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Women - how cold is this?


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Every single action in this world has a consequence. You may not see how something so trivial may or may not damage someone else life until after wards. Imagine if those kids had walked in on the action. How would they have taken it?

 

what kind of mother would do that in the first place. I may just have different standards and expectations that most people, and have consideration for the feelings of others.

 

Every single action has a consequence? No, it doesn't, except in films and the bible. The kids couldn't have walked in.

 

What kind of mother? How does her getting a cock inside her on the sly affect her ability to mother her children?

 

Hysterical nonsense mate typical of people who try to impose their own moral code on others. You don't like it, fair enough, but don't try and create some doomsday scenario to try and back up why it's wrong.

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I've heard worse.

 

One mate got 'pulled' by some stunner a few years back, she was in a bar in Warrington on her own evidently on the prowl. He couldn't believe his luck as he banged her, but was then woken up in the middle of the night by her husband punching him in the face. She'd gone out and pulled someone just to piss him off, my mate ended up wandering through the Cheshire countryside with a fucked up face looking for a taxi.

 

Even better, another mate had a bird for a year who he allowed to live in his house rent free. She saved up and went travelling for three months, as the three months was nearly up she invited him out for the last leg. He flew to Thailand at the cost of the best part of a grand, and two days later she dumped him.

He then went and banged a few bangkok ho's, flew home early and went the GUM clinic.

 

I'm not having that.

 

A stunner in Warrington.

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Every single action has a consequence? No, it doesn't, except in films and the bible. The kids couldn't have walked in.

 

What kind of mother? How does her getting a cock inside her on the sly affect her ability to mother her children?

 

Hysterical nonsense mate typical of people who try to impose their own moral code on others. You don't like it, fair enough, but don't try and create some doomsday scenario to try and back up why it's wrong.

 

One day you will see my point,

 

Have some rep, you unmoral bastard, see you didint expect that!

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You can't beat a good slag.

 

Oh yes you can Elmyn!! There was this slag that I was shagging back in Vancouver. She was a VERY GOOD slag. Only took her a few times before she was telling me to choke her, hit her, spank her, pull the hair, spit in the face, etc. etc. etc.

 

This girl would do it all. Superb.

 

Point of the story? You can beat a good slag. They like it.

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Every single action in this world has a consequence. You may not see how something so trivial may or may not damage someone else life until after wards. Imagine if those kids had walked in on the action. How would they have taken it?

 

what kind of mother would do that in the first place. I may just have different standards and expectations that most people, and have consideration for the feelings of others.

 

Is this worthy of a neg. I think so.

 

Completely agree, negged for being a grass.

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Oh yes you can Elmyn!! There was this slag that I was shagging back in Vancouver. She was a VERY GOOD slag. Only took her a few times before she was telling me to choke her, hit her, spank her, pull the hair, spit in the face, etc. etc. etc.

 

This girl would do it all. Superb.

 

Point of the story? You can beat a good slag. They like it.

 

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I've heard worse.

 

One mate got 'pulled' by some stunner a few years back, she was in a bar in Warrington on her own evidently on the prowl. He couldn't believe his luck as he banged her, but was then woken up in the middle of the night by her husband punching him in the face. She'd gone out and pulled someone just to piss him off, my mate ended up wandering through the Cheshire countryside with a fucked up face looking for a taxi.

 

Even better, another mate had a bird for a year who he allowed to live in his house rent free. She saved up and went travelling for three months, as the three months was nearly up she invited him out for the last leg. He flew to Thailand at the cost of the best part of a grand, and two days later she dumped him.

He then went and banged a few bangkok ho's, flew home early and went the GUM clinic.

 

 

I usually have to pay extra for that, result.

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How awful. They are like cold blooded reptiles, only they don't lay eggs, but that's the only difference.

 

However if any ladies would like to use me for sex then I'm right here. I don't mind if your husband punches me in the face during or afterwards.

 

Mine does - right dirty dog eggs. Sometimes they don't even go down when she flushes and I find them bobbing there winking at me.

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Noos' story reminded me of one from my own data files.

 

I had been fixed up with this bird who was divorced with two kids. She was nice enough a person but was clearly bonkers. You know the type. The way she talked it was like she fell in love with every bloke she went with straight away. I suppose the warning signs were there but, bollocks to it, I wanted to shag her.

 

The first date we had a beer and went back to hers (kids were away for the night). As the painters were in we did nowt but heavy petting and some fumbling. Was good, nonetheless.

 

Second date was just me going around to hers - again the kids weren't in but we ended up naked and did all but shag (I'll never understand birds who are willing to get naked on top of you and wank you off but say that they won't let you fuck them because it's "too early" in the relationship...)

 

Third date I called around to take her out for a drink and her kids were in. She had a girl of about 10 and a boy of about 7. I stood in the living room while this bird went into the kitchen for something. While I was stood there her little boy, who I had only just about said 'Hello' to a minute earlier, walked past, started going up the stairs, turned to me and said "I want you to be my Daddy".

 

I've seen a lot of sad children in my time but this little lad's comment got me straight in the heartstrings. And I felt angry towards his Mum. She had already told me she had dated loads of fellas since her divorce and that her kids had met most of them. It was straight away bloody obvious to me just how much she was damaging that little boy by introducing him to a constant string of 'new boyfriends' that she was no doubt describing to her kids as the best man she ever mate and how she loved them. And I was the current one.

 

We went out for the drink and I told her what he'd said. She thought it was funny. I didn't. We didn't see each other again and I just hope her little lad - and the girl - ended up balanced and normal people. If they did it would have been despite their mother's antics.

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Noos' story reminded me of one from my own data files.

 

I had been fixed up with this bird who was divorced with two kids. She was nice enough a person but was clearly bonkers. You know the type. The way she talked it was like she fell in love with every bloke she went with straight away. I suppose the warning signs were there but, bollocks to it, I wanted to shag her.

 

The first date we had a beer and went back to hers (kids were away for the night). As the painters were in we did nowt but heavy petting and some fumbling. Was good, nonetheless.

 

Second date was just me going around to hers - again the kids weren't in but we ended up naked and did all but shag (I'll never understand birds who are willing to get naked on top of you and wank you off but say that they won't let you fuck them because it's "too early" in the relationship...)

 

Third date I called around to take her out for a drink and her kids were in. She had a girl of about 10 and a boy of about 7. I stood in the living room while this bird went into the kitchen for something. While I was stood there her little boy, who I had only just about said 'Hello' to a minute earlier, walked past, started going up the stairs, turned to me and said "I want you to be my Daddy".

 

I've seen a lot of sad children in my time but this little lad's comment got me straight in the heartstrings. And I felt angry towards his Mum. She had already told me she had dated loads of fellas since her divorce and that her kids had met most of them. It was straight away bloody obvious to me just how much she was damaging that little boy by introducing him to a constant string of 'new boyfriends' that she was no doubt describing to her kids as the best man she ever mate and how she loved them. And I was the current one.

 

We went out for the drink and I told her what he'd said. She thought it was funny. I didn't. We didn't see each other again and I just hope her little lad - and the girl - ended up balanced and normal people. If they did it would have been despite their mother's antics.

 

FAO Noos

 

 

This is exactly what I was telling you my friend.

 

 

FAO The chap. You may want to know that I am doing ok now. There was a slight problem between the law and a sexual encounter with my sister, but I am now well balanced as long as I continue to take the red pills. My mum has now been married 4 times since she last saw you. She currently does porn,

 

PS would be good to see you again.

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Third date I called around to take her out for a drink and her kids were in. She had a girl of about 10 and a boy of about 7. I stood in the living room while this bird went into the kitchen for something. While I was stood there her little boy, who I had only just about said 'Hello' to a minute earlier, walked past, started going up the stairs, turned to me and said "I want you to be my Daddy".

 

Slightly different situation, but that reminds me of Rich Hall's Otis Lee Crenshaw song 'New Daddy Now'.

 

Not all that relevant to the thread but the song makes me larf, so just a recommendation for any Rich Hall fans.

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FAO The chap. You may want to know that I am doing ok now. There was a slight problem between the law and a sexual encounter with my sister, but I am now well balanced as long as I continue to take the red pills. My mum has now been married 4 times since she last saw you. She currently does porn,

 

PS would be good to see you again.

 

Very good.

 

 

Oh, and... Fuckin' Noos.

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FAO Noos

 

 

This is exactly what I was telling you my friend.

 

 

FAO The chap. You may want to know that I am doing ok now. There was a slight problem between the law and a sexual encounter with my sister, but I am now well balanced as long as I continue to take the red pills. My mum has now been married 4 times since she last saw you. She currently does porn,

 

PS would be good to see you again.

 

Yes but thankfully I was acquitted.

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