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I never did like Kebabs

Hermes

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'Man Butchered And Eaten By Three Tramps'

 

2:04pm UK, Sunday November 15, 2009

 

Graham Fitzgerald, Sky News Online

Russian police have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing and eating a 25-year-old and selling parts of his body to a kebab and pie kiosk.

 

It's not known if the kebab seller cooked and sold any of the man's flesh

 

The alarm was raised when bits of a corpse were found near a bus stop on the outskirts of Perm, about 720 miles east of Moscow.

 

A statement on the Perm police website said the three alleged cannibals had previous criminal records.

 

The statement said they were detained on suspicion of stabbing a man to death and then chopping him up for food.

 

It went on: "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up.

 

"Part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies."

 

It was not clear from the statement if the kiosk had cooked any of the man's flesh and sold it to customers.

 

The three suspects are due to appear in court on Monday.

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'Man Butchered And Eaten By Three Tramps'

 

2:04pm UK, Sunday November 15, 2009

 

Graham Fitzgerald, Sky News Online

Russian police have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing and eating a 25-year-old and selling parts of his body to a kebab and pie kiosk.

 

It's not known if the kebab seller cooked and sold any of the man's flesh

 

The alarm was raised when bits of a corpse were found near a bus stop on the outskirts of Perm, about 720 miles east of Moscow.

 

A statement on the Perm police website said the three alleged cannibals had previous criminal records.

 

The statement said they were detained on suspicion of stabbing a man to death and then chopping him up for food.

 

It went on: "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up.

 

"Part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies."

 

It was not clear from the statement if the kiosk had cooked any of the man's flesh and sold it to customers.

 

The three suspects are due to appear in court on Monday.

 

15 pints of Stella and a dose of chilli sauce who'd know the difference?

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'Man Butchered And Eaten By Three Tramps'

 

2:04pm UK, Sunday November 15, 2009

 

Graham Fitzgerald, Sky News Online

Russian police have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing and eating a 25-year-old and selling parts of his body to a kebab and pie kiosk.

 

It's not known if the kebab seller cooked and sold any of the man's flesh

 

The alarm was raised when bits of a corpse were found near a bus stop on the outskirts of Perm, about 720 miles east of Moscow.

 

A statement on the Perm police website said the three alleged cannibals had previous criminal records.

 

The statement said they were detained on suspicion of stabbing a man to death and then chopping him up for food.

 

It went on: "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up.

 

"Part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies."

 

It was not clear from the statement if the kiosk had cooked any of the man's flesh and sold it to customers.

 

The three suspects are due to appear in court on Monday.

 

They killed a fella and gave him up to be made into pies?

 

Sounds like Sweeney Todd the Barber, but if they really do live in a town called Perm, it sounds more likely to have been Sweeney Todd the fucking Stylist.

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'Man Butchered And Eaten By Three Tramps'

 

2:04pm UK, Sunday November 15, 2009

 

Graham Fitzgerald, Sky News Online

Russian police have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing and eating a 25-year-old and selling parts of his body to a kebab and pie kiosk.

 

It's not known if the kebab seller cooked and sold any of the man's flesh

 

The alarm was raised when bits of a corpse were found near a bus stop on the outskirts of Perm, about 720 miles east of Moscow.

 

A statement on the Perm police website said the three alleged cannibals had previous criminal records.

 

The statement said they were detained on suspicion of stabbing a man to death and then chopping him up for food.

 

It went on: "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up.

 

"Part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies."

 

It was not clear from the statement if the kiosk had cooked any of the man's flesh and sold it to customers.

 

The three suspects are due to appear in court on Monday.

 

Is your middle name 'Deacon' Dave?

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Ordering a kebab tonight. Extra large mixed grill with salad, mayonnaise and chilli sauce. UFC is on and I'm hoping for a blowy. Life is good

Your local kebab shop owner's fucking accommodating.

 

Last time I asked mine for one of them he gave my face a stripe.

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