LFC v Manc Cunts special edition caption competition

[The 5th Benitel]

 

 

Reina: I might have my beer N'goggles on David, but i think i love you.

[The Woolster]

For the one with Torres and Vidic

 

Vidic: Why don't you just bum me now and get it over with

[Dirk]

 

Two helmets and a wanker.

Edited October 26, 2009 by Dirk

[ottawa_lfc]

 

Torres: Get in, lad. He did well there didn't he?

Voronin: Fuck shite, I would have scored three.

 

Not a caption, but I fucking love him

[Dirty Parry]

Not a caption, but I fucking love him

 

fuck me thats apalling by vorinin. arms folded not celebrating. youd think he was an away fan in the home end with a gob like that on him. fuck him off and get one of the young lads from the ressies. lets see him fucking smile then eh.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

 

Mr. Owen, I'm arresting you on suspicion of being a Judas cunt. You do not have to say anything in a queer little voice, but it may harm your chances of getting bummed if you do not say anything that you may later rely on to get you get you porked.

Edited October 26, 2009 by Numero Veinticinco

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

 

Mr. Neville, I'm arresting you on suspicion of being a rat faced inbred...

[Guest LFD]

 

"2-0 - well that's the 'good' part of the weekend done...

 

excuse me Sir are you the 'bad' or the 'ugly'?"

[The Acolyte]

 

Pepe was so quick to get down the pitch for Ngog's goal I thought that he might have been offside.

 

Andy Gray claimed they clocked Reina doing a top speed of 24 mph.

Watched it myself, looked like something out of the Benny Hill Show!

[loadsoftrophies]

 

Ratface: Fucking hell how many times do i have to tell you, Johnny didn't rape Vidic, that was Torres!

[jon lad]

Not a caption, but I fucking love him

 

I like the way he turns around to try and find someone he likes to make eye contact with and fully ignores voronin, the fat fucker.

[The Golden Eel]

 

You can pull your shorts up as quickly as you want, but I saw you tugging off while looking at a copy of the official Manchester United Annual 2009.

 

 

 

**** On a side note, is Gary Neville's head behind the peeler on the left's left leg? Part of it seems to be hanging over the hoarding.

[The Special One]

[23_Carra_Gold]

 

You can pull your shorts up as quickly as you want, but I saw you tugging off while looking at a copy of the official Manchester United Annual 2009.

 

 

 

**** On a side note, is Gary Neville's head behind the peeler on the left's left leg? Part of it seems to be hanging over the hoarding.

 

Ace

[The Chief]

 

Ratface*

 

Does anybody actually know what happened there? Isn't that the stadium manager Ged Poynton next to the bizzy? What's that little ratfaced cunt been up to? He's getting a serious bollocking there!

 

*I left the Ratface quote in deliberately, it suits the inbred scumbag so nicely.

[Dirk]

 

YB: That man with the bacon on his face is offending me.

RB: Is okay, Yossi, you don't need to eat him.

[Baldi]

 

Copper to inbred " Now go home and get your fuckin shine box............"

[Dirk]

 

Daft Manc cunt turns up at the match disguised as a daft Manc cunt.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

Repped!!!

[Fobbie_Rowler]

 

Copper to inbred " Now go home and get your fuckin shine box............"

 

Sorry for going off topic but what was going on in this pic? What's the cunt up 2 this time?

[Fobbie_Rowler]

 

MO - "In there, take a left at the changing rooms - I swear 18 Titles, 5 European Cups! and shit loads of other stuff"

[Fobbie_Rowler]

 

Steward rushes to manc dressing room as Rooney refuses to wash without his shower cap!

[llego]

Sorry for going off topic but what was going on in this pic? What's the cunt up 2 this time?

 

From the Guardian:

After the game Gary Neville and Jonny Evans were involved in an altercation with Liverpool stewards who prevented them from warming down in front of the United fans. The pair eventually trained at the other end of the pitch.

[Fobbie_Rowler]

From the Guardian:

After the game Gary Neville and Jonny Evans were involved in an altercation with Liverpool stewards who prevented them from warming down in front of the United fans. The pair eventually trained at the other end of the pitch.

 

Cheers mate ;)

[tokyojoe]

 

Shrek: You can moan all you like Michael, but we all know you've made a bloody fortune betting that Vidic would be sent off.