise any future earning and potential sell on value are gonna come from having a team playing in the CL so aren't going to look to offload all our best players straight away.

 

While the club is in a depressing state what you've added is an imaginary team, based on imaginary events and imaginary values. Nice one for that.

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-------------------------Reina---------------------------

Deggen or Kelly----Carra or Skrtel---------Agger-----Aurelio

--------------------Flamini-------Aquiliani-----------------

Kuyt---------------------Benayoun-----------------Dossena

-------------------------Heskey or Ngog-------------------

 

Subs Cavielli, Kelly, Skrtel, Lucas, El Zhar, Ngog, Nemeth

 

So where do you think this team would finish, my guess is between 6th and 10th

 

This imaginary team, would win it's imaginary league title and FA Cup double FIVE times on the trot - an they would also win the imaginary European Cup another FOUR times for us (narrowly being defeated by an emerging borrusia Moenchengladback who had just that year been taken over by the DIC consortium). The reserve team (consisting of Torres, Gerrard, Mascherano and Carragher would also win the League cup FIVE times.

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