LFC v Manc Cunts special edition caption competition

[Barney_Rubble]

How do you say `You'll never walk your bitch alone` in Spanish?

 

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(it won't let me post the full image/url as I don't have 15 posts, so feel free to substitute the relevant bits in front!)

[chorlton]

 

no fucking idea what it was, but it was big, yellow and traveling very very fast and it went that way.

[Fugitive]

 

Owen: I used to play here and were quite a good player back then.

Shrek: Fuck off, you were good?

Owen: I think you can still see the remains of a once glittering career in the Museum.

[Josef Svejk]

 

Giggs imagines playing with Torres...

[Josef Svejk]

 

Gary Neville figures out silliness of father's name...

[RedinSweden]

From the Guardian:

After the game Gary Neville and Jonny Evans were involved in an altercation with Liverpool stewards who prevented them from warming down in front of the United fans. The pair eventually trained at the other end of the pitch.

 

Warming down? they didn't even fucking play.

[acks]

 

Gary Neville's shock after hearing what the 4th officials been singing to himself!

 

(addams family theme)

 

Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

you all fuck one another

it's the neville family!

 

da da da da clap ,clap

[RedinSweden]

 

The bloke on the left of this picture is the spit of my Mum and Dad's former neighbour. Barbara, she was called.

[Ian H]

 

The bloke on the left of this picture is the spit of my Mum and Dad's former neighbour. Barbara, she was called.

 

Neville does Rain Man (again)...

 

Woman with glasses "Come on Gary, come and sit down. I promise we'll get the bus back"

[Dirk]

 

At ease, Alex isn't going to put his cock in your mouth just yet, Gary.

[Red Dawn]

 

Copper : "For impersonating a true red, you're nicked mate"

[odris]

 

Copper : "For impersonating a true red, you're nicked mate"

 

The bizzie on the left looks like his dicks came out his kecks, at a weird angle.

[zico]

 

GN - Why can't we warm down?

Copper - You didn't even finish warming up you daft cunt, now fuck off to Manchester!

[zico]

 

WR - Why are they not wearing Shrek masks?

MO - What do they mean "You Never Walk Alone"?

[zico]

 

FT - Catch me if you can!!!

[Kurt]

 

No Wayne. I havent found your brain here. Have you seen my moral backbone though? I think I lost it around here....

[Fowlers God]

 

Judas Cunt: Ere whats he doing ove there

Shrek: I think they call that a goal celebration

Judas Cunt: oh

 

[RedBrian84]

 

no fucking idea what it was, but it was big, yellow and traveling very very fast and it went that way.

 

Genius that.

[RedBrian84]

 

MO: Did you see my spritely little trot onto the pitch when I came on as a sub Wayne? Do you think Capello saw it? Do you think he'd have liked it? I thought I looked sharp. What about when I nearly touched the ball just before? Did I look sharp and back to my best? Do you think Capello saw it? I hope he saw it. I'm still good. I can play for England. Will you ask him if I can play again Wayne? I'll have to stop talking now because there's a through ball coming our way that I am almost going to latch onto, I have to look sharp.

[RedBrian84]

 

 

You make your bed....

[RoboRiise]

 

"Go on then, you give 'em a fucking penalty - I'm not voting for that cunt as player of the season."

 

 

 

 

"Hey Wazza, he just called you a cunt as well"

 

 

 

 

"Come on ref, that's twice you've let them score."

 

 

 

 

"Torres' goal were proper bo, I tell thee. Kes, ya bastard!"

 

 

 

 

"Oi! I said why don't you play me anymore? Don't walk away from me you drunken old fucker, I MADE you!"

 

 

 

 

"Make sure you score Michael - we'll have to take you into protective custody and I could use the overtime."

 

 

 

 

In order to reduce printing costs, matchday programmes have been reduced in size.

[House of Dirk]

 

Carra's Nelson Muntz impression went down a storm.

[Kurt]

 

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

 

Three twats and a cunt!

[Thants]

 

ALEX!! ALEX!! ALEX!! ...... ALEX!! ... ALEX!! ALEX!! ALEX!! ALEX!! .... ALEX!!

Oh he's not seen me . . . . . . ALEX!! ALEX!! ....

[Dr.Filth]

 

Ratface: Did you see that? He just barged into Sir!! Let me at him!

 

Physio: Behave yourself Gary. He'll destroy you.