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Women - how cold is this?

Rico1304

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A mate of mine went to a club near us (Bredbury Hall if you must know) on Saturday night, he pulled a bird and went back to hers where he nailed her. She tells him that she has a boyfriend who is in the army currently out in Afganistan.

 

Now that is cold but it gets worse.

 

He wakes up Sunday morning and is late for footy but he's only got his suit and doesn't want to turn up to footy wearing it. So, the dirty bitch lends him some of her boyfriends clothes!!! That's got to be the worst thing I have ever heard.

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I've heard worse.

 

One mate got 'pulled' by some stunner a few years back, she was in a bar in Warrington on her own evidently on the prowl. He couldn't believe his luck as he banged her, but was then woken up in the middle of the night by her husband punching him in the face. She'd gone out and pulled someone just to piss him off, my mate ended up wandering through the Cheshire countryside with a fucked up face looking for a taxi.

 

Even better, another mate had a bird for a year who he allowed to live in his house rent free. She saved up and went travelling for three months, as the three months was nearly up she invited him out for the last leg. He flew to Thailand at the cost of the best part of a grand, and two days later she dumped him.

He then went and banged a few bangkok ho's, flew home early and went the GUM clinic.

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A mate of mine went to a club near us (Bredbury Hall if you must know) on Saturday night, he pulled a bird and went back to hers where he nailed her. She tells him that she has a boyfriend who is in the army currently out in Afganistan.

 

Now that is cold but it gets worse.

 

He wakes up Sunday morning and is late for footy but he's only got his suit and doesn't want to turn up to footy wearing it. So, the dirty bitch lends him some of her boyfriends clothes!!! That's got to be the worst thing I have ever heard.

 

 

Don't see the problem with that at all. If her husband is going to fuck off abroad for months on end to satisfy his own bloodlust, his wife should be able to fuck whomever she pleases whilst he's away.

 

As for his clothes, he doesn't need them does he? As they're getting some use out of them.

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How awful. They are like cold blooded reptiles, only they don't lay eggs, but that's the only difference.

 

However if any ladies would like to use me for sex then I'm right here. I don't mind if your husband punches me in the face during or afterwards.

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A mate of mine went to a club near us (Bredbury Hall if you must know) on Saturday night, he pulled a bird and went back to hers where he nailed her. She tells him that she has a boyfriend who is in the army currently out in Afganistan.

 

Now that is cold but it gets worse.

 

He wakes up Sunday morning and is late for footy but he's only got his suit and doesn't want to turn up to footy wearing it. So, the dirty bitch lends him some of her boyfriends clothes!!! That's got to be the worst thing I have ever heard.

 

That is snake-esque.

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Elmyn Noos Grand Master

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You can't beat a good slag. I love slags, me.

 

A girl I used to work with shagged some bloke she used to work with* whilst her husband was away attending a family funeral. It was in their marital bed, and their two kids were asleep in the next room. The cad in question not only showered in their lovely en-suite before leaving, but helped himself to some of hubby's deo and aftershave, and a bottle of wine from his rather fine collection on the way out.

 

 

 

 

*yep.

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You can't beat a good slag. I love slags, me.

 

A girl I used to work with shagged some bloke she used to work with* whilst her husband was away attending a family funeral. It was in their marital bed, and their two kids were asleep in the next room. The cad in question not only showered in their lovely en-suite before leaving, but helped himself to some of hubby's deo and aftershave, and a bottle of wine from his rather fine collection on the way out.

 

 

 

 

*yep.

 

I hate cheating. I hate the very lies that it produces afterwards. It affects kids lives.

 

Point made.

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Fowlers God Grand Master

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To be fair, if he's a single guy who's his loyalty to? His cock or someone else's family. If she's happy with it why should it bother him?

 

Every single action in this world has a consequence. You may not see how something so trivial may or may not damage someone else life until after wards. Imagine if those kids had walked in on the action. How would they have taken it?

 

what kind of mother would do that in the first place. I may just have different standards and expectations that most people, and have consideration for the feelings of others.

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Every single action in this world has a consequence. You may not see how something so trivial may or may not damage someone else life until after wards. Imagine if those kids had walked in on the action. How would they have taken it?

 

what kind of mother would do that in the first place. I may just have different standards and expectations that most people, and have consideration for the feelings of others.

 

Calm down mate, it was a flippant comment but there is truth in the argument too. If the kids get fucked up by Mummy having an affair who's to blame? The woman who brought them into this world and raised them? Or the guy with a bigger dick than Daddy?

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You can't beat a good slag. I love slags, me.

 

A girl I used to work with shagged some bloke she used to work with* whilst her husband was away attending a family funeral. It was in their marital bed, and their two kids were asleep in the next room. The cad in question not only showered in their lovely en-suite before leaving, but helped himself to some of hubby's deo and aftershave, and a bottle of wine from his rather fine collection on the way out.

 

 

 

 

*yep.

 

That was you wasn't it?

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